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Simon Sez
Independent Artists
MPAA RATING: PG-13 for violence and sexuality
Starring
Dane Cook,
Dennis Rodman,
Ricky Harris,
John Pinette,
and
Emma Sjoberg
Dennis Rodman is an agent hired by a detective (Cook) to find a tycoon's daughter (Cigliutti) kidnapped by arms dealers.
| GENRE(S): |
Action
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| WRITTEN BY: |
Moshe Diamant (story)
Rudy Cohen (story)
Andrew Miller
Andrew Lowery
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| DIRECTED BY: |
Kevin Elders
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| RELEASE DATE: |
DVD: November 30, 1999
Video: November 30, 1999
Theatrical: September 24, 1999
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| RUNNING TIME: |
85 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA / Germany / Belgium |

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38
New York Post
Lou Lumenick
Dennis Rodman isn't half bad as a blond, multiply pierced Interpol agent.

30
Variety
Joe Leydon
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.

25
New York Daily News
Robet Dominguez
Rodman makes former co-star Jean-Claude Van Damme look like Jean-Paul Belmondo.

20
LA Weekly
Paul Malcolm
A pretty miserable time at the movies.

20
TV Guide
Maitland McDonagh
The air of low-budget Eurotrash is unmistakable. Almost everybody has an unidentifiable accent.

20
Los Angeles Times
Kevin Thomas
A lackluster international action adventure.

16
Entertainment Weekly
Owen Gleiberman
The movie, a shoddy mess, is a bargain-basement rip-off of ''Ronin."

0
TNT RoughCut
Tom Cappello
Words cannot do justice for this homage to Ed Wood.

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