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Metascore: 16 Metascore out of 100
User Score  
0.0 out of 10
based on 8 reviews
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MPAA RATING: PG-13 for violence and sexuality

Starring Dane Cook, Dennis Rodman, Ricky Harris, John Pinette, and Emma Sjoberg

Dennis Rodman is an agent hired by a detective (Cook) to find a tycoon's daughter (Cigliutti) kidnapped by arms dealers.


GENRE(S): Action  
WRITTEN BY: Moshe Diamant (story)
Rudy Cohen (story)
Andrew Miller
Andrew Lowery
 
DIRECTED BY: Kevin Elders  
RELEASE DATE: DVD: November 30, 1999 
Video: November 30, 1999 
Theatrical: September 24, 1999 
RUNNING TIME: 85 minutes, Color 
ORIGIN: USA / Germany / Belgium 

What The Critics Said

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38
New York Post Lou Lumenick
Dennis Rodman isn't half bad as a blond, multiply pierced Interpol agent.
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30
Variety Joe Leydon
A frenetically junky action adventure that will quickly dribble off to vid stores after a token fast break in theatrical release.
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25
New York Daily News Robet Dominguez
Rodman makes former co-star Jean-Claude Van Damme look like Jean-Paul Belmondo.
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20
LA Weekly Paul Malcolm
A pretty miserable time at the movies.
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20
TV Guide Maitland McDonagh
The air of low-budget Eurotrash is unmistakable. Almost everybody has an unidentifiable accent.
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20
Los Angeles Times Kevin Thomas
A lackluster international action adventure.
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16
Entertainment Weekly Owen Gleiberman
The movie, a shoddy mess, is a bargain-basement rip-off of ''Ronin."
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0
TNT RoughCut Tom Cappello
Words cannot do justice for this homage to Ed Wood.

What Our Users Said

Vote Now!The average user rating for this movie is 0.0 (out of 10) based on 3 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.

Mavaf gave it a0:
Truly atrocious.

Abra Cadabra gave it a 0:
*VOMIT*

Gilbert Mulroneycakes And The Last Crusade gave it a 0:
Did anyone ever think that Rodman was sufficiently cool to make a sodding action movie vehicle for him? Anyone at all? Hello? Hello? I know someone must have...or it wouldn't exist. But they won't show their face anymore. Which, having seen the film, I have to say is sensible.

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