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Small Time Crooks

Generally favorable reviews
Based on 32 critic reviews
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Based on 6 votes
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Movie Info
Genre(s): Romance
Written by: Woody Allen
Directed by: Woody Allen
Release Date:
Theatrical: May 19, 2000
DVD: December 19, 2000
Running Time: 94 minutes, Color
Origin: USA
Summary
RATING: PG for language
Starring Woody Allen, John Lovitz, Tony Darrow, Hugh Grant, Michael Rappaport, Tracy Ullman, and Elaine May
A dumb crook, his wife and their gang of misfits strike it really big when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.
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What The Critics Said
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San Francisco Chronicle Edward Guthmann
A delicious comedy that starts out promisingly as a pleasant gag comedy but then turns unexpectedly into a bright social satire.
Read Full Review >Philadelphia Inquirer Carrie Rickey
Sunnier and sillier than most of Allen's recent work, makes its belly laughs heartwarming. It's a most winning movie about losers.
Read Full Review >Film.com Tom Keogh
This is vintage Allen, his powers intact after a string of increasingly cranky, creaky films in the last few years.
Read Full Review >Los Angeles Times Kevin Thomas
Handsome as all Allen films are, and it proceeds with the brisk, sophisticated air of throwaway confidence and lack of pretense that we expect from the contemporary master of grown-up comedy.
Christian Science Monitor David Sterritt
The plot is lively and the dialogue packs many good laughs.
Read Full Review >Salon.com Charles Taylor
The latest from Woody Allen is an enjoyable trifle -- but Tracey Ullman and Elaine May walk off with the picture.
Read Full Review >Village Voice J. Hoberman
Allen's funniest, least sour outing in nearly a decade is a small movie with a tidy payoff. The movie gives vulgarity a good name.
Read Full Review >Variety Todd McCarthy
Breezy, enjoyable romp gratifyingly zigzags in directions that aren't apparent at the outset and features some intriguingly personal subtext for longtime Woody watchers.
Read Full Review >The New York Times Stephen Holden
In this sweet, funny wisp of a movie, Mr. Allen shucks off his fabled angst and returns in spirit to those wide-eyed days of yesteryear, before Chekhov, Kafka and Ingmar Bergman invaded his creative imagination.
Read Full Review >Rolling Stone Peter Travers
The Woodman has recovered his common touch. On him, it looks good.
Chicago Reader Jonathan Rosenbaum
Allen's movies specialize in contemplating the notion that money can somehow remove vulgarity or produce gentility. Small Time Crooks may conclude quite conventionally that money can't buy you everything, but most of it flirts even more conventionally with the opposite premise.
Read Full Review >Seattle Post-Intelligencer Paula Nechak
Allen has avoided his usual stable of jokes and one-liners, and the result is a film that feels and looks fresh from the maestro of urban angst.
Read Full Review >San Francisco Examiner Wesley Morris
Stooge-filled farce offers low laughs but lacks a point.
Read Full Review >USA Today Mike Clark
Though this is a tough movie to dislike, it plays more like a second draft than a final product.
Read Full Review >Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert
Dumb as they (allegedly) are, the characters in Small Time Crooks are smarter, edgier and more original than the dreary crowd in so many new comedies.
Read Full Review >Boston Globe Jay Carr
It's the kind of movie you can settle into, secure in the expectation that you can steal from it more than a little vintage Allen fun.
Read Full Review >Film.com Robert Horton
Feels like a first draft, in need of toning, pruning, and a little old-fashioned discipline. As an outline, the picture is full of possibilities.
Read Full Review >Dallas Observer Andy Klein
Allen produces a lovable, relaxed--although not uproarious--comedy.
Read Full Review >Washington Post Rita Kempley
Diverting and provides a satisfying alternative to teen-oriented summer comedy.
Read Full Review >LA Weekly Steven Mikulan
Small Time Crooks is definitely minor Allen that, nevertheless, offers a welcome riposte to the current national obsession with getting rich.
Read Full Review >Portland Oregonian Shawn Levy
Ullman and May make something intermittently memorable of an otherwise minor film.
Read Full Review >Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum
For all its wispy fun, Small Time Crooks still tilts, with little-guy stubbornness, at windmills in Allen's mind.
Read Full Review >New York Post Lou Lumenick
Petty larceny - but Allen's fans won't want to miss this lowbrow caper.
Read Full Review >Baltimore Sun Ann Hornaday
Can be recommended even if just for the presence of Elaine May, who turns in her most charmingly ditzy performance since "A New Leaf."
Read Full Review >Mr. Showbiz Kevin Maynard
Only Elaine May shines, in a weird and wonderful turn. Her loopy character has such a struck-by-lightning demeanor that she's always delightfully off in her own comic orbit even in the tritest of scenes.
Read Full Review >TV Guide Maitland McDonagh
This thin, clichéd comedy of crime and social climbing contains some scattered laughs and whole lot of padding.
Read Full Review >Chicago Tribune Marc Caro
It's a sweet little snack of a movie that leaves the heavier courses for some other outing.
Read Full Review >New York Daily News Jack Mathews
Allen was out of his element in creating characters who feel like East Coast cousins of the Clampetts, and his dialogue has never been more banal or forced.
Read Full Review >Slate David Edelstein
Sour and mostly feeble, with a depressingly curdled worldview. It bears no resemblance to Allen's surreal, open-ended comedies.
Read Full Review >TNT RoughCut Susannah Breslin
It's a comedic caper with a slap-your-head-in-kookiness that ends up making Allen, at this age, seem like an old man desperately still trying to ham it up at the dinner table.
Read Full Review >Austin Chronicle Marjorie Baumgarten
A pleasant frolic, but fairly inconsequential in terms of the overall Allen output.
Read Full Review >What Our Users Said
The average user rating for this movie is 5.8 (out of 10) based on 6 User Votes
Note: User votes are NOT included in the Metascore calculation.
Jon H gave it a3:
Bland Uninspired Woody.
Movie review gave it a 5:
Bad. The first forty-five minutes of the film showed great promise, but then the movie suffers a complete plot twist which succedes in ruining the story. If the whole movie had been about Small Time Crooks (as it began) instead of poor people becomming rich (the plot twist...) it would have been a much better movie.
Mitch H. gave it an 8:
I love this Woody Allen movie. Elaine May was great and Tracy Ullman was so funny. It's getting back to some od Woody's old movies. It's just a fun and enjoyable movie that will have you laughing all the way through.
Thomas S. gave it a 0:
Utterly witless! How could critics rate it so highly. Dumb, dumb, and dumb. I say that even though I love many of Woody Allen's films. My favorite is the Purple Rose. It is art, because of the effortless way it unites comedy and tragedy.
