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82
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80
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79
Visitor, The
79
Iron Man
78
Before I Forget
75
Young@Heart
75
Boy A
74
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72
Lou Reed's Berlin
70
Standard Operating Procedure
70
Outsourced
67
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
67
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65
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65
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65
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64
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62
Kabluey
61
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57
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56
Leatherheads
56
Then She Found Me
55
Baby Mama
55
Pathology
54
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
54
CSNY: Déjà Vu
53
Sex and the City: The Movie
52
Mother of Tears, The
51
Finding Amanda
51
Promotion, The
49
Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie, The
48
Run, Fat Boy, Run
46
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer
39
Young People F**king
37
Made of Honor
37
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37
Speed Racer
34
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32
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The
New Line Cinema
FILM:
MPAA RATING: R for strong horror violence/gore, language and drug content
Starring
Jessica Biel,
Jonathan Tucker,
Erica Leerhsen,
Mike Vogel,
Eric Balfour,
Andrew Bryniarski,
R. Lee Ermey,
and
David Dorfman
This thriller recounts the true story of five teenage travelers stranded in a rural Texas town, fighting for their lives against a chainsaw wielding madman and his bizarre extended family. (New Line Productions)
| GENRE(S): |
Action
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Horror
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Suspense/Thriller
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| WRITTEN BY: |
Scott Kosar
Kim Henkel (1974 screenplay)
Tobe Hooper (1974 screenplay)
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| DIRECTED BY: |
Marcus Nispel
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| RELEASE DATE: |
DVD: March 30, 2004
Video: March 30, 2004
Theatrical: October 17, 2003
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| RUNNING TIME: |
98 minutes, Color |
| ORIGIN: |
USA |

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80
Washington Post
Stephen Hunter
What a superb job director Marcus Nispel has done re-creating, yet also revising, 1974's grisly, gristly, protein-centric masterpiece.

75
Chicago Tribune
Robert K. Elder
Has no pretensions about sneaking up on you -- it simply charges, motor humming and blades flying, carving the spot where masochism and entertainment meet.

70
Dallas Observer
Luke Y. Thompson
Adding R. Lee Ermey to the Leatherface clan was a masterful move.

63
Premiere
Addison MacDonald
Manages to pull off an adequate amount of scares, when compared to most horror flicks in theaters this Halloween season.

63
ReelViews
James Berardinelli
The film delivers with enough consistency to warrant a qualified recommendation for those seeking a few extra scares at this time of the year.

60
Empire
Kim Newman
The look, created by Hoopers cinematographer Daniel Pearl, and expert art direction is persuasively nasty
but somehow that buzzing saw doesnt sound as scary as it used to.

60
The Hollywood Reporter
Michael Rechtshaffen
This particular reconceptualization actually does an impressive job of capturing the nasty dread of the original. It certainly is a vast improvement over those previous remakes/sequels.

58
Entertainment Weekly
Owen Gleiberman
The gruesomely unnecessary remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is such a smorgasbord of slimy grunge that to call the movie gross wouldn't do it justice -- it's downright sticky.

50
Christian Science Monitor
David Sterritt
A lot more violent and a tad less creepy than the 1974 original, the much-changed remake delivers enough gory, belligerent mayhem to keep horror fans screaming.

50
USA Today
Mike Clark
The new version has a few jolts, some occasionally effective smoke-and-mirrors photography and a lead (7th Heaven's Jessica Biel) who could teach a grad course on walking provocatively in blue jeans.

50
New York Daily News
Jack Mathews
Director Marcus Nispel, a rock video vet making his feature debut, knows how to ratchet up the tension. His remake is a far, far better-looking thing than the original. There's also more humor, especially in the over-the-top performance of drill sergeant-turned-actor R. Lee Ermey as the loudest of the inbreds.

50
Austin Chronicle
Marc Savlov
While its far from bad, it also falls far short of the icy frissons produced by the original.

50
Boston Globe
Wesley Morris
As the eviscerations ensue, the truth becomes undeniable: This is easily the most gruesome, most pointless, episode of "Scooby Doo" ever.

50
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
Liam Lacey
Gruesome enough; what it lacks is a distinctive revolting
personality of its own.

50
San Francisco Chronicle
Peter Hartlaub
The remaining twisted population that likes this kind of movie will enjoy a horror film that is surprisingly stylish.

50
Rolling Stone
Peter Travers
Chainsaw is produced by Michael Bay (Bad Boys I and II), which explains its soullessness. But nothing explains the flaw in this bad boy: How can a movie scare you when youve seen it all before?

50
The Onion (A.V. Club)
Keith Phipps
Seems to understand its source material, but has no idea how to improve on it.

40
LA Weekly
Ron Stringer
Still and all, the makeup special effects are as over the top as anything in Hooper and L.M. Kit Carson's 1986 Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, and -- for those of us without the sense to steer clear of this sort of thing -- that's saying something.

40
Film Threat
Kevin Carr
Everything that made the original Chainsaw a classic is ground into the dirt in this new version.

40
Los Angeles Times
Manohla Dargis
There's nothing wrong with remakes, but as this movie amply proves, there's often nothing right about them, either

38
Baltimore Sun
Chris Kaltenbach
Simply go out and rent the original. In the thin ranks of killer-power-tool flicks, it's still the standard to beat.

38
Miami Herald
Rene Rodriguez
This new, presumably improved Chainsaw is just as humorless as the original, but it's also slicker, glossier and resoundingly artificial.

33
Portland Oregonian
Kim Morgan
For those who've seen the original, no surprises will be unearthed other than an altered story (not for the better) and more gore.

30
Variety
Scott Foundas
Initially promising, but quickly disappointing.

30
Washington Post
Richard Harrington
Weakens, dilutes, disinfects and otherwise undermines the legacy of Tobe Hooper's 1974 original.

30
Village Voice
Michael Atkinson
An overproduced, video-director remake, slick and grue-marinated and loud as a sonic boom.

30
The New York Times
Dave Kehr
Rather than exhilaration, this bilious film offers only entrapment and despair. It's about as much fun as sitting in on an autopsy.

25
Seattle Post-Intelligencer
William Arnold
Efforts to expand the envelope of grotesquery make the film repulsive and suspenseless, and it sorely misses original director Tobe Hooper's grisly, wily sense of humor.

25
Charlotte Observer
Lawrence Toppman
I don't know if Nispel and Scott Kosar, who make their feature film debuts here, are the worst director and writer in the world, though they might well represent the United States if anyone holds a competition. I do know they deliver a total of zero laughs, scares or surprises in this remake of the infamously creepy 1974 picture.

25
New York Post
Lou Lumenick
Significantly more gruesome and noisy than its predecessor, and boasting more nasty-looking fluids than all the works of David Fincher combined, this version leaves few corpses unturned in its unstinting campaign to please gorehounds.

20
TV Guide
Maitland McDonagh
This new SAW film is so utterly unimaginative it doesn't even count as hommage; it's just a smudgy copy of a still chilling original.

20
Chicago Reader
Jonathan Rosenbaum
Offers the same crudely effective variation on the hatred and fear of hillbillies in "Deliverance."

0
Chicago Sun-Times
Roger Ebert
A contemptible film: Vile, ugly and brutal. There is not a shred of a reason to see it.


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