For 93 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 A Compassionate Spy
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 29 out of 93
  2. Negative: 1 out of 93
93 movie reviews
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is lightweight, forgettable stuff.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Phil Hoad
    James’s sleek telling excels at intertwining the personal and the political with illuminating detail.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite the uneven execution, Condor’s Nest has just enough bite.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It’s both by the book and dispiritingly vague.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Perhaps this works for gamers, or within the context of the larger Sword Art Online mythos, but it seems a painfully rote instalment – a bit like being stuck watching a particularly garrulous and boring YouTube gamer.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    The slaughter does start to get monotonous, but the film rallies in its final third.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Compensating for there being nothing in the way of any Narnia or Harry Potter-style flitting between realities, this film has crunchily animated brawls every five minutes and a playful embrace of sword’n’sorcery hokum that gives it a little lift.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With his reedy voice and fractionally mis-set eyes, Segan exploits his unsettling qualities in a deadpan performance that he lifts, as director, with pleasingly snappy, almost comic-book-like direction.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Bar Fight! wants to be the best night out of your life, but – mistaking dodgy drunken acting for ambience – it feels pretty ersatz throughout, like one of those pseudo-Irish bars that has bought in all its decor.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    If narrative clarity is obviously not top of Uzeyman and Williams’ priorities, the film always looks amazing: fluorescent dream sequences, glitchy cyberpunk overlays, wild character designs (from costume designer Cedric Mizero and makeup artist Tanya Melendez).
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Something in the Dirt is so high on its own conceptual supply that it doesn’t invest quite enough in the pair’s deteriorating relationship, and consequently starts to drag. But it wrings a mini-cosmos out of next to nothing, its delicately transcendent visuals – courtesy of Moorhead’s photography background – constantly signposting some higher truth just around the next corner.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Hounded’s take is caricatural enough to neuter much sense of actual threat and stop it from being the Brit multicultural answer to Deliverance it sometimes feels like it’s stretching for.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Aided by its physical clout, Summit Fever does hit a kind of rhythm near the end – but last year’s The Summit of the Gods is a more substantial look at this kind of obsession.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Retrofitting medieval Noh as a world of guitar gods and cavorting dancers, Inu-oh has its two disabled lead characters make a psychedelic plea in favour of slipping loose from dominant narratives, told in a fecund patchwork of styles by Yuasa that asserts its own outsider credentials.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Neither slicing under the genre’s surface, nor dicing the heritage well, this reboot is more an unseemly act of IP cannibalism.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Parker clearly has ideas he’s aiming at, but lets his target slip in the fog of war.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This tale of freelance underworld fixer Akilla Brown, played with careworn wisdom by Saul Williams, doesn’t live up to its sharp tailoring and has too much faith in fatigued beats from the gangster-film locker.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is the cinematic equivalent of the stopped clock telling the right time twice a day: a film full of stylistic overkill suddenly runs into the material that justifies it.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It has a stubborn, almost literary feel for character that accumulates a baleful momentum by the time the finale hits.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Restricted to short line readings presumably because of his well-publicised health difficulties, Bruce Willis is not exactly in fighting shape here. But Corrective Measures is still a bracing combination of super-schlock and social commentary.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Belli’s supple direction – reminiscent of Edgar Wright’s pop’n’snap – keeps its energy levels high as it roves around the living room that is its main location; it also exults in the occasional set-piece, such as the players’ Jazzercise routine. There aren’t quite enough of these zany segues, but with a larger budget, you can smell the franchise potential here.
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    • 20 Phil Hoad
    Tradition of course demands that the pert teen sacrifices in such gore fodder be satisfyingly dislikable. It isn’t easy, though, to make stupidity interesting, and Shark Bait is always one-note in its exploitation of its characters.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    For a film that aims to promote religious diversity and freedom of thought, its metronomic alternation between time frames, narrative slavishness and laughable coda have a suffocating sense of orthodoxy.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that, as it ramps up, this generational tension isn’t dramatised with the sharpness it might have been.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A halo of kinship, love and the tenacious power of art is gathered around this film.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Charli XCX’s drive and heart are infectious, even for non-Angels.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It’s a quizzical time capsule of pre-internet fame from the perspective of a troubled but capable young man who knew his way around a camera.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s hard to deny Fuhrman’s pinch-faced vehemence and the film’s hallucinatory verve.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Right down to its blaspheming finale, The Exorcism of God burns with a subversive desire to rip back the veil on the church’s earthly corruption – but the iconoclasm is somewhat undermined by the daft horror mechanics Venezuelan director Alejandro Hildalgo props it up with.
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    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Narrating the film with occasional gonzo outbursts (“We were so fucking stupid”), Krichevskaya is perhaps over-infatuated with her subject, but then Sindeeva seems like quite a character.

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