Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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56% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.1 points lower than other critics.
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Simon Abrams' Scores
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 274 out of 648
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Mixed: 185 out of 648
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Negative: 189 out of 648
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- Simon Abrams
A lot of substantial or just different material might have enriched this documentary’s tidy fall-and-rise story.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 1, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Rubikon never offers viewers deep answers to its bigger questions, but it does pose enough questions to keep things moving while you watch.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 1, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
While Sniper: The White Raven sometimes delivers solid meat-and-potatoes action movie violence, the rest of the film only confirms the hellish nature of war, which we’ve all seen before.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
I’m not sure where this particular wannabe franchise is going or if anybody but initiated viewers will care to find out, but I could watch another one.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 20, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Derrickson and Cargill successfully tailor their focused and mostly compelling narrative to a Steven Spielberg/Amblin Entertainment–esque bit of Stephen King–sploitation.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 20, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Poser might have been more satisfying if its gauzy night-club aesthetic and bold, underlined dialogue didn’t smother viewers with trite observations about hipster artistes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 17, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Imagine, if you will, a dystopian nightmare set in a post-industrialized world that’s forever teetering on its last legs, but never quite falls over. This description does not, admittedly, tell you much, but the movie’s less of a narrative-driven parable than a dazzling and corrosively cynical vision of a hyper-compartmentalized society that’s struggling to both die and reset.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 14, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The scattershot new media satire Vengeance might have been merely a toothless provocation replete with both-sides false equivalences were it not so well-scripted and well-directed on a scene-to-scene basis.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 13, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Dashcam succeeds as a barrage of icky stimuli that may go great with a rowdy audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 3, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Fortune Favors Lady Nikuko succeeds where so many other movies like it fail simply by making its characters seem real enough to be going through a series of familiar growing pains.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 2, 2022
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 1, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Carpignano’s impressionistic plot and pseudo-naturalistic style also tends to boil down human emotions so as to only suggest rather than reveal complexity. The limiting style and characterizations in A Chiara are only so thoughtful.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 27, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Christina Ricci does most, if not all, of the emotional lifting in the lightweight horror drama Monstrous, a period piece about a single mom and her son who, in 1955, run away from home and re-settle in an isolated lakeside house.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 13, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The Taiwanese horror movie The Sadness is both conceptually exhausting and viscerally upsetting—an ideal summer movie for the third year of the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 12, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The movie’s half-hearted jokes, on frustrated women artists and their blind male collaborators, tend to be one-note and thankfully besides the point. But if you adjust your expectations, you’re more likely to accept Lux Aeterna as a vigorously realized doodle.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 6, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
I often wished there was more to Hatching than just a few weak digs at bad mothers who are a little too online. Maybe you have to be Finnish to see Hatching as a blistering and culturally specific satire. Or maybe there’s just not much to get about the movie.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The awkward transitions and clichéd merrymaking that define Lisa’s story will likewise be either more feature than bug for genre fans or just one more thing that makes Azuelos and Fierro’s narrative seem lazy and confused.- TheWrap
- Posted Apr 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
This sleepy and visually murky black-and-white drama belabors the same banal truisms about memory and role-playing during wartime –basically, it’s impossible to maintain your autonomy when you’re only a pawn in a complicated game — and tends to be more interesting to think about than to watch.- TheWrap
- Posted Apr 20, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The Cellar doesn't even need to be a smarter or even more faithful homage. All it needs to be is a little more of something—energetic, gross, thoughtful ... something!—to make it compelling enough to withstand comparisons to its many generic precedents.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 15, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Pathological behavior seems to be the main subject of the bitter Ukrainian satire Donbass, an unpleasant, but as-advertised slice of life drama set in the title region, an embattled territory in Eastern Ukraine.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 8, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The film may be cinematic comfort food, but its creators do earn our trust and nail all the essential beats they need to along the way.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 8, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The dual nature of “Babi Yar. Context” as both an essay movie and a cut-up historic document might create an uneasy tension with viewers who would like to know more about whatever they’re looking at. If nothing else, Loznitsa succeeds at being upsetting.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 1, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
There’s more atmosphere than plot in the Romanian drama Intregalde, a moody parable that sometimes feels like the Eastern European arthouse response to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 18, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Like the anime series, Jujutsu Kaisen 0 sometimes feels too much like a Cliffs Notes adaptation, despite also featuring more interaction between the supporting characters and the lead protagonist than the original manga.- TheWrap
- Posted Mar 13, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Co-writer/co-director duo Harpo and Lenny Guit’s apparent disregard for their viewers’ comfort can sometimes be quite funny, depending on your tolerance for messy, meandering absurdist comedy.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 4, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Against the Ice delivers all the delirious period drama thrills and survival horror angst that you could want from a movie with that title.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 2, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The Burning Sea may ultimately be too uptight for its own good, but there’s enough here to satisfy disaster aficionados who’ve already been here before and only really want to root for more of the same.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 25, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Fistful of Vengeance is a movie in duration only; it’s pretty slapdash in terms of its execution, even during its glossy-looking action set pieces.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 18, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The camera loves Channing Tatum, and that makes up for a lot in Dog, a corny road movie that mostly panders to fans of Tatum and/or dogs, as well as any moviegoer who still thinks that making a big show of supporting the troops (any troops) makes them more human than, uh, most everyone else.- TheWrap
- Posted Feb 17, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Sometimes, the suggestive nature of Gregg’s impressionistic mood piece—as well as a characteristically strong lead performance by Riseborough (Possessor, Mandy)—is enough to sustain one’s interest in Here Before. Right up until Gregg lobs an unsettling and only partly satisfying twist at viewers and leaves us to work through our feelings on our own time.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 11, 2022
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