Steve Simels
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38% higher than the average critic
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1% same as the average critic
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61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.3 points lower than other critics.
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Steve Simels' Scores
- Movies
- TV
Average review score: | 47 | |
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Highest review score: | Cradle Will Rock | |
Lowest review score: | Cotton Mary |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 15 out of 113
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Mixed: 73 out of 113
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Negative: 25 out of 113
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- Steve Simels
By the film's finale the descent into unintentional parody is all but complete, with a big death scene for Jackson complete with an angelic choir on the soundtrack -- the surprise is that they aren't singing "Dixie."- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
Manipulative but fitfully entertaining "Twilight Zone"-ish comedy of redemption.- TV Guide Magazine
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The picture is nearly stolen, however, by co-star Greg Germann (of TV's Ally McBeal) in the role of Joe's company's resident corporate weasel. Germann's squinty-eyed insincerity is truly a marvel to behold, and it's an astringent corrective to the film's rather too frequent feel-good passages.- TV Guide Magazine
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A very sweet, very funny coming-of-age story, featuring Kiss as the Great White Whale of adolescence.- TV Guide Magazine
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An often spectacular but ultimately rather tedious musical/adventure/comedy.- TV Guide Magazine
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It's a good thing the two rappers are such utterly natural actors, armed with terrific comic timing.- TV Guide Magazine
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Veers inconsistently between sit-com jokeiness and nostril-flaring melodrama.- TV Guide Magazine
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An extremely loud and simpleminded cross between TV's "WWF Smackdown!" and "Dumb and Dumber."- TV Guide Magazine
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The plot is Kate-Moss thin. Basically agreeable stuff, but not much more. And that's a shame.- TV Guide Magazine
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A delightful surprise, a tightly written, savvy slapstick comedy with genuine heart.- TV Guide Magazine
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If you accept the film on its own brain-damaged level, there actually are laughs to be had.- TV Guide Magazine
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As a director, La Salle manages to sustain a mood of looming menace almost throughout, and as an actor he gets the film's best joke: When his Satan fills out his hospital admission form, he gives his social security number as 666.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
The film delivers some genuine laughs — Diggs and Anderson are a hoot throughout — and real rapper Snoop Dogg all but steals the picture with his brief voice turn as Ronnie Rizzat.- TV Guide Magazine
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Not only one of the most spectacular cartoons ever made, but also a reasonably adult piece of sci-fi.- TV Guide Magazine
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A hick-town, screwball comedy version of "Dog Day Afternoon," and surprisingly palatable despite its sitcom soul and star.- TV Guide Magazine
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While not for every taste, this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise.- TV Guide Magazine
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You have to have a certain affection for any movie in which a stressed-out Mother Nature announces ominously, "Don't mess with me -- I'm pre-El Niño."- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
The cast is aces, and Peter Morgan's screenplay is both very sharp on male sexual politics and crammed with enough comic twists and turns to keep you interested.- TV Guide Magazine
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To be fair, this is hardly the worst gross-out comedy ever made; it's nowhere as misogynistic as, say, "Tomcats," and in the end, it probably won't leave you in a state of utter nihilistic despair.- TV Guide Magazine
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Even generally sympathetic adults may eventually find their minds wandering, if only because of the characters' continual, annoying hopping; being vegetables, they have no legs, you see.- TV Guide Magazine
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- Steve Simels
This broad, coarse farce is otherwise as insubstantial a piece of work as you could possibly imagine; in fact, a light breeze could blow it away.- TV Guide Magazine
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