For 113 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 61% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 18.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Steve Simels' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 47
Highest review score: 90 Cradle Will Rock
Lowest review score: 20 Cotton Mary
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 15 out of 113
  2. Negative: 25 out of 113
113 movie reviews
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    By the film's finale the descent into unintentional parody is all but complete, with a big death scene for Jackson complete with an angelic choir on the soundtrack -- the surprise is that they aren't singing "Dixie."
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Manipulative but fitfully entertaining "Twilight Zone"-ish comedy of redemption.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Steve Simels
    Musically it's often breathtaking.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    The picture is nearly stolen, however, by co-star Greg Germann (of TV's Ally McBeal) in the role of Joe's company's resident corporate weasel. Germann's squinty-eyed insincerity is truly a marvel to behold, and it's an astringent corrective to the film's rather too frequent feel-good passages.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 70 Steve Simels
    A very sweet, very funny coming-of-age story, featuring Kiss as the Great White Whale of adolescence.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    An often spectacular but ultimately rather tedious musical/adventure/comedy.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    It's a good thing the two rappers are such utterly natural actors, armed with terrific comic timing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    Veers inconsistently between sit-com jokeiness and nostril-flaring melodrama.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Steve Simels
    An unintentionally surreal kid's picture.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Steve Simels
    Let's be blunt: Bass can't really act.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Steve Simels
    An extremely loud and simpleminded cross between TV's "WWF Smackdown!" and "Dumb and Dumber."
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Glacially slow going.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Steve Simels
    A triumph of genre filmmaking.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    The plot is Kate-Moss thin. Basically agreeable stuff, but not much more. And that's a shame.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 70 Steve Simels
    A delightful surprise, a tightly written, savvy slapstick comedy with genuine heart.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Steve Simels
    Visually dazzling, touching and funny.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Steve Simels
    It takes perverse genius to make an action film this stupid.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Steve Simels
    If you accept the film on its own brain-damaged level, there actually are laughs to be had.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    As a director, La Salle manages to sustain a mood of looming menace almost throughout, and as an actor he gets the film's best joke: When his Satan fills out his hospital admission form, he gives his social security number as 666.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    The film delivers some genuine laughs — Diggs and Anderson are a hoot throughout — and real rapper Snoop Dogg all but steals the picture with his brief voice turn as Ronnie Rizzat.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    Not only one of the most spectacular cartoons ever made, but also a reasonably adult piece of sci-fi.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Sally Field has actually made a likeable movie.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    Mildly amusing and as obvious as it is good-natured.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    A hick-town, screwball comedy version of "Dog Day Afternoon," and surprisingly palatable despite its sitcom soul and star.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    While not for every taste, this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Steve Simels
    You have to have a certain affection for any movie in which a stressed-out Mother Nature announces ominously, "Don't mess with me -- I'm pre-El Niño."
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Steve Simels
    The cast is aces, and Peter Morgan's screenplay is both very sharp on male sexual politics and crammed with enough comic twists and turns to keep you interested.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    To be fair, this is hardly the worst gross-out comedy ever made; it's nowhere as misogynistic as, say, "Tomcats," and in the end, it probably won't leave you in a state of utter nihilistic despair.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Steve Simels
    Even generally sympathetic adults may eventually find their minds wandering, if only because of the characters' continual, annoying hopping; being vegetables, they have no legs, you see.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 40 Steve Simels
    This broad, coarse farce is otherwise as insubstantial a piece of work as you could possibly imagine; in fact, a light breeze could blow it away.

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