Hey there big boyz, I'm back! I know I've been gone for more than a couple of minutes, but I hope you didn't miss me. I'm so pissed off that this scale doesn't go beyond a ten. I mean, I've easily poured over 9000 hours into this ****, I mean masterpiece. I had a girlfriend before I started playing this, but now I have concubines. This game is so great because it teaches you how to pimp and live the thug lyfe. Wait, this isn't Grand Theft Auto. Well I couldn't see the difference. Well that's all, bye boos.
I finally got the ugly duckling but my aunt kathy is really annoying me because she won't send milk. Anyways, this game is really great if you want to keep in touch with your aunts on facebook and meet new friends who are always moms in India who need hay.
The game runs a bit sluggishly as of right now, so unless you're a FarmVille addict who absolutely has to have access to your farm all the time, this app isn't going to satisfy you until it gets a second pass under the debug machine at Zynga.
SummaryPlow, plant and harvest on the go 24/7! FarmVille, the most popular game on the web, is now available on your iPhone. Current FarmVille players can access their existing Facebook farm, and new users can create a farm.
Choose from a variety of seeds to grow beautiful fruits and vegetables. Earn coins and XP to decorate your farm or ex...