Behold the Kickmen Image
Metascore
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  • Summary: Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
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  1. Positive: 1 out of 6
  2. Negative: 1 out of 6
  1. Sep 8, 2017
    80
    Solid gameplay helps you stick around for more soccer jokes. [Issue#265, p.64]
  2. Aug 16, 2017
    70
    While not quite able to deliver an arcade football experience worth sticking with, the quality gags make up for the low budget aesthetic.
  3. Games Master UK
    Sep 7, 2017
    65
    The ruthlessly satirical writing, though, is in another league altogether. [Oct 2017, p.81]
  4. Sep 14, 2017
    50
    Gameplay does not, however, keep up with the irony of production, and after half a dozen games you realize it's deeply limited.
  5. games(TM)
    Sep 8, 2017
    50
    If you don't mind poor gameplay, this will entertain. [Issue#191, p.81]
  6. Jul 31, 2017
    26
    A misguided attempt at parody, underpinned by a poor sports game by anyone’s standards.
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