- Publisher: Size Five Games
- Release Date: Jul 20, 2017
- Also On: Switch
- Summary: Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
- Developer: Size Five Games
- Genre(s): Sports, Team, Soccer, Arcade
- # of players: No Online Multiplayer
- Cheats: On GameFAQs
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 1 out of 6
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Mixed: 4 out of 6
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Negative: 1 out of 6
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Sep 8, 2017Solid gameplay helps you stick around for more soccer jokes. [Issue#265, p.64]
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Aug 16, 2017While not quite able to deliver an arcade football experience worth sticking with, the quality gags make up for the low budget aesthetic.
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Games Master UKSep 7, 2017The ruthlessly satirical writing, though, is in another league altogether. [Oct 2017, p.81]
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Sep 14, 2017Gameplay does not, however, keep up with the irony of production, and after half a dozen games you realize it's deeply limited.
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games(TM)Sep 8, 2017If you don't mind poor gameplay, this will entertain. [Issue#191, p.81]
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Jul 31, 2017A misguided attempt at parody, underpinned by a poor sports game by anyone’s standards.
Score distribution:
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Positive: 0 out of 1
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Mixed: 0 out of 1
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Negative: 1 out of 1
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Jan 25, 2023
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