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Generally favorable reviews- based on 64 Ratings

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  • Summary: Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 15
  2. Negative: 0 out of 15
  1. Jan 18, 2018
    95
    Genital Jousting is a pleasurably girthy package with loads of fun mini-games and a short, funny-yet-impactful story mode that dares to touch on subjects other games wouldn't dare that will surely arouse some controversy. No need to beat around the bush, this one is rock solid.
  2. Jan 24, 2018
    80
    What I know for certain is that Genital Jousting is a secret gem that far surpasses the toilet humour you’d expect.
  3. Feb 1, 2018
    75
    Genital Jousting is an awkward party game. And we love it.
  4. Jan 28, 2018
    70
    You might expect a collection of bad jokes about penises and that is what this is, with many fun minigames and a crazy story.
  5. Apr 3, 2018
    66
    Absurdly rectacular: Genital Jousting presents itself as a satisfying quickie.
  6. Jan 29, 2018
    65
    Genital Jousting is a hilarious multiplayer game about penises. It's also a walking simulator game about love and friendship starring a penis called Dick.
  7. We Got This Covered
    Jan 19, 2018
    50
    How entertaining you find Genital Jousting will depend on how funny you find its central joke. Beyond that, it's just fascinating that it even got made.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 8 out of 8
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 8
  3. Negative: 0 out of 8
  1. Nov 28, 2016
    10
    This is a perfect game, much better than The Last Guardian or FFXV, this gonna be the erection of the industry and make the games horny again.This is a perfect game, much better than The Last Guardian or FFXV, this gonna be the erection of the industry and make the games horny again. Is a fun game to pass the time.
    11/10
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  2. Nov 27, 2016
    10
    Best of the best title in the world.
    If you girl I recomend this game for fun.
    If you guy... you gay. 69/10 Penis this game top game
    Best of the best title in the world.
    If you girl I recomend this game for fun.
    If you guy... you gay.

    69/10
    Penis this game top game best of Battlefield and call of duty
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  3. Nov 27, 2016
    10
    12/10 The best AAA progect it 2k16.

    The 5 tips for holding "Down" to access a menu is really fun, and I do ask a friend for help, but the
    12/10 The best AAA progect it 2k16.

    The 5 tips for holding "Down" to access a menu is really fun, and I do ask a friend for help, but the "Down" still not work, though "Right" and "Left" can work fine. So now I can only swich between menus, and watch THOSE twist on my screen; cannot play; exit by task manager. Hope this can be fixed.
    PS: I've tried once in safe mode and it works, does it means the driver issue?

    LOGVINOW
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  4. Nov 27, 2016
    10
    Отличная игра, помогает расслабиться после тяжелого рабочего дня. Очень рекомендую замкнутым людям, умейте пустить других в ваш внутреннийОтличная игра, помогает расслабиться после тяжелого рабочего дня. Очень рекомендую замкнутым людям, умейте пустить других в ваш внутренний мир.
    10 проникновений из 10
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  5. Sep 19, 2019
    8
    The game provides a lot of laughter. A lot of funny game modes. A very original idea.
  6. Feb 17, 2018
    8
    What one would expect to be a half-assed joke game turns out to be a cleverly written and constructed visual novel. If one ignores theWhat one would expect to be a half-assed joke game turns out to be a cleverly written and constructed visual novel. If one ignores the constant presence of genitals the game has a well-crafted story that manages to be rather deep and engaging (no pun intended). Genital Joustings only mar is somewhat of an identity crisis as its title and gameplay attracts the wrong crowd and will easily turn away story lovers; this game is certainly not one to miss Expand
  7. Feb 9, 2018
    8
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