Ride to Hell: Retribution

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User Score
1.4

Overwhelming dislike- based on 610 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 67 out of 610
  2. Mixed: 9 out of 610
  3. Negative: 534 out of 610
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  1. TheHighway
    Aug 24, 2013
    10
    hilarious, i dont understand how anyone can rate this negatively. all you have to do is stop looking at is as a game and instead as a piece of art, hilariously broken games like this only come along every so often and we should embrace that
  2. ArcticFox789
    Aug 9, 2013
    8
    Buy it for one reason. To laugh at it. The joy of the woefully crafted game, gave me the biggest laughs I got from any game in a long while. It could be put in for Funniest Game at any award, and it would win. From the nonsensical plot and ridiculous cut scenes to the awful mechanics and gameplay, Ride to Hell: Retribution is quite the worst game I've ever played. And for the hilarity itBuy it for one reason. To laugh at it. The joy of the woefully crafted game, gave me the biggest laughs I got from any game in a long while. It could be put in for Funniest Game at any award, and it would win. From the nonsensical plot and ridiculous cut scenes to the awful mechanics and gameplay, Ride to Hell: Retribution is quite the worst game I've ever played. And for the hilarity it left behind, I love it. I know it's crap, but the laughter is worth an 8.… Expand
  3. Adoreball
    Feb 28, 2020
    9
    The developers were excited to show you a bunch of cool ideas, but unfortunately, they were not given enough time to finish a single one. Everything is bad, but the only part that isn’t fun and worth your time is that the enemies have too much health. Play on easy.
  4. Ojj
    Sep 1, 2020
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Such a beautiful game i never have seen a such cool game with such a beautiful graphic the best k.i of the last ten years and a average Story Thats only a joke okay… Expand
  5. Jacktes
    Jul 10, 2015
    10
    A deep look into the mind of a madman affected by the PTSD caused by his experiences in the Vietnam war. Where he goes on a trek across the U.S murdering innocent civilians under the guise of avenging his brother.

    Some deep **** dawg.
  6. JamesGHarris
    Nov 8, 2013
    10
    This game is absolutely amazing, ignore all those 0s and 1s, they've been payed off by jealous game companies like Rockstar and EA. This game has one of the best, no, THE best storyline of any game ever made. It's visuals stunning, it's audio is quality.

    I wait desperately for the squeal!
  7. AaronTheNord
    Feb 28, 2014
    10
    the most **** game ever made if you buy this game you are being robed of your money
    10/10 game of the year it **** sucks ass **** bad ****
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    so bad
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    do not play
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  8. JoeBukkit
    Dec 6, 2013
    10
    This is by far one of the best games I've ever played. Not only does it have graphics that come straight out of the next few generations of gaming, but also gets extremely interesting. I guarantee you from the second you start this game, you will be SO amazed by the graphics you could swear you've entered the 4th dimension. The storyline rivals that of any meth-addicted homeless person'sThis is by far one of the best games I've ever played. Not only does it have graphics that come straight out of the next few generations of gaming, but also gets extremely interesting. I guarantee you from the second you start this game, you will be SO amazed by the graphics you could swear you've entered the 4th dimension. The storyline rivals that of any meth-addicted homeless person's made up story about their drunken running toaster. When you hear the sounds of the game, you'll look out your window to actually see if there's a motorcycle outside your house. Overall: I'm screwing with you. This game is so glitchy and horrible it's ridiculous. 10/10 would buy.… Expand
  9. ardenollienetti
    Nov 4, 2015
    10
    this is the best game of all time no one can say that is is bad because they are looking from a game play prospective. this game is an art. a very glitchy and overall crap piece of art but it is still are
  10. wareagle7
    Sep 9, 2014
    10
    Thhis germ hus to bae the berst germ I harve eva played in ever amount of time ever. My grundmer that wers kille dby heeerthtone is now better because game so good. !0/10
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  11. Kabsef
    Jul 25, 2014
    10
    This game is positevely brimmig with chrctr inovasun and cool atiyood. The grepi r just purfxt and soot the gampley i love how they mke combay and oyhr things have no sund, oy really makes yje hameu smole veryu worsjp. i woild ercomme rhis hae to peop;e ober 3 yrs old i am adass become i am 2 mgns old.
  12. BareWarrior
    Nov 18, 2017
    10
    Amazing motorcycle game that was truly ahead of it's time.
    Gameplay is excellent, with awe inspiring combat that is even more terrifying than fighting in the Jungles of Vietnam. Ride to Hell also adds exciting adrenaline inducing motorcycle rides, which one would imagine a Mount and Blade on Motorcycles would be like.
    While the gun fights and action scenes are great, the characters are    Amazing motorcycle game that was truly ahead of it's time.
    Gameplay is excellent, with awe inspiring combat that is even more terrifying than fighting in the Jungles of Vietnam. Ride to Hell also adds exciting adrenaline inducing motorcycle rides, which one would imagine a Mount and Blade on Motorcycles would be like.

    While the gun fights and action scenes are great, the characters are the true highlight of this game.
    Ten years from now, Jake Conway will stand alongside video game legends such as Link and Solid Snake. All of the characters feel as if they are actual people because of the top notch voice acting, and because of the amazing innovative story that one would not expect from a videogame.

    I know that this game is five years old and for a previous console generation, but it still amazing even with today's standards. RTH is one of those games that gets everything right with little to no drawbacks. Other than the storyline being a tad short, I still can't think of anything that this game does not utterly excel in.

    I can't wait for Eutechnyx to release a sequel to this masterpiece.    … Expand
  13. jack22123
    Jan 23, 2014
    10
    a utter piece of garbage.
    full of brutality, moronic thought paths, god awful audio, non-functional A.I., **** driving mechanics, and borderline rape.
    10/10 must buy.
  14. Raidriar
    Apr 6, 2014
    10
    This game reminds a lot about my cat. She was very tall, but she didn't eat that much.

    This game though is very different from my cat in almost every way. It dentally is one of my favorite picks of 7:30 AM eastern standard time. It's probably one of my best looked over MMORPG games that I've played (much better than pikmin). The best part about this game is the wonderful candle light    This game reminds a lot about my cat. She was very tall, but she didn't eat that much.

    This game though is very different from my cat in almost every way. It dentally is one of my favorite picks of 7:30 AM eastern standard time. It's probably one of my best looked over MMORPG games that I've played (much better than pikmin). The best part about this game is the wonderful candle light simulation that is clearly demonstrated by that one scene where the guy was talking about something. It really adds depth to the combat system and overall increases my enjoyment of the book. All in all this is probably the best addition to the Elder Scrolls franchise, dethroning the previous prime minister Diablo 5 1/5 Reckoning! Now some people might call this game a total biscuit(hold the honey), but those people have never even seen a KOMODO DRAGON( A large species of monitor lizard found on the island of komodo. They are the largest known species of lizard on earth. Komodo dragons have a venomous bight due to the bacteria in their saliva. Often they will simply "nip" there prey on a single area and then wait for it to slowly die of the course of possible several days if need be"

    I'm not the only one who thinks this, here are some quotes that people have deferentially talked.

    "I've never enjoyed a better tuky sandwitch in my life" -Brooke from PressHeartToContinue

    "This game makes me butter my life" - Phil(A guy I know, but trust me he's okay)"

    "Owning this game really adds to my rocking-chair using experience" -God

    "If had a turtle for every time I loved this game, I'd have a single turtle, because that would emply that at some point I unloved this game and then reloved it, AND YOU CAN'T UNLOVE THIS GAME!!!" -Jesse Cox

    See, the facts are in my pants, so you know I'm providing the hard truth. I con only give this game a tehn odah tehn, despite the fact that I've never played it, mainly because this entire review is based on an oddly specific eight ball I found in my candelabra.    … Expand
  15. Pete_Sandwich
    Oct 27, 2014
    10
    The brand new Interactive story by Telltale Games, Ride to Hell: Retribution made me the man i am today and taught me the harsh realities of life as a Serial Killer / Male prostitute. 2/10
  16. Zamary
    Jan 1, 2014
    9
    I seriously enjoyed this game no matter what anyone else has to say about it, it is super fun and really immersive. The way the bike handles is a dream, the closest to real life I have found in a video game.

    This game really shines with its wild and wacky characters, all beautify voice acted. It does have some mature themes, like the incredibly hot sex scenes with full nudity, but I    I seriously enjoyed this game no matter what anyone else has to say about it, it is super fun and really immersive. The way the bike handles is a dream, the closest to real life I have found in a video game.

    This game really shines with its wild and wacky characters, all beautify voice acted. It does have some mature themes, like the incredibly hot sex scenes with full nudity, but I feel it really adds to the nitty griddyness of the game.

    Overall a really enjoyable experience so 10/10, would play again.    … Expand
  17. TGAMCallahan
    Sep 2, 2013
    10
    Easily the best game of 2013. The wacky antics and hilarious character interaction easily blows comparable titles like The Bureau out of the water. Most fun I've had in months.
  18. CateTr
    Feb 10, 2018
    8
    This is a great spin off of the amazing show Horrid Henry and basically you should play it because it is just like the show it spun off so great music , great game play and amazing story 8/10 would play again as long as i can listen to the horrid henry soundtrack while playing and play the horrid henry's game instead but for a spin off pretty good
  19. Razor_M2
    Jun 2, 2019
    10
    Juego de culto! Técnicamente flojo pero con un estilo artístico que le dan el punto suficiente como para tener su qué. Jugablemente es muy malo, pero hace que su dificultad se incremente al costar jugarlo. Os acordais de Deadly Premonition? Pues esta es la versión motera.
  20. HonestReviews69
    Jun 17, 2019
    10
    This is my favorite video game that I have not played. Easy 10/10. Recommend to everyone imo
  21. GameGenius
    Mar 25, 2020
    10
    This game is an absolute masterpiece in every way. Lets talk about the story first. The story is beautiful and includes characters that you come to deeply care about over the course of the story. In addition, the dialouge is absolutley brilliant. Every joke had me laughing, and the interactions between characters were always enjoyable. Next, lets talk about the gameplay. The gameplay wasThis game is an absolute masterpiece in every way. Lets talk about the story first. The story is beautiful and includes characters that you come to deeply care about over the course of the story. In addition, the dialouge is absolutley brilliant. Every joke had me laughing, and the interactions between characters were always enjoyable. Next, lets talk about the gameplay. The gameplay was addciting, fun, and overall an amazing experience. I played this work of art for hours on end, and it was hard to stop. In all honesty I don't have a single clue as to why everyone hates this game, and why it is one of the lowest rated games of all time. To conclude this review, I think this game was leagues ahead in terms of gameplay, story, and gameplay mechanics. Another reason why this game deserves nothing less than a 10, is because it was a huge, groundbreaking innovation in terms of it's story. This masterpeice was a huge leap forward for narratives in video games.… Expand
  22. YesQuero
    Mar 18, 2021
    10
    Удивительно, как легко разные "критики" и "блогеры" могут убедить людей в том, что проект ужасен и вообще является одним из самых худших в истории.
    Поиграв в Ride To Hell, я лично убедился, что игра далеко не так плоха. В ней куча интересных механик, сюжет довольно интригующий и на нее попросту приятно смотреть - она очень стильная и атмосферная.
    Да, недостатков тоже масса, но до    Удивительно, как легко разные "критики" и "блогеры" могут убедить людей в том, что проект ужасен и вообще является одним из самых худших в истории.
    Поиграв в Ride To Hell, я лично убедился, что игра далеко не так плоха. В ней куча интересных механик, сюжет довольно интригующий и на нее попросту приятно смотреть - она очень стильная и атмосферная.
    Да, недостатков тоже масса, но до "единицы" ей далеко. Скрипты работают нормально, вылетов за 8 часов прохождения не было.
    Её реальная оценка - в районе 5 баллов из 10. Это проходной продукт категории "Б", который, к сожалению, на старте вышел достаточно сыроватым.
    Моя высокая оценка здесь поставлена только ради поднятия среднего балла. Игра не заслуживает быть самой худшей в списке.    … Expand
  23. Treaper
    Feb 13, 2023
    10
    Pathetic attempt at a game, uninteresting, bad game-play and overall rubbish, I definitely would not recommend this game and it was a complete waste of money.
  24. Tanktop
    Aug 1, 2022
    10
    This is the best RPG i've ever played in my life, I recommend it to everyone who isn't blind. The blind shouldn't be allowed to drive.
  25. fitro
    Nov 18, 2022
    10
    yknow what? this game is fun. story was bland. but atleast its not bland like your mom(jk). im just gonna say that, this game should be fix, right? thats alright. lets hope for modders to fix this game or the devs do it by themselves
  26. Beatsaberzzz
    Jan 31, 2023
    10
    This game is so hilariously bad its so good!! It has Bikes, Guns, and Fully Clothed sex scenes!! It has it all!!

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#56 Most Discussed PC Game of 2013
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#33 Most Shared PC Game of 2013

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Overwhelming dislike - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 9
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 9
  3. Negative: 9 out of 9
  1. CD-Action
    Aug 2, 2013
    20
    What a prophetic title. Since the first announcement 5 years ago Ride to Hell has come a long way just to reach the hell of deserved mockery and low scores. Stay clear of this game as if it was a puddle of oil on the highway. [CD-Action 09/2013, p.54]
  2. Eurogamer Italy
    Jul 30, 2013
    20
    The attempt to stick together some assets and calling the result a videogame is inexcusable. One of the worst titles of this entire gen.
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  3. GRYOnline.pl
    Jul 12, 2013
    20
    You can try out Ride to Hell for some masochistic fun. Low-budget games are built by throwing some concepts together without much thought - Ride to Hell is exactly that, but much more expensive. Interesting story, cool characters, freedom, original missions, great fighting system, exciting chases and heavy guitar riffs - none of that is here. Ride to Hell: Retribution is damaged in such a way, that you start thinking: what were the developers drinking/smoking?
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