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  • Summary: In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator you pit waving arm men against each other and watch them fight it out. Be the strategic battle genius you've always known you are by guiding the waving arm dudes to victory against a wide variety of different armies.
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  1. CD-Action
    Nov 19, 2021
    55
    During the first three hours I laughed, zoomed in often to watch the ridiculous action closely, and made o ton of screenshots. However, halfway through the monotonous campaign I was completely fed up with the game’s repetitiveness, tired of its lame AI and annoyed by its poor physics. [06/2021, p.66]
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  1. May 13, 2019
    TABS makes me feel like a dad on the front of a 1970s boxed game, Mousetrap or Battleship or whatever, clean-shaven in his v-neck pullover, bursting with paternal excellence. But unlike those games, TABS is constantly being updated and expanded, with new eras and new units and new puzzles. It’s something we can go back to, again and again. It’s like a little engine for funny narratives. My boy and I enjoy recollecting old war stories of battles won and lost, or positing fantastical potential conflicts between bizarre combinations.
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  1. Positive: 24 out of 32
  2. Negative: 3 out of 32
  1. May 10, 2019
    10
    Очень классная игра, и каждое обновление даёт прекрасное настроение)))
  2. Apr 10, 2019
    10
    One of the best games of 2019 so far even though it's still in early access.
  3. Dec 4, 2020
    10
    Ok, this is the funniest bullcrap I have ever witnessed. its so fun to do stupid things with battles and the adventure mod is the best! myOk, this is the funniest bullcrap I have ever witnessed. its so fun to do stupid things with battles and the adventure mod is the best! my friends, it wold strongly recommend this game to all of you. Expand
  4. Dec 21, 2019
    9
    This is the game I never asked for, but the game i never knew I wanted. With an expanding roster of eras and types of combatants to pitThis is the game I never asked for, but the game i never knew I wanted. With an expanding roster of eras and types of combatants to pit against each other, this game is hilarious offbeat fun.

    The sandbox mode is a ton of fun to play, and feels very replayable. You can place any combatant, and as many as you want, without limitations. However, your FPS will drop if you place too many. You can either watch the action unfold from any viewpoint, or you can take part in the action by possessing a unit, and both are satisfying to do. Controlling a unit is simple and easy to do, any really gives off a feeling that you are in the war. The only downside is that there are some bugs that occur during the action, such as a combatant getting stuck in another, resulting in funny, yet awkward scenarios where neither person is able to hit each other. Otherwise, bugs have seemed rare to me, likely through luck. Regardless, sandbox is capable of fulfilling any combat scenario you can dream of.

    If you are looking for a tactical challenge, look no further than the other modes, which includes Adventure Mode, Challenge Mode, and a few others. These are made challenging through automatically generated enemies and limited money, however, they never seemed unfair, as because I never felt too short or overwhelmed, regardless of enemy numbers, as long as I deployed the right strategy. These modes add a nice challenge to the game to anyone who enjoys tactical strategy.

    Whether you enjoy tactical strategy, or love the action of war, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator will satisfy both, giving the player both a chance to strategize, and a chance to create and participate in chaos through possessing units. If you love either of these things, then TABS will not disappoint you.
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  5. Apr 24, 2021
    8
    Pretty good strategy game. Amazing sandbox game. Fling ragdolls around, or even become one. Surprising amount of debt when you wanna take itPretty good strategy game. Amazing sandbox game. Fling ragdolls around, or even become one. Surprising amount of debt when you wanna take it seriously, though. Expand
  6. Nov 22, 2020
    7
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. i find this game pretty disappointing to say the least when it comes to really going a bit further to the game. seriously, playing the campaign was pretty boring as it goes, and the graphics are done well, and made the game look so funny and enjoyable at the start, but man when getting further to campaign, and trying out sandbox, you don't really have much to do.

    what KEPT me from saying this as a 5, was the fact that this had a unit creator, which is definitely nice to keep players up and being able to enjoy the game and have a good laugh while seeing your own created units just fly around.

    overall, not bad, but not either good, because i find it so repetitive and not really fun when going further in the game.. the unit creator really only saved it a bit.
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  7. Oct 16, 2020
    0
    I got banned from the community for a MONTH because I said and I quote "900"

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