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  • Summary: In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator you pit waving arm men against each other and watch them fight it out. Be the strategic battle genius you've always known you are by guiding the waving arm dudes to victory against a wide variety of different armies.
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  1. May 13, 2019
    TABS makes me feel like a dad on the front of a 1970s boxed game, Mousetrap or Battleship or whatever, clean-shaven in his v-neck pullover, bursting with paternal excellence. But unlike those games, TABS is constantly being updated and expanded, with new eras and new units and new puzzles. It’s something we can go back to, again and again. It’s like a little engine for funny narratives. My boy and I enjoy recollecting old war stories of battles won and lost, or positing fantastical potential conflicts between bizarre combinations.
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  1. Dec 4, 2020
    10
    Ok, this is the funniest bullcrap I have ever witnessed. its so fun to do stupid things with battles and the adventure mod is the best! myOk, this is the funniest bullcrap I have ever witnessed. its so fun to do stupid things with battles and the adventure mod is the best! my friends, it wold strongly recommend this game to all of you. Expand
  2. Apr 10, 2019
    10
    One of the best games of 2019 so far even though it's still in early access.
  3. May 17, 2019
    10
    very good game buy now very fun 10 outa 10 ign kisses live me. i mean there dark lords what else do i need to say
  4. Apr 7, 2019
    9
    I like Landfall and Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.These game is funny.Battles are wery good.These gsme is goog.One minus are bugs.
  5. Dec 21, 2019
    9
    This is the game I never asked for, but the game i never knew I wanted. With an expanding roster of eras and types of combatants to pitThis is the game I never asked for, but the game i never knew I wanted. With an expanding roster of eras and types of combatants to pit against each other, this game is hilarious offbeat fun.

    The sandbox mode is a ton of fun to play, and feels very replayable. You can place any combatant, and as many as you want, without limitations. However, your FPS will drop if you place too many. You can either watch the action unfold from any viewpoint, or you can take part in the action by possessing a unit, and both are satisfying to do. Controlling a unit is simple and easy to do, any really gives off a feeling that you are in the war. The only downside is that there are some bugs that occur during the action, such as a combatant getting stuck in another, resulting in funny, yet awkward scenarios where neither person is able to hit each other. Otherwise, bugs have seemed rare to me, likely through luck. Regardless, sandbox is capable of fulfilling any combat scenario you can dream of.

    If you are looking for a tactical challenge, look no further than the other modes, which includes Adventure Mode, Challenge Mode, and a few others. These are made challenging through automatically generated enemies and limited money, however, they never seemed unfair, as because I never felt too short or overwhelmed, regardless of enemy numbers, as long as I deployed the right strategy. These modes add a nice challenge to the game to anyone who enjoys tactical strategy.

    Whether you enjoy tactical strategy, or love the action of war, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator will satisfy both, giving the player both a chance to strategize, and a chance to create and participate in chaos through possessing units. If you love either of these things, then TABS will not disappoint you.
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  6. Jul 6, 2020
    8
    TABS is a fun game with an interesting concept: The ability to place down soldiers and watch them fight, or even better, play as one of thoseTABS is a fun game with an interesting concept: The ability to place down soldiers and watch them fight, or even better, play as one of those soldiers yourself. TABS has a simple campaign with strategy-based gameplay, fighting various amounts and types of enemies on different battlefields. There’s not much to it, but it’s pretty fun. Some of the best times of TABS come from the sandbox mode, where you can place down as many troops as your computer can handle. It’s nice to do 1v1 fights against the computer around a pit, re-enacting a star wars lightsaber fight. The developer support is also great, with big updates and new content coming every few months. The troops are funny and fun to fight with, and mods can make the game even better. Online mods are easy to find and install and can make the game infinitely better. The ability to add community-made troops to your games is one of the coolest features of the game. Expand
  7. Oct 16, 2020
    0
    I got banned from the community for a MONTH because I said and I quote "900"

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