- Publisher: Electronic Arts
- Release Date: Aug 4, 2009
- Also On: PlayStation 2, Xbox 360

- Summary:
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- Developer: Double Helix Games
- Genre(s): Action, General, General, Shooter, Third-Person, Arcade
- # of players: 1-2
- Cheats: On GameFAQs
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Score distribution:
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Positive: 1 out of 32
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Mixed: 12 out of 32
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Negative: 19 out of 32
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Play MagazineIt’s not without its flaws, but Joe manages to pack in plenty of third-person, fast-paced arcade-flavored fun. Addictive co-op, power-ups galore, and thumb-numbing action make it much more a modern-day Contra than another lame licensed effort.
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PSM3 Magazine UKSlow-witted camera, idiotic targeting system and abysmal vehicle sections. [Oct 2009, p.82]
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I personally would have preferred a classic “Joe” title, since nostalgia seems to be in these days, but for what’s it’s worth, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra video game is exactly what you would expect from a film to game translation, nothing more, nothing less.
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The most enjoyable part of the game would have to be the unlockable Public Service Announcements from the old cartoon show. But chances are, you could save the cash and look them up online. And, trust us, you would be very well served by saving that cash.
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Those patient enough to suffer through the initial gameplay inadequacies are rewarded with horrible, low-quality cutscenes, a “special” Accelerator Suit ability that often drains during said cutscenes, unreachable power-ups that hover just out of grasp, the worst vehicle controls I’ve used in years, and voice overacting that makes the guy who says “killing spree” in Unreal Tournament sound understated.
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Despite the fact that the game is based on a bad movie, Double Helix have managed to create a game that's even worse. The graphics and controls go head to head to see who's the worst, but to be honest they both equally awful.
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The shooty stuff is okay, the cover is fine, the difficulty is all but nonexistent given your inability to die, but the worst part of all of this, the real slap in the face, is that it costs FIFTY !@#$ING DOLLARS
Score distribution:
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Positive: 2 out of 4
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Mixed: 2 out of 4
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Negative: 0 out of 4
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AndrewDAug 5, 2009
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NateJAug 4, 2009
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