Nothing is wrong here. Mediocre Bri… err, Amazing Brick Breaker works as intended, and can definitely be fun, and even addicting, while it lasts. Therefore… it's fun for about 30 minutes. Too simple, easy, and repetitive, why was this released with a price tagged on it exactly?
So perhaps the "Amazing" in the title isn't really warranted, but it has to be emphasised: there's nothing actually wrong with Amazing Brick Breaker. It works, and if you're going to buy it, then you're going to get exactly what you're buying. Most importantly of all, though, this is one of those rare games where I don't feel somehow guilty if I can't get to 1,000 words in my review. It really is a relief to be able to go lazy on reviews occasionally, and this one really doesn't warrant anything but a quick footnote on what we usually cover on DDNet.