Very basic platform game with a promising lead character. Not actually awful but it's overpriced at 20 pounds and a little frustrating for younger players. [Christmas 2007, p.65]
Ooh ninjabread man give me more. I love you ninja read man f*ck me harder with your 10 inch di*k ugh yeah. I totally wasn’t paid to give this a 10. Totally not. I love this game with all my heart
This game is the best Wii game ever made. The unresponsive controls really make it for me. I love it. You see, the game is a commentary on game design. This game is extremely artsy. This game is not just the best Wii game, Its the best game ever made.
It’s buggy, oftentimes completely broken, somehow manages to have frame issues in tiny levels, and is completely ruthless if (and when) younger players die.
It has no redeeming aspect except that thankfully the pain is short-lived, but then again you should heed our warning and avoid this title at all costs.
Ninjabread Man lasted half an hour. HALF AN HOUR. Three levels down and I was booted straight back to the main menu without fanfare. I thought I'd pressed the Quit button by mistake... Half an hour and one hundred percent done.
A true masterpiece of our generation. I'll be playing this classic for years to come. Ninjabread Man is to the Wii era what Sonic was to the Genesis era.
Ninjabread Man for the Wii is quite simply a bad game. There are 3 levels in it (4 if you include the training mission). However, this isn't too bad if you can get the game for a cheap price. The graphics look like they're from an average Nintendo 64 game, and the sword motion controls barely work. (although you can get through the game by using ninja stars) the enemies are cupcakes, jam sponges, wasps, and other sweet snacks. In each level, the objective is to collect electric rods (I don't know why that happens in a gingerbread and cake universe) so that you can activate a time machine for Ninjabread Man to escape to the next level. The game is about 2 hours long (with no additional modes) and has no storyline outside of being plunged into Candy Land to fight off enemy cakes. Ninjabread Man is a bad game that can be enjoyed, but only if you are in the mood for killing sugary food.
My first playthrough was ok but the fighting mechanic is terrible, and the controls are unresponsive that I tried to keep swinging my wii remote and sometime won't register my swing. I can't get past to level 1.
No. This is the BOTTOM OF THE BARREL BAD. One of the worst video games ever released for the Wii. The only reason you would buy this is to see how bad a Wii game could possibly be. It's too short, too glitchly, too awful for ANYONE to play. The best part of the game is when you break the disk in half. Thank god, it's shorter than... well, any game really.
As much as I adore my Nintendo Wii, I have to say that this is the one game I played on it that I didn't enjoy. The graphics make it look like it's an N64 game, the controls are terrible(particularly the motion controls), the soundtrack is grating, and a piece of toast has more personality. I bought this game when I was seven at Gamestop, for FIVE DOLLARS, and to this day I still wish I could get that five dollars back. Even as a wide-eyed child, the controls frustrated me beyond belief. I will say that I actually enjoy the concept of a ninja/gingerbread man hybrid, but that's about the highlight of the game. And for that I give it a 2/10.
SummaryHordes of snapping cup cakes, angry bees and jelly monsters have taken over this once sweet and tasty land. Only one man can stop this evil army of monster cakes. He’s one tough cookie, a guy that won’t crumble under the pressure... Ninjabread Man is here! [Cnospiracy]