Armored
Screen Gems | Release Date: December 4, 2009 CRITIC SCORE DISTRIBUTION
50
METASCORE
Mixed or average reviews based on 13 Critic Reviews
Positive:
2
Mixed:
10
Negative:
1
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60
New York Daily NewsJoe Neumaier
Director Nimrod Antal’s grungy gang-of-thieves pic is tough and, for this genre, surprisingly ethical. Read full review
60
The New York TimesA.O. Scott
An unabashed B movie: basic, brutal and sometimes clumsy, but far from dumb, and not bad at all. Read full review
60
Time OutKeith Uhlich
Antal and his performers’ pure B-movie esprit is undeniable. Read full review
58
Entertainment WeeklyClark Collis
Alas, Armored is one predictable and forgettable movie that should consider itself very lucky not to have gone straight to DVD. Read full review
50
VarietyRob Nelson
A so-so heist-gone-awry thriller, light on the thrills, Armored doesn't exactly take its audience captive. Read full review
50
Chicago ReaderCliff Doerksen
This unambitious caper flick takes a while to get moving but gradually develops a modest meat-and-potatoes appeal, compromised in the third act by a whopping and perfectly avoidable plot hole. Read full review
50
L.A. WeeklyNick Pinkerton
The camaraderie in the Eagle Shield Transport locker room is strained stuff, despite a capable ensemble cast that includes Matt Dillon and Larry Fishburne. Read full review
50
The Hollywood ReporterMichael Rechtshaffen
An initially intriguing plot line makes a messy getaway in this throwback heist movie. Read full review
50
Austin ChronicleMarc Savlov
It's hardly a classic of the genre, but then again, like Armour hot dogs: it's Comfort Food for Men. Read full review
42
The A.V. ClubScott Tobias
It lacks that extra layer or two to make it interesting. The script and direction is all bones, no flesh. Read full review
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