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Since the music has no melody, hooks, or energy, all attention is focused on the clown jumping up and down and screaming in front, and long before the record is over, you're left wondering, how the hell did he ever get to put this mess out?
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No, Fred, the results don't vary. The results are consistent throughout your new album--consistently crappy.
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Eventually, 'Results May Vary' could become a fascinating document - a frightening insight into the vacuous state of 21st century culture.
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This is so so crap.
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Sorry, dude, the Results are in--and they're not good.
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Alternative PressForgettable to anybody with a soul. [Jan 2004, p.103]
Awards & Rankings
User score distribution:
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Positive: 87 out of 223
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Mixed: 22 out of 223
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Negative: 114 out of 223
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Jun 12, 2012
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C.MarsalisMar 24, 2008
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Oct 25, 2018