Metascore
33

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 11 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 11
  2. Negative: 6 out of 11
  1. Since the music has no melody, hooks, or energy, all attention is focused on the clown jumping up and down and screaming in front, and long before the record is over, you're left wondering, how the hell did he ever get to put this mess out?
  2. No, Fred, the results don't vary. The results are consistent throughout your new album--consistently crappy.
  3. Eventually, 'Results May Vary' could become a fascinating document - a frightening insight into the vacuous state of 21st century culture.
  4. Sorry, dude, the Results are in--and they're not good.
  5. Alternative Press
    0
    Forgettable to anybody with a soul. [Jan 2004, p.103]
User Score
4.2

Mixed or average reviews- based on 223 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 87 out of 223
  1. DME
    Jun 12, 2012
    4
    Some good tracks: Build A Bridge, Behind Blue Eyes, Creamer (Radio Is Dead), and Head For The Barricade. The rest of the album is eitherSome good tracks: Build A Bridge, Behind Blue Eyes, Creamer (Radio Is Dead), and Head For The Barricade. The rest of the album is either yawn-worthy or just a mess. Full Review »
  2. C.Marsalis
    Mar 24, 2008
    10
    We came across this album by accident over the last few months. Contrary to all the bad publicity about this album, it is without doubt one We came across this album by accident over the last few months. Contrary to all the bad publicity about this album, it is without doubt one of the most important albums since 1993. The production and ideas within this album are quite unique.The last albums to contain such artistry was Songs of Distant Earth by Mike Oldfield and Talk by Yes. Its quite disgraceful on some of the voting, obviously from people who have no clue about music production. We have analysed some reviews by these individuals on other albums and its quite sad and obvious that these critics are like everything within the industry- to be aiding and abetting the demise of talent within the music industry. We suggest that those critics should become independent from the Record Companies. Its ok monopolizing CD Sales etc but to monopolise what talent is, is detrimental to the industry. Full Review »
  3. Oct 25, 2018
    5
    Not as bad as people make it out to be. Way better than the atrocity, that Korn released in 2005. Some songs on Results May Vary are totalNot as bad as people make it out to be. Way better than the atrocity, that Korn released in 2005. Some songs on Results May Vary are total garbage, while others like: Eat You Alive, Drown, Gimme The Mic, Head For The Barricade, Down Another Day and Phenomenon are great tracks. This record would be much better if they'd include more songs that they've recorded with Mike Smith on guitar... the unreleased tracks are better than the actual album and they make you wonder, what would happen if they'd release them instead of the tracks that ended up on the record. This is a 5/10 record for me. Better listen to 3DB or TUT which are the best Limp Bizkit records. Pickens approves? Full Review »