Nick Schofield

Biography: When I was fourteen I knew I was the next River Phoenix when I had the starring role in 'Crossing the Line' as a schoolboy vampyre and I didn't need prosphetic teeth! My best friend James is writing this (by dictation) so lets all say a big HI! and excuse the appalling spelling mistaques.
Then I was ONLY paid two grand for being the face of Lloyds TSB - I was the 'bed head' sex-med in rhe Ad.
Whilst on the tube back from my 'Night & Day' audition I saw the goddess that is Doon McKichan (Smack the Pony) who wished me the best of luck. Little to my fresh but frazzled brain did I know what a blessing this was to be.... During one's audition one met a Tim Wallers who was what was gonna be me Dad. Being the lucky mofo and looking like a gorgeous aged version of oneself one knew it was in the bag. When I was poverty striken and manning a switchboard at Citibank (gorgeous glass roof) when I got the call what made me drop the phone! It told me I was in Night & Day and
When I was fourteen I knew I was the next River Phoenix when I had the starring role in 'Crossing the Line' as a schoolboy vampyre and I didn't need prosphetic teeth! My best friend James is writing this (by dictation) so lets all say a big HI! and excuse the appalling spelling mistaques.
Then I was ONLY paid two grand for being the face of Lloyds TSB - I was the 'bed head' sex-med in rhe Ad.
Whilst on the tube back from my 'Night & Day' audition I saw the goddess that is Doon McKichan (Smack the Pony) who wished me the best of luck. Little to my fresh but frazzled brain did I know what a blessing this was to be....
During one's audition one met a Tim Wallers who was what was gonna be me Dad. Being the lucky mofo and looking like a gorgeous aged version of oneself one knew it was in the bag.
When I was poverty striken and manning a switchboard at Citibank (gorgeous glass roof) when I got the call what made me drop the phone! It told me I was in Night & Day and it was dead-cert. I am so MODEST!!!!!
I dropped the phone...
Circling Covent Garden in a big Espàce thingy with the BAFTA winning Jenny (forget her surname, sorry Jen)who was my official Granada clothes buyer for the prog we picked out various glorious clothing type items which totalled to more than my previous annual income.
Once on set at Three Mills and socialising with Yvonne Atkins and the fat Scotch lesbo from that thing what is called Bad Girls, I knew the world had found it's new Jonny Depp.
WHY WON'T ANYONE EMPLOY ME! PFD!! I COULD EARN YOU A FORTUNE! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN 'THE WOMAN IN BLACK'? I NOT ONLY AM BEAUTIFUL AND MODEST BUT COULD PLAY ARTHUR KIPPS WITH MY EYES SHUT, NOT TO MENTION THE NEXT BOND VILLAIN. TAKE NOTE: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FINANCIALLY AWARE.
Lots of Love
Nicky baby xxXXxx
Nick can be contacted via his agent:
Natasha Stevenson
NSM
85 Shorrolds Road
Fulham
SWsomething
Tel.020 7386 5333
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