Our Cartoon President declares a national emergency to build Trump Tower-Moscow while cartoon Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer attempt to win back their base from newcomer Cartoon Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Our Cartoon President fights a right-wing revolt led by Cartoon Ann Coulter by becoming the most deplorable president in history while Cartoon Mitt Romney rallies cartoon Sen. Susan Collins to take back the party for "decent" Republicans.

Our Cartoon President declares war on corporate America with the aid of cartoon My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell while an out-of-step Cartoon Joe Biden seeks Cartoon Barack Obama's help to defeat his Democratic opponents in 2020.

Our Cartoon President makes his cabinet more competent to prove he only hires "the best people," while a freshly bearded Cartoon Ted Cruz sets out to makeover Cartoon Stephen Miller in his slightly less repulsive image.

Our Cartoon President must prove his mental fitness after declaring nuclear war with Portugal while the cast of Fox and Friends transforms their show into more cerebral content that doesn't flame the president's insanity.

Our Cartoon President uses Hollywood magic to fake a handshake with the troops while a lonely Cartoon Don Jr. forms a fast friendship with cartoon tech-mogul Elon Musk.

Our Cartoon President schmoozes the Supreme Court at Mar-A-Lago to ensure the Court upholds his right to commit crimes while Cartoon Eric attempts to babysit an intoxicated Cartoon Brett Kavanaugh.

Our Cartoon President decides to buck his party and reverse climate change to solve his sweating problem while a disheveled Cartoon Bernie Sanders asks Cartoon Mitt Romney to transform him into a polished candidate.

Our Cartoon President launches Space Force without any attention to detail while the Democratic presidential candidates tank their campaigns to avoid the risk of losing to Cartoon Donald Trump.