Tex Finklestein creates a new reality show Penetration Island, starring SPF 30. Unfortunately,Dirty Sanchez and his rebels want their homeland back, and the show's contestants must now try to survive.

Johnny Queefer returns and this time he just needs to dance, but dancing has been banned in Malibu Adjacent.

Notch gets caught up in a war between rival gangster rappers while Porcelain pretends to like Professor Milosevic,thinking his "cache" is "cash".

SPF 30 infiltrates a campus prostitution ring and Notch pretends to be Kimberlee's boyfriend to fool her mother.

Notch must save Chip from Heinous Anus and The Gaytrix while B.J. and Jamaica cause problems for Porcelain and her husband.

Notch and SPF 30 must stop Stinkfinger from changing the worlds weather and Jamaica finds out her mom is Okra Lee Gifford.

During the Lifeguard of the Year convention, lifeguards start disappearing. And reappearing as vampires.

Jamaica finds out that Vinnie Fellachio is her father while Mrs. Strawther tries to have B.J. thrown out of SPF 30 for having a baby out of "gridlock".

Notch Johnson wins a trip to Japan and has to face a giant chicken created by a professor's growth serum.

Notch and his crew go to the Bayou to investigate an evil business man from running people out of a neighborhood rich with uranium.

Notch Johnson's life from his time in Vietnam comes back to haunt him when he's accused of war crimes. Also, Porcelain's husband "Snuggles" passes away.

Notch begins his prison term, Chip faces deportation and Kimberlee starts dating Notch's brother, Harry.

Notch searches for Colonel Kooze to prove his innocence and must also find a way to stop Kimberlee's wedding to Harry.