Steve, Melanie, and Owen complain about the lack of love in their life. Carol tells them they always too picky with possible matches. The three each decide to accept someone new, and then start finding faults with their selections.

When the gang at the bar complains about not having anyone in their lives, Carol and Roy tell them they have to be more open to people, and not to be looking for the perfect person. Each reaches out to someone new with unwanted results.

To bring in more business to the bar, and to seem more hip, Steve has a Ladies Only night. It does bring in more business, but it seems worse than the usual crowd.

Susan helps her mother get her first credit card, and Ok Cha becomes addicted to charging everything. Meanwhile an Amish woman on her Rumspringa visits the bar. Owen thinks she might be his sister.

Two beautiful women walk into the bar, slumming for the evening. They invite Owen and Ahmed to join them for dinner at a fancy restaurant, and they cannot pay the bill. Hank thinks he keeps seeing Pat Sajak.

Owen and Ahmed see an attractive woman and each competes to win a date with her. A councilman dies at the bar, and Jack decides to run for his now vacant position. Ok Cha decides she is going to also run for the position.

Hank tells the gang that he has glaucoma and he is afraid he might lose his job. Steve and the guys decide to bake some brownies laced with marijuana. OK Cha has a traffic accident.

Roy finds a toy spider in his box of candy, and the gang decides to use it to play a prank on Owen who hates spiders. This starts everyone on a quest to play pranks on each other.

Carol and Owen practice to perform at the bar's music talent competition, but Carol meets Daryl, a newcomer to the bar, and only wants to perform with him. The bar regulars try to get OK Cha drunk.