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  • TV-14
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  • Sep 20, 2004
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  • Sep 20, 2004
  • 21 m

Summary Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is living the high life in Malibu when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son Jake (Angus T. Jones) come to live with him after Alan's divorce. Ashton Kutcher joins the cast during the 2011-12 season after Charlie Sheen was let go in March 2011.

Directed By: Pamela Fryman

Written By: Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers

  • TV-14
  • CBS
  • Sep 20, 2004
  • 21 m
  • TV-14
  • CBS
  • Sep 20, 2004
  • 21 m
Two and a Half Men
S2 • Episode 1
Back Off Mary Poppins
Air Date: Sep 20, 2004
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Summary Charlie (Charlie Sheen) is living the high life in Malibu when his brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and his son Jake (Angus T. Jones) come to live with him after Alan's divorce. Ashton Kutcher joins the cast during the 2011-12 season after Charlie Sheen was let go in March 2011.

Created By: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

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Episode 1 • Sep 20, 2004 • 21 m
Back Off Mary Poppins
Charlie is having some friends coming over to his house to have a gathering but Alan is not invited. Things got worse when Alan is also not invited to Judith's party even though her guests are Alan's friends.
Episode 2 • Sep 27, 2004 • 22 m
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Alan is hurt when he finds out that Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician; meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her.
Episode 3 • Oct 4, 2004 • 20 m
A Bag Full of Jawea
Episode 4 • Oct 11, 2004 • 22 m
Go Get Mommy's Bra
After Charlie reluctantly lends Evelyn his new car, he later discovers her bra in the back seat. Meanwhile, Alan is forced to compensate after Jake gets attached to Judith's rich and talented boyfriend.
Episode 5 • Oct 18, 2004 • 22 m
Bad News from the Clinic
Episode 6 • Oct 25, 2004 • 22 m
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
After confessing responsibility for a childhood shoplifting incident blamed on Alan, Charlie seeks the forgiveness of his now-infuriated brother.
Episode 7 • Nov 8, 2004 • 22 m
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Evelyn announces she is receiving an honor from the real estate industry and that Charlie and Alan will host a party in her honor. Mayhem ensues when Berta and her sister agree to cater the event, but sibling rivalry takes center stage.
Episode 8 • Nov 15, 2004 • 22 m
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan gets carried away with a woman he met at the supermarket, and it's up to Charlie to talk some sense into him while shielding Jake and Judith from what's going on.
Episode 9 • Nov 22, 2004 • 22 m
Yes, Monsignor
Charlie runs into a newly-divorced ex, now single mom, who's willing to give him another shot. Back home, Jake tries to diagnose his learning problems.
Episode 10 • Nov 29, 2004 • 21 m
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie struggles to write a jingle for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Alan spends time with Rose, and Jake procrastinates doing a book report.
Episode 11 • Dec 13, 2004 • 22 m
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Charlie sets out to find who started a derogatory web site about him. Meanwhile, Alan overhears something he shouldn't on Jake's webcam.
Episode 12 • Jan 3, 2005 • 22 m
A Lung Full of Alan
An old classmate is in town while Charlie and Alan spar over whom she likes more.
Episode 13 • Jan 17, 2005 • 21 m
Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów
Tensions rise after an earthquake displaces Judith to Charlie's house.
Episode 14 • Jan 31, 2005 • 22 m
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Evelyn's condescending attitude towards Jake's good grades sets Charlie and Alan out for revenge.
Episode 15 • Feb 7, 2005 • 22 m
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Charlie and Alan's weekend trip to Las Vegas has a little trouble getting off the ground.
Episode 16 • Feb 14, 2005 • 22 m
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
It's the week of hell as Judith's out of town, Alan's got Jake, and nothing seems to be going right.
Episode 17 • Feb 21, 2005 • 22 m
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
Berta teaches Jake something about cleanliness while Charlie's in pain after a sexual encounter goes horribly wrong.
Episode 18 • Mar 7, 2005 • 22 m
It Was Mame, Mom
Charlie cons Alan into being his date at his gay friend's dinner party. But how long can they keep up the act?
Episode 19 • Mar 21, 2005 • 22 m
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
A freak food-flinging accident leaves Alan with impaired vision, which doesn't bode well especially when he draws a liking to one of Charlie's exes.
Episode 20 • Apr 18, 2005 • 22 m
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Rose intervenes after Alan and Charlie come to blows over some of their unresolved issues.
Episode 21 • May 2, 2005 • 21 m
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
After one of her ex-husbands dies, Evelyn summons Alan, Charlie, and Jake to the funeral, where Charlie takes a keen interest in the widow.
Episode 22 • May 9, 2005 • 22 m
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Alan borrows money from Evelyn to buy a Porsche. However, life doesn't become as glamorous as he expects.
Episode 23 • May 16, 2005 • 21 m
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Episode 24 • May 23, 2005 • 21 m
Does This Smell Funny to You
Jake recounts his weekend in which Charlie's latest fling is with a woman who turns out to be married to a now very angry old man.
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