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Average User Score: 5.2Nov 17, 2013Personally, I think Season 6 is alright. Some of my favorite episodes include Suction Cup Symphony, Krabby Road, The Card, Krusty Krushers,Personally, I think Season 6 is alright. Some of my favorite episodes include Suction Cup Symphony, Krabby Road, The Card, Krusty Krushers, and Sand Castles in the Sand. My favorite character is Patrick. My favorite joke is "Small Plastic Disc That You Toss".… Expand
Average User Score: 7.2Nov 17, 2013Spongebob Season 5 is a very Looney Tunes Style Season. My favorite episodes include Bucket Sweet Bucket, Friend or Foe?, New Digs, Krabs a LaSpongebob Season 5 is a very Looney Tunes Style Season. My favorite episodes include Bucket Sweet Bucket, Friend or Foe?, New Digs, Krabs a La Mode, and Roller Cowards. My favorite character is Patrick. My favorite joke is when Plankton turns EVERYONE in the Krusty Krab into babies.… Expand
Average User Score: 7.6Nov 17, 2013Season 4 is a slight drop in quality from the 3rd season's throne, but its still good. Some of my favorite episodes include The Gift of Gum,Season 4 is a slight drop in quality from the 3rd season's throne, but its still good. Some of my favorite episodes include The Gift of Gum, Krusty Towers, Dunces and Dragons, The Lost Matress, and Wishing You Well. My favorite character is Plankton. My favorite joke is when Squidward is doing chores for Patrick.… Expand
Average User Score: 9.2Nov 17, 2013Spongebob Season 3 is so good human words can't explain it. Some of my favorite episodes include Ugh, Party Pooper Pants, Can You Spare aSpongebob Season 3 is so good human words can't explain it. Some of my favorite episodes include Ugh, Party Pooper Pants, Can You Spare a Dime?, Chocolate With Nuts, and The Camping Episode. My favorite character of this season is Spongebob. My favorite joke is the crazy "CHOCOLATE!" guy.… Expand
Average User Score: 9.3Nov 17, 2013SpongeBob Season 2 is DA BOMB! Some of my favorite episodes include Christmas Who?, Sailor Mouth, Patty Hype, Something Smells, and BandSpongeBob Season 2 is DA BOMB! Some of my favorite episodes include Christmas Who?, Sailor Mouth, Patty Hype, Something Smells, and Band Geeks. My favorite character of this season is Squidward by a longshot. My favorite joke is the Ugly Barnacle Story.… Expand
Average User Score: 8.9Nov 17, 2013Spongebob Season 1 is Awesome. Some of my favorite episodes include Suds, Arrgh!, Fun, Pizza Delivery, and Naughty Nautical Neighbors. MySpongebob Season 1 is Awesome. Some of my favorite episodes include Suds, Arrgh!, Fun, Pizza Delivery, and Naughty Nautical Neighbors. My favorite character of this season is Patrick. My favorite joke is the one where SpongeBob and Pat pretend Squidward is Reflecto.… Expand
Average User Score: 6.6Oct 16, 2013A brief review of each episode:
NOTE! The newest episode on this list is Safe Deposit Krabs; I haven't gotten the chance to see the HalloweenA brief review of each episode:
NOTE! The newest episode on this list is Safe Deposit Krabs; I haven't gotten the chance to see the Halloween and the unaired episodes yet! I WILL update it when I do get the chance!
Extreme Spots: Stereotype and bland characters, even the Old Lady couldn't save this episode. Squirrel Record: Abysmal rehash of beloved classic episode Pre Hibernation week. Patrick-Man!: Bubble Buddy IV (Its a townspeople torture porn, and the 4th so far Gary's New Toy: First there's a boring montage of Gary chewing up everything, then there's an annoying montage of Gary ignoring SpongeBob. License to Milkshake: It wins an award for the most boring episode of all time. An academy based on milkshakes? That's the best you could come up with?! Squid Baby: Ah, a breath of fresh air. Its only decent, but I love how kind SB and Pat are to care for Squidward when he's helpless. Little Yellow Book: This doesn't make sense; Why is it okay to abuse Squidward (Squid Wood, Boating Buddies, Choir Boys, etc.) but when Squid finally gets revenge you flipping lock him up in town square?!!! Bumper to Bumper: They should go ahead, give SpongeBob his license, and scrap Mrs. Puff because apparently they can't come up with any new material. Eek, An Urchin!: Pretty lacking in everything though I like the original plot. Squid Defense: The concept sounds decent, but the boring training sequences and retarded twist ending ruin it. Jailbreak!: This just sucks because it is so boring. They should've made Mr. Krabs not believe SpongeBob then when Plankton does show up KK crew defeats Plankton and his thugs in a creative way. .but nope. They just call the cops and they hide in the safe. Zzzzzz. Evil Spatula: Its better than Jailbreak! but its still lackluster and SpongeBob is really annoying. Safe Deposit Krabs: Mr. Krabs is extremely unlikeable because he's just practically hoarding everyone's money in this safe. Plankton's Pet: Not funny, not deep, not creative, just PLAIN CUTE.
1 B grade episode
1 B- grade episode
1 C+ grade episode
3 C grade episodes
1 C- grade episode
1 D grade episode
6 F grade episodes
Final Grade: D+
Conclusion: Season 9 is very boring; even past post-film episodes were horrible, they still had a sense of memorability and frantic action. About 45% of these episodes have absolutely none. And the other about 55% have very little.
Since I have so many characters left, I want to list my Top 20 Favorite Episodes (After rewatching them a few things I've said in previous seasonal reviews may not be accurate)
19. Its a SpongeBob Christmas!
16. Graveyard Shift
15. Christmas Who?
12. The Camping Episode
11. F. U. N.
10. Sailor Mouth
9. Chocolate With Nuts
8. Patty Hype
7. Can You Spare a Dime?
6. Something Smells
5. Party Pooper Pants
3. Pizza Delivery
2. Band Geeks
21. Rock Bottom
22. Opposite Day
And my #1 favorite episode is. .
Naughty Nautical Neighbors! :D
Now my favorite to least favorite seasons:
1. Season 3
2. Season 2
3. Season 1
4. Season 5
5. Season 4
6. Season 8
7. Season 6
8. Season 7
9. Season 9
Season 8 review coming soon!… Expand
Average User Score: 5.2Oct 10, 2013A brief review of each episode:
Tentacle-Vision: Absolutely hilarious, (Pieguyrulz easter egg) but points are deducted for Squidward abuse. IA brief review of each episode:
Tentacle-Vision: Absolutely hilarious, (Pieguyrulz easter egg) but points are deducted for Squidward abuse. I Dancing: Well choreographed dancing. Growth Spout: Very cute Looney Tunes style epsiode that is beautifully animated. Stuck in the Wringer: Unlike season 5, they overdid Patrick's stupidity. .the wrong way. (Opposite Day easter egg) Someone's in the Kitchen With Sandy: Everyone is so mean spirited and its gross! :P The Inside Job: Really everything is lacking except the jokes. Greasy Buffoons: Gross and unhealthy. Model Sponge: An episode that's going fine until the last third. Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful: That cop sucks. A Pal for Gary: Gary Torture Porn. Yours, Mine, and Mine: While jerk Patrick is funny, he's still a jerk nonetheless. Kracked Krabs: Its alright. I liked them showing off how cheap they are. The Curse of Bikini Bottom: This is a great episode for season 7! You have to love how they call him "Old Man Squidward" :D Squidward in Clarinetland: Decent, but creepy. Spongebob's Last Stand: Great moral, everything else is stupid and unfunny. Back to the Past: Decent episode that toggles your mind. The Bad Guy Club for Villains: Zzzzz. A Day Without Tears: Decent episode, can be funny. Summer Job: Mrs. Puff Torture Porn. One Coarse Meal: Worst episode of all time. Period. Gary in Love: BORING! The Play's the Thing: Beautifully animated and funny, but its still an STP. Rodeo Daze: Decent episode; the song is catchy and its beautifully animated, but I don't like how no one cares about Sandy. Gramma's Secret Recipe: Gross and barely funny. The Cent of Money: Mr. Krabs is becoming very unlikeable. The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom: Patrick and Raaarrrr!'s relationship is nothing short of cute. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle: Zzzzz. .Huh! What? The Curse of the Hex: Mediocre, but definitely something new. The Main Drain: Doesn't make any sense and unfunny. Trenchbillies: Gross, ugly animated hilbillies. Sponge-Cano: Totally pointless. .what does Squidward have to be grateful for Spongebob?!!!! The Great Patty Caper: Really good and funny, would even be better if it wasn't so predictable. That Sinking Feeling: Lackluster sequel to Chum Caverns. Karate Star: Its okay, I love the concept. Buried in Time: This epsiode is pretty funny. Enchanted Tiki Dreams: This is one of the most beautifully animated episodes of Spongebob. The Abrasive Side: Not very funny and just cruel. Earworm: Very very annoying. Hide and Then What Happens: Spongebob searches half the world for Patrick? Comic genius! Shellback Shenanigans: Pretty boring. The Masterpiece: Gross and stupid ending. Whelk Attack: Kind of epic. You Don't Know Sponge: Its pretty meh in every aspect. Tunnel of Glove: Pretty creepy, Patrick steals the show. Krusty Dogs: Just plain boring, yet I like the very original concept. The Wreck of the Mauna Loa: Now here's a great episode! Its just so fun and exciting ecspecially when the ride malfuncts. New Fish in Town: Its pretty decent, although I wish Howard would be in more episodes because he's funny! Love That Squid: Ghastly spin-off of beloved classic epsiode Krusty Love. Big Sister Sam: Patrick is such a jerk; he's practically oblivious to the problem! Perfect Chemistry: Everything except the repeated gas joke is boring.
3 B+ grade episodes
9 B grade epsiodes
4 B- grade epsiodes
1 C+ grade episode
6 C grade episodes
22 C- grade episodes
5 F grade episodes
Conclusion: Season 7 could have been a beautiful firework, but instead an unholy dud.
Because frankly some of these concepts don't sound half bad, they're just poorly executed … Expand