James Berardinelli
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For 2,848 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 65% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

James Berardinelli's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Before Midnight
Lowest review score: 0 Bachelorette
Score distribution:
2,848 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Unfortunately, although there are a few nasty thorns here and there, The First Wives Club is a largely uninspired (and unfunny) comedy that collapses completely in the final fifteen minutes.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    As a romance, a drama, or even a sports movie, The Longest Ride never reaches a satisfying destination.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    "Mindless" applies, and Book of Secrets is more like a tame, endlessly repetitive amusement park ride than a motion picture.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Welcome to Mooseport's satirical edge is dull and pitted, the screenplay is overlong and uninteresting, the comedy is soft and shapeless, and the actors perform like they're on a sit com.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Newell has followed up a respectable adaptation of a Harry Potter novel with an ignominious translation of something more delicate and literate. It's hard to recommend this movie to anyone except perhaps the MST3K crew.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    By any standards, Silk is a bad movie: pretentious, stillborn, devoid of emotion.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    It’s artificial, annoying, and boring.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    This remake replaces suspense with boredom and witty dialogue with lame lines any self-respecting actor should be embarrassed to utter.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Unfortunately for the poor viewer trapped into sitting through this 95 minute mess, the humor is both conventional and unfunny, the script never takes any chances, and the ending is a cop-out.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Can't decide whether it wants to be a black comedy, dumb farce, or sentimental sit-com.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Twisted is a D-grade thriller with an A-list cast. It's a disappointment from start to finish...But, in the final quarter-hour, it committed the unpardonable sin of insulting my intelligence.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    A failure on pretty much every level, Hounddog would never have been known beyond Park City had it not been for the notoriety surrounding the rape scene.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    An insult to anyone who has tragically and unexpectedly lost a loved-one in a similar manner.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Of course, the problem with Angels & Demons is that to get to the final 40 minutes, it's necessary to endure the first 90, and that would be defined as cruel and unusual punishment.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    One could easily argue that, like many Ed Wood-type bad movies, The Faculty might be headed for the cult classic shelf in the video store. Unfortunately, it's not campy enough, and, worse, it seems to think it's being hip when it's just being dumb.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Echelon Conspiracy is a more evocative title than a movie this stupid deserves.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    It's hard to imagine anyone having the patience to sit through this movie except perhaps a handful of 11-year old boys seeking vicarious wish fulfillment.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Most of the laughs are unintentional, but the result is absurd and laughable.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    The 2011 version of Conan the Barbarian looks cheap and feels rushed. The few good elements are dwarfed by a generic, nonsensical plot and shoddy storytelling.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    A slow, meandering misfire of a movie.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Watching a misfire like Thunderbirds illustrates how impressive the "Spy Kids" movies are.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Want to see a movie where almost everything takes place on a bus? Try "Speed." Jeepers Creepers 2 isn't even worth a peek.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    A bad movie. No amount of perfume sprayed on talk show audiences by Madonna and her husband can eliminate the stench of failure emanating from this motion picture.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Meet Joe Black has the dubious distinction of being the longest film to date of 1998. It is also one of the most tedious and bombastic.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    The level of humor is sit-com-ish at best and the film's dramatic elements are bland and uninvolving.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Redundant and unnecessary.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Fans of the original will end up doing shot-by-shot comparisons. On every level, The Omen isn't just bad filmmaking, it's bad storytelling.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    Wild Hogs is more tired, worn out, and sagging than its protagonists - an arthritic comedy whose humor is below mediocre and whose drama is cringe-worthy.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    It's hard to say what is more responsible for the film's utter failure: Hopkins direction, the editing, or the screenplay. The result is such a muddle that one assumes each aspect deserves part of the blame.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 James Berardinelli
    The problem with Hostel Part II is the same flaw that afflicted Hostel: no tension.

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