For 916 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 25% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 72% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 48
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916 movie reviews
    • Metascore: 63
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Cooper, Torre and Dane DeHaan, as a soldier smitten with a local girl, stand out among a strong cast. With its big ideas on an intimate scale, this is Sayles' best in a decade.
    • Metascore: 79
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Here, in his best performance since "Spider," Fiennes plays the snarling, entitled general Caius Martius Coriolanus, whose bloody brow and bald head are stained with what's left of his soldiers.
    • Metascore: 72
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    50/50 pulls no punches in its depiction of living day-to-day with illness. There's pain and fear, no question. But this dramatic comedy is also warm, honest and, most especially, funny.
    • Metascore: 65
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    When Marilyn Monroe appears, things stop. She is, as portrayed by Michelle Williams, a strange and beautiful alien: Unpredictable, odd, magnetic.
    • Metascore: 62
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    It sharply fuses the humor and heart of the earlier films with a satisfyingly heavy-metal strength — and a darkness that’s more than earned.
    • Metascore: 79
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Though the film's setup trudges and its closing is too pat, that hour or so on the raft is something special, and few would dive into the story's soul as Lee does.
    • Metascore: 72
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    A twisty Italian thriller that takes some liberties with its now-you-see-'em/now-you-don't plot points, but no matter; the way director Giuseppe Capotondi keeps us guessing is deliciously, maliciously deft.
    • Metascore: 82
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Filled with striking images and the ghosts of lives lived in hardship and war, Incendies is tough but impactful.
    • Metascore: 37
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    A young Aussie actress who seems as all-American as a Magic 8 ball, successfully walks the tightrope from precocious to exuberant, never once falling into obnoxiousness. That could describe this crackerjack of a kids' movie as well.
    • Metascore: 66
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    The actors click into high gear, and Premium Rush delivers.
    • Metascore: 81
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Though a notch below "Royale," Skyfall follows that reboot's lead, making a now 50-year-old icon as cool as when he began.
    • Metascore: 65
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    We are left, after all the propulsive action, with great turns by Theron and Rapace, and a tightly wound turn by Fassbender, whose eerie, poetically impish mechanical man might have burst from Bradbury's conscience.
    • Metascore: 78
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    While director Christopher Nolan and star Christian Bale's epic of criminality and all-consuming conviction ultimately falls a bit short - missing, for instance, a villainous face a la Heath Ledger's Joker - their Batman trilogy ends with a suitably thrilling mix of guts and glory.
    • Metascore: 81
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Warm memories of one school under a groove and a moving ending that no screenwriter could improve upon.
    • Metascore: 83
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    If only this were a media-fueled tall tale and not one poor creature's lifelong nightmare.
    • Metascore: 76
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Even those who never joined the cult of A Tribe Called Quest will find this clear-eyed chronicle of their career irresistible.
    • Metascore: 68
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Emphasizing the importance of new media, Stelter is ready to bring the paper back to the future, though this terrific tale of an establishment in transition ultimately plays like "All the President's Men," with the intrigue coming from inside the building.
    • Metascore: 64
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Murphy also reveals one more gem when she interviews the New York couple who gave their friend Nell Harper Lee a financial gift in the '50s that allowed her to quit her job and finish the book, an act of generosity that is also one more kindness surrounding this most humane of artworks.
    • Metascore: 56
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    It is how the film never loses sight of the closeness of the combatants, turning national intimacy into a tragic casualty.
    • Metascore: 81
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Just when we thought Quentin Tarantino had shown us all the cojones he has, in rides Django Unchained.
    • Metascore: 84
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Gordon-Levitt is flinty, and Willis, on his A-game, is fiery. Together, they take us on a helluva trip.
    • Metascore: 71
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    A gripping documentary about how unnecesary real estate development can change the soul of New York, brings us inside the lives it touches.
    • Metascore: 59
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Stone relies on his leads to guide us into this hyper-charged inferno, and they fit his juiced-up approach like James Woods and Woody Harrelson did in Stone's equally hopped-up "Salvador" and "Natural Born Killers." He gets us high on what they're selling before it goes south.
    • Metascore: 86
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    This is crucial work, evidenced by a line on a wall of R.I.P. graffiti that reads simply, "I am next." This film of common folks fighting the seemingly inevitable is just as moving.
    • Metascore: 71
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Young Adult may at times be stuck between emotional gears, but that's by design. Like its heroine, the movie refuses to pick up after itself.
    • Metascore: 64
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    The gristle inside this movie is one of the things that save it from being simply a series of challenges.
    • Metascore: 95
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Together and apart, Hatami and Maadi are magnetic. Hatami, a star in Iranian cinema, lets us see Simin's intelligence and defiant sense of self-worth often with nothing more than a gesture.
    • Metascore: 76
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    This incredibly moving, touchingly honest and transcendent chronicle of how a handful of people coped after Sept. 11 is not only one of the best distillations of that day, but a monument to humanity lost and gained.
    • Metascore: 79
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    Oduye, especially, is utterly absorbing. Even in those few moments when the movie follows a slightly more straightforward line than it needs, she is always engagingly, beautifully real.
    • Metascore: 65
    • Joe Neumaier 80
    If you're not in that demographic, don't dismiss it. You'll miss out on a genuinely sweet, perfectly acted, remarkably brave little movie that should make audiences swoon for something they thought was gone - a smart dramedy for grown-ups.