For 1,162 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 26% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 72% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 Star Trek
Lowest review score: 0 About Cherry
Score distribution:
1,162 movie reviews
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Haneke's superb cast provide beautifully measured hints at the disconnect between the ribbon's symbolism and the entire town's unspoken atrocities.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Part of the problem with "P&F" is that Tiana and Naveen's connection feels superficial.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The action-comedy Zombieland works because it's played with an emphasis on the living, not the undead.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Once it's high-concept plot kicks in, Gervais' hilariously self-deprecating persona is really all that keeps it grounded.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    A "Blair Witch"-y creepshow that owes a lot to Japanese horror.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Trippy in the right way, and wholly enchanting.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Has two aces going for it: Soderbergh's poking at the maze­like holes in American business and Damon's whirling dervish performance.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    You see the spark of 'this is cool!,' but you don't sense a purpose. The underconceived Public Enemies suffers from that lack of drive, though Johnny Depp is so urgent and charismatic as John Dillinger, he provides enough firepower to make the film legit.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Adventureland has the structure of a Tilt-a-Whirl ride: It goes where you expect, and may fill you with dread.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The most pleasant surprise in the movie adaptation of "Watchmen" is the pop-art fusion set off by placing superheroes in a "real" world. The film's biggest challenge – and accomplishment – was making that plausible.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Director Nimrod Antal’s grungy gang-of-thieves pic is tough and, for this genre, surprisingly ethical.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Hey, Michael: It's the robots, stupid. Despite all the mechanical mayhem, none of the Transformers stand out.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Giamatti is one of the few guys who could take a joke about a chickpea-sized soul and make a meal of it.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Hoffman, Morton and Jon Brion's aching score somehow capture the all-too-human need to get things right. If you're in a certain frame of mind, those moments make up for all the stagecraft.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    An emotionally devastating drama that isn't for the squeamish.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Overlong but ambitious, Woo proves he's as good at tactical maneuvers as he is at close-quarters combat.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Like a more personal, less pretentious version of Alejandro González Iñárritu's "Babel," this spiraling dissection of circumstance, choice and fate is more about thoroughness of vision than tricky storytelling.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    A thoughtful drama about guys who have a moment in the big time before returning home to an odd reflected glory.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Tries to capture that moment -- complete with air guitar-playing deejays -- and unapologetically rides a wave of nostalgia, but ultimately sinks due to a bloated, watery script.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Director Chen Shi-Zheng's film has a graceful energy, and three strong performances help make this serene drama - and its shocking conclusion - quietly moving.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    In a pleasing contrast to Fey's sharpness, Poehler keeps her performance unpredictable and fuzzy. In this just-add-water comedy, a very funny movie star is born.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Morris mixes piercing sit-downs with disturbing evidence. Though soldiers, including the notorious Lynndie England, express remorse, it's haunting to hear how several prisoners were "nice guys" or known to be innocent, yet no connection is made between those remarks and the images of torture.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Luckily, Son of Rambow, a comedy that's part kid-buddy flick, part valentine to filmmaking - and full of heart - has both.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The cast is generally game for playing cardboard cutouts, with Goodman having the most fun.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    A taut drama that manages to be thoughtful without forgetting it's a creep-out.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    The cast hits the right notes. Fraser, switching between affable good sport and heroic goofball, clearly doesn't mind this stuff. He realized early on with "George of the Jungle," "Dudley Do-Right" and the "Mummy" movies that his B-movie build and persona is perfect for live-action cartoons.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Every performer is tough and charismatic, especially Honglei Sun, who, as Jamukha, gives so many neck-cracks, guttural howls and conspiratorial smiles he's like a Chinese Marlon Brando.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Well-acted and grounded in reality, Brick Lane is never overly emotional, even when it deals with the days after 9/11.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Culminating in a high-scoring, exciting game, "Gunnin'" scores.