For 1,704 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 40% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Marc Savlov's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Twelve Monkeys
Lowest review score: 0 Soul Plane
Score distribution:
1,704 movie reviews
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Kids will revolt, parents will snooze, and I will be downright giddy if I never encounter another Pokémon movie as long as I live. Ack!
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    This dragon, sadly, is DOA.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Egregiously mediocre and flagrantly ill-conceived in every department, this is, truly, the cinematic equivalent of finding a single solitary Saltine in your stocking and a pair of old tube socks beneath the tree. Humbug!
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Drivel of the purest ray serene.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    It works not at all.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    So lazy it's downright boring, something not even a naked Leslie Nielson (!) can salvage.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Utterly devoid of merit, fantastic or otherwise, a more exasperating descent into the feline world is difficult to imagine.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Eurotrash for the new millennium.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    The only evolution in question here is that of Emmerich's skills as a director of motion pictures.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    The Punisher is such a bad film that it becomes inadvertently entertaining; it’s enough to make you pine for the original version of the black-clad Marvel Comics’ badass, played to awful imperfection in 1989 by Dolph Lundgren.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    If you really want the kids to see a colorfully cryptic meta fairy tale, be subversive and go rent 'em some Alejandro Jodorowsky. No child deserves Happily N'Ever After.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    None of this made a lick of sense to me, nor did it appear to be all that obvious to either the cast or screenwriter Hodge, whose work here feels as though he'd given up in frustration halfway through before deciding to see how far he could push the vaguely Harry Potter-esque shenanigans before getting sacked.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    The marketing weasels over at Disney deserve to have their beady little eyes gouged out with flaming icicles for the fast one they've pulled on audiences with Snow Dogs.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    One of the most deadly dull "SNL" spinoffs.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Even with its scant running time, this nightmarish travesty barrels along with all the whipcord speed and nimble comedic grace of a loved one’s funeral.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Granted, the state of the indie hipster and/or Big-Man-on-the-Quad aesthetic has probably skewed a bit since I was a frosh, but good lord, man, it can't be this pale an imitation of campus life. I implore you: Go rent "National Lampoon's Animal House" and leave this flaccid wanker alone.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    RV
    Isn't it time to put Robin Williams out to pasture? There's precious little mirth to be had via RV after the comically nasty opening set-up.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Long distance information? Get me Hollywood, USA: I’ve got a rusty ice pick to bury in the gullet of whoever greenlighted this pointless exercise in masturbatory tedium.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    File this one under What Were They Thinking?
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Forget this dreck: Where's that Michael vs. Jason grudge match we've been hearing about for the last decade?
    • 15 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    It’s cheese of the purest stripe, bafflingly bad to the point of being oddly charming in its brain dead naïveté.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Weaver and Willis look bored silly while essaying their paint-by-numbers roles, and this film does nothing to make me think Cavill is going to be Zack Snyder's Superman incarnate.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    In all fairness, the sheer, overwhelming mediocrity of everything about Pandorum – Travis Milloy's hackneyed, ultra-derivative script, Alvart's plodding pacing and dull direction, even the eventual crimson tide of gore that duly arrives just in time to keep audience members over the age of 13 from dozing off – may well constitute a new breed of horror: In space, no one can hear you snore.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Nobody of Chan's legendary stature should ever have to play second banana to George Lopez, and certainly not in a film that was already made five years ago with Vin Diesel (see: The Pacifier).
    • 13 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    90 minutes of ridiculous, silly fun. Of course, it's still a very bad movie.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    It's pornography of the most depressing sort.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Even the youngest members of the audience appeared to be more interested in their dwindling soda supply than anything up on the screen. Yabba dabba doom.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    A nearly bloodless slasher film with fewer surprises than a broken jack-in-the-box.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    Here's hoping someone breaks down and buys Brocka some more toys, if only to distract him from embarking on another flesh-and-blood production.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Marc Savlov
    There's punishment and then there's prolonged, squirm-inducing psychological torture, which is a more accurate description of All's Faire in Love, a romantic comedy that will only be "romantic" to audience members under the age of 14 and utterly devoid of genuine yuks and the necessary rom-com spark.

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