Michael Phillips

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For 1,635 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 41% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Phillips' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 Greenberg
Lowest review score: 0 Did You Hear About the Morgans?
Score distribution:
1635 movie reviews
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The script of Shrink, written by Thomas Moffett, plays like "Crash" without the angst or the perpetual racial conflagrations.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie’s partially redeemed by Seyfried, who makes her character more than a repository for audience sympathy. (Her make-out scene with Fox is handled with more suspense and care than anything else in the movie.)
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Veers perilously close to the concept of poverty tourism.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Jackson has not cast himself well, though. He has slathered the imagery in the wrong kind of wonderment and hyperbole, both on Earth and in heaven.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    While White plays it supercool, Tommy Davidson and Arsenio Hall (as Cream Corn and Tasty Freeze, respectively) swing for the fences, without much in the way of a bat.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    A surer hand behind the camera might’ve finessed the jokes more effectively, or established a consistent and satisfying tone.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    What are they trying to accomplish and is this really the best way to accomplish it?
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The results feel a little harried, as if the focus issues were never really solved.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I truly wish Dear John were a better, less shamelessly manipulative movie, but a couple of the actors got me through it alive. One is Amanda Seyfried.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Suggests that this could be the start of something adequate. Something big would've been nicer, though the movie's limitations are less a matter of scale than of imagination.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    In sum it plays like 12 landlocked episodes of "The Love Boat" rammed together, though without the same rate of intercourse.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    DePietro struggles to reconcile the perceived demands of the romantic comedy genre (though his film is more bittersweet than most) and the tang and hustle and detail of real life.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Good actors and a talented director doing what they can to bring the truth to a script that's mostly bogus.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I laughed here and there at She's Out of My League, but I sort of hated everything it had to say about nerds and babes and the sliding scale of self-image.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The dialogue can drive you crazy with its self-consciousness.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Kids may love the movie, and even kids who love the books may like it. For me, though, an astonishing percentage of the books' appeal has vanished.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The Last Song is primarily for teenagers looking for something disposable to cry about for a couple of hours, though I did find it a tad easier to take than "Dear John."
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Clean, precise and terribly sullen, After.Life is like its female protagonist. It feels stuck between worlds, or genres.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Duchovny and Moore have their moments; they're like two preening sharks working on commission.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    By today's standards, it is only medium-bloody, though it's more than usually grim, its young protagonists sullen enough to qualify for the "Twilight" movies. Yet it affords precious little sadistic pleasure, partly because it "dares" to lay out more directly the pedophiliac demons plaguing Freddy the serial killer.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I enjoyed these characters more when they were rich, rather than obscenely rich, when their self-involvement and life crises had one foot on planet Earth -- and when they weren't all gussied up like Mae West in "Sextette."
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Here's how you know Josh Brolin has become a movie star: Jonah Hex may not be much with him, but without him? Perish the thought. Perish it, throw an ax in its heart, then burn it to a crisp.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The only people humiliated, really, are older people and heavy people and nerds and vegans and black people and mothers who breast-feed their 4-year-olds. Everybody else gets a pass.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Agora has everything except real drama.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Newell has done some fine work in all sorts of genres, from “Four Weddings and a Funeral” to “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,” but in “Cholera” he seems to be chronicling a half-century of events, passions and desires as a tourist, not a native.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    More happens in Eclipse than in the previous "Twilight" zone, "New Moon," and yet it's duller
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Predators, plural, starts well and ends poorly, and in the middle it's in the middle.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Who would have believed a film with this much skin and reckless, life-threatening excess could end up a rather dull muddle?
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The very elements of Eat Pray Love that helped make it a success in 40 languages -- the breezy prose, the relentless sorting-through of dissatisfactions, a steady stream of intriguing sights -- turn the film into a travelogue with a little spiritual questing on the side.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    At one point Rourke delivers a monologue about his time in Bosnia, and the conviction the actor brings to the occasion throws the movie completely out of whack. What's actual acting doing in a movie like this?
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Too much of the contrasting comedy in Nanny McPhee Returns is shrill, laden with routine computer-generated effects and pounded into dust by James Newton Howard's shut-up-already musical score.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    A dramatic true story has been made into a diffident biopic.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The story should have made for charming results on screen. Instead - and I truly don't enjoy saying so - co-adapter and director Rob Reiner's picture lands somewhere between synthetic nostalgia and the texture of real life.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's outlandishly gory and bluntly political, the latter being more interesting than the former. It wears out its welcome, though, long before la revolucion and sequels are promised.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Legendary is so intent on paying heartfelt tribute to dogged young athletes that it neglects basic story needs.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Secretariat isn't bad but it's precisely what you'd expect.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Morgan and Eastwood are scrupulous in keeping their notions of the afterlife as general and inoffensive as possible. They have no religious or spiritual worldview to sell. As I say: Many admire this film to no end. I found its use of recent tragic events, including the London underground bombing, to be more than a little cheap.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    A facsimile of a masquerade of a gloss on "Charade," and on all the lesser cinematic charades that followed in the wake of director Stanley Donen's 1963 picture.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Dwayne Johnson leaves his lovable self behind in the violent but bland Faster.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    They put the "obvious" in "obvious."
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The results impart that "trapped" feeling all too well. It's a sullen affair, dominated by a grim visual palette that intrigues for about 30 minutes.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    She tackled "The Tempest" on stage, years ago. On screen I wish she'd (Taymor) adapted it with a freer hand, and then directed it with a more considered one.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    My God is this script predictable. Each relapse and betrayal shows up announced, and then announced again, a little louder, by the dialogue equivalent of an aggravating doorman.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Unexpectedly sour, The Dilemma barely qualifies as a comedy.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Too much. Too numbing. Too coy. And ultimately too violent.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    You've seen worse. The film industry is capable of better.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    For many, this central performance will be more than enough. For others, the film will simply be too much.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Here and there an image of spectral beauty, assisted by the 3-D technology, floats into view and captures our imagination. But the script, which really should've been called "Sanctimonium," has a serious case of the bends.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I found the mythology of I Am Number Four vague and sloppy.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's secondhand, vaguely resigned material. And while Sudeikis has some talent, he's not yet ready to co-anchor a feature comedy. He's no Ed Helms, in other words.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Seyfried's a good actress, but all the art direction in the world can't make this version of events the stuff either of dreams or of nightmares.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The cast is not the limitation here. The limitation, and I found it to be a drag on this aggressively audience-pleasing indie, relates directly to its premise.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The script avoids going full-bore as satire. Where it goes instead lacks a purpose, a reason for being, beyond the usual name-checking of "The X-Files" and the like.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I didn't laugh much, nor did my 10-year-old companions, but nobody had their soul crushed by the experience. This is the film industry's Hippocratic oath: First, crush no souls.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Rio
    The movie isn't dull, exactly; the problem lies in the other, antsy direction.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Heartbreakingly average, director Robert Redford's The Conspirator errs in the way so many films do, especially films about unsung pieces of American history. It focuses on the wrong character.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Writer-director Silver, who trained in documentaries, appears flummoxed by the challenges of getting the audience inside the heads of these young men.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The glibness of Wiesen's freshman effort wouldn't be a problem if the wit was there.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Green just isn't the superhero color this year.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Lasseter's sequel smooshes the vehicular ensemble of the first "Cars" into a nefarious James Bond universe, heavy on the missiles and ray guns and Gatling guns and electrocutions. Sound peculiar? It is peculiar.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The gentle erotic undertow in the friendship of Snow Flower and Lily has been toned down, and replaced by … niceness.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    This is the "Babel" or "Crash" of ensemble romantic comedies, with screenwriter Dan Fogelman mapping out several narrative surprises that throw you for little loops as they're delivered.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Some comedies have the knack for affrontery and shock value; The Change-Up, written by the "Hangover" team of Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, merely has the will to offend.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    If more of the picture had the inventively grotesque payoff of the scene set at the gymnastics tryout, capped by a female character's inarguably poor dismount, we might have something to puke home about.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    What proved tasty in book form comes across a little more like work in the movie.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's mostly noise and splurch and, as I mentioned, aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh!
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    To my taste there's too much of everything. The soundtrack never shuts up with the wind, the murmurings, the shudderings. And while director Nixey has talent, his indiscriminately roving camera tends to diffuse the tension, not heighten it.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Although Joffe appears to be making a Brighton version of the seductively natty evil we find stateside in "Boardwalk Empire," this Brighton Rock remains muffled, half-formed pulp fiction.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Director Madden vacillates between treating the issues and historical context of The Debt seriously, and as the story demands, as pure, heavy-handed pulp. The cast does what it can in the service of this assignment. But some jobs simply resist satisfying completion.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Doesn't know how to do what I think it's trying to do.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The script is a mess. It's an object lesson in taking a nonfiction book ("The Feather Men," about a cadre of ex-British Special Air Service operatives) and making a hash of it.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Dumb film; smart comedienne.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I suspect a lot of what I found synthetic and sort of galling in Real Steel will work just fine with the target audience.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Here and there, the actor invests the kind of feeling that makes The Way come alive in human terms.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    This is a gentle, diffident concoction. But it has barely enough pulse to power a hummingbird.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The result is a film that feels hidebound. And nobody ever called a dance-driven movie "hidebound."
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's not much to hijack. But playing a lovelorn version of himself, in love with Adam Sandler in a dress, a lisp and breasts, Al Pacino holds a gun to the head of the comedy Jack and Jill and says: I now pronounce you mine.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The sequel's themes of friendship and interdependency fail to generate much momentum.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The result is a picture that is baldly manipulative yet weirdly sentimental, and while Considine (a fine actor) can write, he is capable also of writing dialogue you've heard before.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I hope Green one day finds a way to bridge the style and rhythm of his early pictures (the ones that didn't make money) and the bumper-car approach of The Sitter.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I always enjoy Elizondo; he has a way of elevating some pretty lame banter, and thanks to New Year's Eve he has his way all over again.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I fear Spielberg and Jackson hitched their wagon to the wrong technological star here.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie's all right, if you can take its rampant artificiality - and I'm not even talking about Parton's face yet.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Red Tails squanders a great subject, reducing the real-life struggles and fierce heroics of the Tuskegee Airmen to rickety cliche.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    All the movie has, really, is Tilda Swinton acting up a storm, which is more than enough for some. For me, given what's up with the rest of the picture, it's not quite.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The supporting players in Man on a Ledge bring more to the party than the leads, and my suspension of disbelief seems to have gotten hung up in traffic while attempting to cross the suspension-of-disbelief bridge from the Brooklyn side.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The action beats come straight out of the video game "Call of Duty." And when you have real SEALs placed in a picture that lives and dies on the same old first-person-shooter aesthetic, you have a film divided against itself.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    You couldn't accuse the film of practicing what it preaches: careful stewardship of a precious resource.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    John Carter isn't much - or rather, it's too much and not enough in weird, clumpy combinations - but it is a curious sort of blur.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    A smooth but frustrating third feature with an extremely good ensemble cast.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    More than anything Casa de mi Padre is an exercise - and to those who find it more clever than I do, a valid one - in tone-funny, as opposed to joke-funny.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    This one's just OK, but at midnight, after who knows what, OK might be enough.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Settles for being simple, familiar and ineffective, though I suspect it'll warm a few hearts.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Now and then the movie rouses itself to deliver. If you go to American Reunion - and many will, if they harbor fond memories of the first one, and if they can find a sitter - you should stay through the end credits.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Absurdly brutal slapstick is a tough thing to sustain across a feature. I spent a lot of The Three Stooges staring, not laughing. For me this was a stare-out-loud affair.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The leads' chemistry in The Lucky One is more theoretical than actual. Still, the sunsets and sunrises and sunbeams through the windowpanes fall easily on the eyes.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The Raven squanders a promising scenario while half-burying Cusack's mercurial skills as a leading man with the wiles of a character actor.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Dark Shadows illustrates the fine line in a pop reboot between "relaxed" and "lazy."
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie lacks wit.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Keener alone finds the truth between the lines of this routine affair. She can't do much about the lines she has to say out loud, but as all first-rate screen performers realize, words are only part of the story.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie, full of talented performers in search of a more propulsive vehicle, settles for workmanlike cover-band status, which makes this a cover-band tribute to a jukebox musical - a long way from true, trashy exhilaration.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It sounds fun. It's a little fun. For a while. But Bekmanbetov shoots every killing spree like an addled gamer, working that slow-down-speed-up kill-shot cliche like a maniac.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    What it doesn't have is a way of making sense of its comic and dramatic strains, together, in the same movie.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    A fine and moving film could be made from this story, which was inspired, loosely, by events and situations in the lives of Kurtzman and Orci. But the script sets an awfully low bar for Sam's redemption.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie strolls through its paces, sometimes amusingly, though by the end you've heard "Volare" and "Arrivederci Roma" reprised often enough to make you wish "Volare" and "Arrivederci Roma" had never been written.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Ted
    You can find this clever, or you can find it lazy, and this is why MacFarlane is the biggest mixed blessing in contemporary TV comedy: He is both.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's not as if Stone is above this sort of pulp. But as rejiggered for the movies, Savages has trouble making us care what happens to the beautiful people - the untouchables - at the center of the sun-baked fairy tale.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    But even with the great good efforts of Wallis, the results, to some of us, betray a distrustworthy slickness reminiscent of a British Petroleum oil spill clean-up commercial.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's not very funny, but your kids might like it.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It sticks in the craw. The whole movie does.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    "The Bourne Identity." "The Bourne Supremacy." "The Bourne Ultimatum." And now, "The Pointless, Confused and Then, For the Last Half-Hour, Exciting Bourne Sequel, After a Fashion," more commonly known as The Bourne Legacy.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    To say The Paperboy doesn't work is one thing; to say it's dull is a lie. This movie is berserk, which is more interesting than "eh."
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The result is a placid tale of impulses running wild. Farino is a smooth operator, but he puts little on screen that feels like life, as opposed to a middle-of-the-road indie.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The sharpest five minutes in Alex Cross, by a considerable margin, belong to Giancarlo Esposito.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Many of the original film's booby-trap scenarios are repeated here, but without Milius' grandiosity and nihilism. There's less of both in the new Red Dawn. It's not a disaster. It's just drab.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    By the two-hour mark the fun had oozed out of the movie for me. It's long. Or feels it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    More an argument than a fully fleshed-out drama ... The script is unconvincing; two key narrative twists, one related to the other, are deeply hokey.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The pathos: considerable. The sight gags, involving Crystal puking chili dog on a kid's face, or the grandson with an imaginary friend peeing and causing an X Games skateboarder to wipe out: artless. The results: tolerably amusing.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    A triumph of production design but a pretty dull kill-'em-up otherwise.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I like Duhamel, and in her first straight-up dramatic role Hough does well enough, though her singing and/dancing career thus far has trained her to oversell, as opposed to sell, as opposed to act naturally.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    When classy, pedigreed British actors go hog-wild under the flowering dogwood trees of a Southern Gothic setting, often the results are good. Just as often they're so bad they're good. And sometimes, as is the case with Jeremy Irons and Emma Thompson in Beautiful Creatures, they're simply doing the best they can under the circumstances.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The film is ruled by sound and fury signifying an attempt to launch a new franchise.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Robinson is undone partly by his own workmanlike touch as a writer, and partly by matters of casting. I like Harris, and he's quite moving here, but every time Duchovny reappears the overall energy level sinks to crush depth.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    This one's likely to vex both history buffs and those who require some drama with their drama.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Without a strong narrative engine, Upside Down ends up exactly where it shouldn't go: sideways.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Funny Games is fundamentally a bourgeois exercise in authorial sadism. As the methodical games grind on, the suffocatingly beige and white surroundings start to look like a mausoleum.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The directive behind this sequel, clearly, was non-stop action. Let's think about that phrase a second. Do we really want our action movies to deliver action that does not stop? Ever? I get a little tired of action sequences that won't stop.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Evil Dead offers the core audience for modern horror plenty of reasons to jump, and then settle back, tensely, while awaiting the next idiotic trip down to the cellar beneath the demon-infested cabin in the woods.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Oblivion is odder and less conventional than your average forgettable star vehicle; at times it feels like a five-character play taking place in a digital-effects lab. But there's not much energy to it.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie's own brand of charm has its subset of smarm.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Much as I enjoy the actors I didn't buy a word or frame of Arthur Newman.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    A chaotic headbanger, X-Men Origins: Wolverine is saved from pure flat-footed blockbuster franchise adequacy by six things, three of them on Hugh Jackman's left hand, three on his right.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Despite a few good ideas and the uniformly splendid production and costume designs by Luhrmann's mate and partner, Catherine Martin, this frenzied adaptation of The Great Gatsby is all look and no feel.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The animated result isn't bad. It's an adequate baby sitter. But where's the allure in telling the truth? Twentieth Century Fox and Blue Sky Studios present "Adequate"?
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Levy surely knew that the script at hand didn't warrant a full two-hour running time; even if you enjoy The Internship, as my son did, it feels 20 minutes over-full at least. Cut out half of the "Flashdance" and "X-Men" references, and you're halfway there.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    No better or worse than the average (and I mean average) time-filling sequel cranked out by other animation houses.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    My favorite thing in the movie is the way co-star and Korean action icon Byung Hun Lee uses his feet of fury to hoist a paint can and send it flying.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Girl Most Likely goes a little bit wrong in nearly every scene, its stridently quirky characters never quite making sense together in the same universe, let alone the same movie.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Planes has practically no visual distinction, it's a complete knockoff, but I think it'll get by with the kids.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The dialogue comes straight out of "The Benny Goodman Story." That look, someone says to a staring, pausing Kutcher, "tells me you're on to something big." Nobody talks in this movie; everyone speechifies or take turns sloganing one another to death.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    There's nothing wrong with Paranoia that a stronger director, livelier leading actors and several hundred fewer narrative conveniences wouldn't cure.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The Canyons may not work, and the sex (as well as the synthesized glop on the soundtrack) may be tragically unhip, but it was made by a director who still cares.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The skillful quartet at the center of Drinking Buddies reveals the weaknesses in the material.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Those looking for some human interest in their human interest may be equally frustrated.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    We're snowed by a great deal of intersecting and crisscrossing information in The Fifth Estate, and Singer's script lacks organizational skills. I can relate. But that doesn't make parsing this busy film, or — crucially — its true, contradictory feelings about Assange any easier.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    All that — and yet, dull. Why?
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Imagine a Judy Blume rewrite of Cormac McCarthy's "The Road," and you'll end up somewhere in the ashen yet uplifting vicinity of How I Live Now.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It relays an uplifting story that, ill-advisedly, is not so much Holocaust-era as Holocaust-adjacent, determined to steer clear of too much discomfort.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The film isn't terrible; Vaughn, Pratt and, as David's frustrated girlfriend, Cobie Smulders know what they're doing in terms of finessing the material for laughs as well as the h-word. But it's all sort of unseemly.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The film has a persistent and careful sheen. It looks good. It is, in fact, preoccupied with looking good. If this sounds like faint praise, I'm afraid it is.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie's benumbed by its own parade of bad behavior. Like some of Scorsese's other second-tier works — "Casino," "Bringing Out the Dead" — the gulf between virtuoso technical facility and impoverished material cannot be bridged. It's diverting, sort of, to see DiCaprio doing lines off a stripper's posterior, but after the 90th time it's like, enough already with heinous capitalistic extremes.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    See the play sometime. It cooks; the movie's more of a microwave reheat.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    An average franchise re-launch.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's nice to see a movie in love with New York City, but That Awkward Moment sets such a low bar for Jason's redemption it becomes a drag.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Kate Winslet has such sound and reliable dramatic instincts (That Face doesn't hurt, either) she very nearly makes something of Adele.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Clooney's attempt to honor unsung real-life heroes while recapturing the ensemble pleasures of some well-remembered Hollywood war pictures, notably "The Great Escape" and "The Guns of Navarone," comes off as a modestly accomplished forgery at best.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Despite the actors, who at least get some swell clothes to wear, Winter's Tale is a bit of a soul-crusher itself.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    More than anything Minkoff's project feels like a protracted episode of "Jimmy Neutron," a show with characters for whom I don't have the same affection.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Most of the clues in Veronica Mars pertain either to Internet sex tapes or the various surveillance uses of the latest tablets. Anybody who works in tech support will probably enjoy the film a tad more than I did.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The generic bulk of Divergent hits its marks and moves on.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Part of the problem here is one of proportion: The movie throws a misjudged majority of the material to the villains and lets the unfashionably sincere and sweet-natured Muppets fend for themselves.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie wants it both ways: bloodthirsty revenge and some finger-wagging about the tactics.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Rio 2 offers roughly the same approach to story and to story clutter as did the first movie.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    After an intriguing start, Transcendence — aka "The Computer Wore Johnny Depp's Tennis Shoes" — offers roughly the same level of excitement as listening to hold music during a call to tech support.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Folks, I confess: I'm coping with a mild case of arachno-apatha-phobia, defined as the fear of another so-so "Spider-Man" sequel.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Woodley is an ace at handling laughter through tears — "my favorite emotion," as a character in "Steel Magnolias" once said. She improves with each new film, even when the films themselves aren't much.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The sequel is a disappointing step down, and backward.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Half the time, Deliver Us From Evil is genuinely interested in Sarchie's all-too-human demons, and half the time we're marking time until the big exorcism and an ending that keeps the door open for a sequel, should the market demand it.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Swanberg may be one of the few American filmmakers who'd benefit from reading one of those "10 Rules for Mediocre Hollywood Screenwriting" how-to books. Many find a kind of truth and life and rough domestic magic in his films. Here and there, now and then, I see what they're talking about.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    When everything and anything is possible, nothing feels urgent or truly dramatic. The movie devolves into a melange of digital effects and sequences of glamorous slaughter, as Lucy swaggers around, with that big brain, and slouches toward becoming a full-lipped deity.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Beyond Affleck's, the performances here lack amplitude and dramatic impact.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    What If brings up the distinctions among wit, jokes and robotic banter, and this new romantic comedy has a bit of the first and a few of the second, but it's largely a case of the third.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The best thing about this self-mocking affair, which runs a leisurely two-plus hours and affords plenty of time for an insane body count, is Antonio Banderas' manic gusto in the role of a gabby mercenary.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's not a lousy experience. Taylor Swift shows up in a glorified cameo. Thwaites has promise; Rush has more than that. But for a movie decrying the concept of societal "sameness," The Giver is a hypocritical movie indeed.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    If Rodriguez had any selectivity as an action director and a purveyor of garish thrills, the violence might have an impact beyond benumbing the spectator. "Sin City 2" keeps piling on, flipping the visual pages and selling the same ancient lessons in misogyny that real noir, or neo-noir, exploited yet transcended.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Kline took on Douglas Fairbanks in Richard Attenborough's "Chaplin" and Cole Porter in Irwin Winkler's "De-Lovely"; he's the go-to biopic ace for roles requiring some fizz, a certain droll elevation and hair parted and slicked-back just so.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Aubrey Plaza is so deadpan she's undeadpan, and not just in her new zombie movie.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The chief argument regarding his (Smith) "Human Centipede" riff is pretty basic: good trash or stupid trash? I'd say roughly half and half.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    For me Chastain's unerring honesty is the only element keeping The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby above the realm of pure affectation.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    For an hour or so The Equalizer glides along and works; in the second hour, plus change, it turns into a shameless slaughter contrivance with a flabby sense of pace. I did like one line: "When you pay for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too." Washington's the rain; by the end, the movie is the mud.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The Boxtrolls remains relentlessly busy up through its final credits, and it's clever in a nattering way. But it's virtually charmless.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    All of it is plausible, if one were to break the narrative into its component parts; together, though, those parts resemble "Babel" or "Crash" or other determinedly topical mosaics that end up falsifying their own concerns.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Like Martin Scorsese's "Shutter Island," Stonehearst Asylum starts with the hysteria knob set at 11 and goes up from there.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The best of Laggies, both in the writing and the playing, comes in the square-offs between Knightley and Rockwell.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The film is not badly made. It is, however, weirdly flat, given the stakes and the wild screaming matches.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    By the second hour of The Battle of the Five Armies, the visual approach becomes a paradox: monotonously dynamic epic storytelling.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The Keanes' story is one of eventual triumph over adversity for Margaret, but Big Eyes struggles on the page to make much of her as a character. Adams struggles as well; she's acting in one movie, a sincere, often anguished one, while Waltz (mugging up a storm) works in an entirely different key.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The film is rarely dull; it's one life-and-death sequence after another, and the filmmaking's efficient, crisply delivered. But Eastwood honors his subject without really getting under his skin.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Still Life is a very different story, small and quiet and, unfortunately, airless.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The movie doesn't really work, but the jet boots would be the envy of Iron Man, and they allow our hero, unwisely named Caine Wise, to speedskate through the air, leaving pretty little trails of light over downtown Chicago.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Whitman's a wily cross between Janeane Garofalo and Ellen Page and in her scenes with her motivational-speaker single mother (Allison Janney), you sense a better movie lurking in the shadows.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Screen chemistry between two individuals isn't really a pass/fail proposition. There are degrees involved. But let's pretend otherwise and say yes, Smith and Robbie pass, barely, with less than flying colors and in a pretty dull movie.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Director Morel brings some style and speed to the proceedings, though I found The Gunman increasingly numbing in the carnage department. Compared with someone like Neeson, Penn's avenging angel is a less relatable fellow.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    There's really no other word for what Helen Mirren is doing in certain reaction shots, out of subtle interpretive desperation: mugging. She's mugging. She is a sublimely talented performer, and this is material with fascinating implications, and I doubt there's a moviegoer in the world who doesn't like Helen Mirren. But even the best actors need a director to tell them to tone it down.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Even when Eastwood and Robertson, pleasant enough company, threaten to float off the screen, The Longest Ride glides along and delivers its reheated comfort food by the ton.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    True Story is a case of a well-crafted film, made by a first-time feature director with an impressive theatrical pedigree, that nonetheless struggles to locate the reasons for telling its story.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The relative success or failure of Adult Beginners, directed with a steady, nonjudgmental hand by Ross Katz, depends on how funny you find Kroll. I find him funny-ish.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Crowe's feature directorial debut, The Water Diviner, stems from an honest impulse to dramatize ordinary people who honor their dead. Yet the results are narratively dishonest and emotionally a little cheap.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's a two-hour lesson in how to act like a frenemy to your alleged friends. And it's not funny enough.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Despite a blue-chip cast, Aloha is just frustrating. It can barely tell its story straight, and Crowe's attempt to get back to the days of "Jerry Maguire" and "Almost Famous" is bittersweet in ways unrelated to the narrative's seriocomic vein.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Piven's performance basically made the series, and to the degree the new film works, which is a little, he makes that too.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I laughed three or four times, mostly at verbal byplay since director MacFarlane struggles when it comes to timing, filming and cutting sight gags.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's worth seeing, on balance, simply for what Mark Ruffalo does in a hundred different, discrete, telling ways as he creates a character who was a capital-A Character, outlandish one minute, scarily unpredictable the next.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Self/less hews closely enough to the premise of the 1966 John Frankenheimer thriller "Seconds" to qualify as an unofficial remake. Then again, anyone who remembers that one is not in the target audience for this one.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Irrational Man is full of holes. Abe's supposed to be a disillusioned activist, yet that side of him is so half-assedly developed, it's as if Allen himself didn't believe it.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The cast is full of strong actors, among them Tahar Rahim (riveting in "A Prophet") as Samba's allegedly Brazilian friend and confidant. It's easy to enjoy what the cast does on screen; it's harder to buy the nutty mood swings.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Why does this film, with so many first-rate artists in its corner, not quite work? Partly it's a matter of style, but mostly it's because the script is made of tin.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    How is that Vikander, who played the robot in the recent (and worthwhile) "Ex Machina," was twice as lively and five times as human in that picture than in The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The actors save it, periodically, from itself, simply by setting a natural tone and finding some truth in an extended sketch.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    It's not a difficult picture to watch. All you want from A Walk in the Woods, honestly, is a chance to enjoy a couple of veteran actors. But the book's comic tone hasn't found a comfortable equivalent for the screen.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Though Ball's workmanlike handling of the second in the trilogy, "The Scorch Trials," proves mainly that he can keep a franchise from running completely off the rails when the tracks have been laid perilously near a swamp of "dys-lit" cliches.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Not even the film's occasional bursts of ultra-violence, or the endlessly oozing red clay, or Hiddleston crying a red tear, or Chastain swanning around in one flaming crimson ball gown after another, can infuse this gorgeous bore with anything like red-blooded suspense.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Director John Wells dices the action, even the simplest conversation, into five harried shots when one would suffice. The many food-prep montages are cut and paced to the same numbing rhythm.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The film feels dodgy, tentative and uncertain as to how to frame its own protagonist in a complicated story of journalistic compromise (and worse).
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    What these men endured is remarkable, and the logistics of the rescue are remarkable as well. The 33 settles for an unremarkable chronicle of that endurance test.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Writer-director Billy Ray's Americanized redux isn't a disaster, exactly; it keeps its head down and does its job. But nothing quite gels, or clicks, or makes itself at home in its adopted setting.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Partly, I think, the problem lies in Kurzel and his key performers being so determined to make the language conversational and naturalistic, they forgot to make the individual scenes move.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    I wish Howard's film had more of a distinct personality and drive behind it; Howard's made some supremely enjoyable films, in various keys, but this waterlogged, effects-crazed picture isn't one of them.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    Joy
    Lawrence is very good in the role, as far as the role goes. But the script never jells; the comedy feels forced and mechanically boisterous, particularly in the crucial early passages.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The Hateful Eight is an ultrawide bore.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    For the record, Gus Van Sant recently made "The Sea of Trees," set in the same infamous suicide forest, starring Matthew McConaughey and Ken Watanabe. In its contrived sentimentality that film is twice as frightening as this one.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Phillips
    The script by Phil Hay and Matt Manfredi gives you next to nothing for narrative complication and surprise, and a meager amount of verbal jokes.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Doesn't provoke bittersweet inquiries regarding one poor actress' grisly fate. Nor does it stir up much provocation on the matter of why, as a popular audience, we're still taken with this lurid symbol of sex and dread and desire. Rather, the movie raises a much simpler question: Huh?
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The film is a fancy-pants muddle in terms of technique. And if Bloom doesn't do something about his smirky tendency to troll for audience approval, his career may be severely limited.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Only the architecturally refined bone structure of Kristin Scott Thomas' face rescues Keeping Mum from full-on tedium.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Levinson has written and directed in many genres. But rarely has he made a film as indecisive and diffident as Man of the Year.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Despite valiant efforts from Czerny and from the fine stage actress Vilma Silva, who plays one of Walsch's many saviors, the result would qualify as a blandly inspirational amateur hour if the running time weren't closer to two.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Writer-director Thom Fitzgerald's ambitious but hopelessly inchoate AIDS drama is actually three separate, sequentially-told stories.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The stalwart American hero of Turistas comes off as a dislikable blank in the hands of Josh Duhamel, of the TV series "Las Vegas." More relaxed is Melissa George, who co-stars as the Aussie.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The Good German is just stiff. When Soderbergh tries one of those patented swoop-in-on-the-diagonal moves at a key dramatic moment, the effect is comic. And at that precise moment, the story starts dying a slow, oxygen-deprived death.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    If the writers had the guts (and the jokes) to fashion a bittersweet comedy with a fully earned happy ending, Unaccompanied Minors probably wouldn't have been made. As is, it's a prefab slapstick-'n'-pathos stew that doesn't taste like anything.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Stranded in this charmless fantasy, Stiller is reduced to his old halting, squirming tricks.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    A mild and static attempt at sincere camp.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Formulaic romantic junk.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Black Snake Moan strikes me as hogwash. It fundamentally does not work; its consciously far-fetched, out-there notions of the things damaged people do in the name of love are reductive and go only so far. It's as if the premise were tethered to a radiator or something.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Calling a sequel Are We Done Yet? is like calling it "Enough Already."
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Ludicrous and overstuffed, it plows through the Big 10 of Biblical plagues.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    A clammy little number that might've been funded by the Department of Homeland Security.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Most of the ingredients for a strong, tough film are there, and they have been sadly botched by a few key collaborators.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The line between cool and cold is a thin one, however. Cool isn't the word for "Thirteen"; it's just smug.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Carell's pal and "Daily Show" colleague Jon Stewart has a cameo as himself, one of a chorus of godless media star non-believers who do not see God's larger plan for Evan. Yes, well. At least "The Daily Show" is funny.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Williams' grimace is starting to look desperate. Then again, no one comes off well in director Ken Kwapis' handling of this greasy screenplay.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The film suggests Lohan probably (allegedly) should've gone after her agent the other night, not the mother of an ex-personal assistant.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    It's all very "Scarface"--the De Palma remake of "Scarface," not the Hawks original. In other words, it doesn't feel modern at all. It feels about a generation late and 400 years short.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Freshman Orientation is not incompetently made. Nor is it badly acted. But there’s not a fresh idea in it, and everyone on screen seems to be in a different comedy.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Lapica isn't yet enough of a writer or director (or an actor) to make the dramatic arc unpredictable in any way. It may be effective for some as therapy. It is far less so as cinematic storytelling.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    I find Lars and the Real Girl adorable in the worst way, bailed out only by most every member of its excellent cast.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    All you want from a movie like this, really, is a little brainless fun, and it keeps holding out on you. Everyone looks fatigued. Even Cage’s toupee seems ambivalent about having signed on for a sequel.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Diane Keaton--now there’s a trouper for you. She will not be caught giving less than 110 percent, even in a drab little heist comedy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    CJ7
    CJ7 is roughly as grating as that “Flubber” remake.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The latest, Untraceable, owes everything to “Lambs,” and to “Se7en,” and to all the “Lambs” and “Se7en” knockoffs made by directors less talented than Jonathan Demme and David Fincher. In addition to being dull, the Portland, Ore. -set Untraceable is a monster hypocrite, wagging its finger at the mass audience’s appetite for strictly regimented, “creative” torture scenarios.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Jumper, the film, goes everywhere and nowhere.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The court scenes are rarely funny, either in the trash talk or the slapstick.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    As generic as its title, College Road Trip feels like a first draft, the one the studio brings to the rewrite team that, in this case, never got hired.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Despite honorable work from Theron, Robb and Stahl, Sleepwalking makes good on its title in a not-so-good way.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Moving slowly these days, Reynolds does less than no acting in this role, and he’s still the best thing in Deal.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Dempsey's pleasant enough, but he hasn't yet learned how to play against a mediocre script's obviousness. Monaghan has, which is gratifying.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The screenplay by Dana Fox (she was one of the rewriters of "27 Dresses") devolves into a series of humiliating pranks that always give the upper narrative hand to the male lead. Talk about depressing. I mean, that's what male screenwriters are for--to unfairly stack the deck against the female leads.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Staggers and wanders and feels far longer than its 85 minutes, and it's best considered a calling card for better things to come.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    After the insufferably dense mermaid mythology of "Lady in the Water," Shyamalan clearly wanted to keep things simple. He whizzed straight past "simple" to simplistic.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The Love Guru”does not bring out Myer's best, and aside from a deft early Bollywood parody, there’s nothing visually to help the fun along.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Not even Smith's charisma can mitigate the chaos that is Hancock.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The film has one objective: to smack its audience in the face with fleeting, competing wows, over and over.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    It wanders and putters and follows its main characters around.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The appeal of the film version, such as it is, relates almost entirely to eye-for-an-eye, severed-limb-for-a-limb vengeance, two hours and 41 minutes of it, with just enough solemnity to make anyone who thought "The Dark Knight" was a little gassy think twice about which superhero myth THEY'RE calling gassy.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    It's a seriously withholding action comedy, stingy on the wit, charm, jokes, narrative satisfactions and animals with personalities sharp enough for the big screen, either in 2-D or 3-D.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The movie itself is hyperactive and a jumble.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Ritchie, who shoots and cuts everything in RocknRolla like an ad for a particularly greasy brand of fragrance for men, delivers the beatings and killings in his trademark atmosphere of morally weightless flash.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    It's rather sweet to think of Filth and Wisdom as Madonna's reconnection to her own boho Manhattan striver self a generation ago, and I did enjoy the last five minutes or so, when the movie essentially stopped and Hutz's band, Gogol Bordello, took over.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    I enjoyed Eliza Dushku's mad poetess, probably for the wrong reasons, but with a project this meager, you take your artful sneers and scenic diversions where you can get them.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Seven Pounds has a heart as big as all outdoors. Unfortunately it's made out of high-fructose bull.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Bride Wars really does not capture the mood of the moment. It comes from a different time, a different planet.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    This material is offensive. The film may end with a straight-faced reassurance that "no actual Torah scrolls were destroyed or damaged in the making of this motion picture," but it's perfectly willing to exploit the Holocaust for cheap, weak thrills.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Feels about 150 years out of date.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Astonishingly, Angels & Demons IS the same sort of lumbering mediocrity.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    It's tough to get on board with these monsters. They don't get the banter they--or we--deserve, and the screenwriters lean on wearying stereotypes.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    A coming-of-ager that nearly slaughters you by minute 30 with the relentlessness of its protagonist's voiceovers.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The movie's heart, of course, is with poor addled Mike and his kids, but 17 Again works only fitfully to make the Efron/Perry character worth a story.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Ferrell may well shoulder the blame for Land of the Lost, even if he doesn't deserve it. He did, however, willingly participate in this coarse, sloppy big-screen version of the old Saturday-morning time-warp adventure.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Fox's cleavage is the only camera object that catches Bay's attention for more than a millisecond.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Easy Virtue may be a bauble, as Larita's described at one point, but Coward's examination of hypocrisy demands real skill. The style should suggest "whipped cream with knives," as Stephen Sondheim once described "A Little Night Music." Elliott's film is more like curdled milk with a spork.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    How big a bastard can Woody Allen build a screenplay around and still generate a modicum of audience goodwill? The answer: not this big.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The pacing throughout is languid. Your eye becomes fixated on the hideous 70s wallpaper behind them. If only the story's interstellar narrative developments had the intensity of that wallpaper. Rod Serling might've gotten a great hour out of it (the story, that is, not the wallpaper). It simply is not two hours' worth, no matter how many quantum leaps into the unknown Kelly takes.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    I wish the movie made emotional sense, because it’s all about getting in touch with whatever’s holding you back, but it doesn’t.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    It's a serious drag to see how Ritchie has turned Holmes and Dr. Watson into a couple of garden-variety thugs.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Not so much character-driven as character-dragged--against its will.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Numbingly gory when it isn’t just plain numbing.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    There’s nothing wrong with All About Steve that a rewrite couldn’t fix, as long as the rewrite involved a different writer, a different character and a different story.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    This is “True Lies” without the striptease or the Arab-maiming.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The scenery's nice. But once you've said the scenery's nice, you're no longer talking about a movie worth talking about.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The poster’s the funniest thing about the project: Johnson, sporting a pair of fairy wings larger than his forearms, glaring at the camera.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    Certain scenes in When in Rome signify nothing less than the death of screen slapstick, but I’m hoping it’s one of those fake-out movie deaths where it’s not really dead, not forever.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The acting's not the problem, and it's a nice thing to find Moore playing a human-scaled human being, with a recognizable human touch. The material has a hint of it too. But only a hint.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    We have to take the sexual tension on faith, as with everything in this formulaic glob of a script.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    It may well be a hit, but me, I'm waiting for "Iron Man 2."
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    The film is perfectly mediocre, which is heartbreaking, not heartwarming.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
    A weak romantic comedy.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Michael Phillips
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