For 2,258 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1 point higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mick LaSalle's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Midnight Run
Lowest review score: 0 It Runs in the Family
Score distribution:
2,258 movie reviews
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Signal starts off as an alien version of "Blair Witch Project" and then drifts off into cold plotlessness. But for a while, a little while, it seems like it just might be interesting.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Gradually, FX2 ties itself into a knot it can't undo even with the most desperate of measures. Everything is left hanging, and by the end the plotting is so clumsy it's embarrassing. [10 May 1991, p.E3]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 56 Metascore
    • 12 Mick LaSalle
    The best thing in the movie is Peter MacNicol as Dana's boss at the museum, a slippery character with an incomprehensible accent. [16 Jun 1989, p. E1]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Take a wretched premise. Imagine the worst picture that could be made from it. Then imagine something even worse. That's Alien vs. Predator.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Four screenwriters are credited with this sloppy piece of work. Divide the embarrassment into quarters.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The most shocking thing about Harry and Max isn't the subject matter. The most shocking thing is just how tepid it is.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    How bad does it get? How far past the basement can one elevator go?
    • 67 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    In trouble from its first minutes.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    In stiff competition for the lamest thing ever put on celluloid.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    A graceless, embarrassing effort.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Only a complete idiot could think Epic Movie is remotely funny.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    No more than a minute into this, and it becomes obvious that the next 98 are going to be trouble.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    There's bad, there's awful and there's horrible, and then somewhere beyond that, in its own Kingdom of Lousy -- where all the milk curdles and the jokes aren't funny -- is License to Wed, the latest ghastly exercise starring Robin Williams.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Directed by Danny Boyle, it lacks even a single moment of charm or interest.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    As plain awful as Untraceable is, possibly the worst thing about it is that it pretends to mean something.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Aside from being vile and repellent, it's mainly dull - old-fashioned in its shock tactics and culminating in a ho-hum climax.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Inert, incompetent and emotionally fraudulent.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Despite its actors, its lush photography and its obvious seriousness of purpose, is as close to a form of torture as any film ever devised. I can't think of any individuals I dislike so much as to force them to see this picture.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    In slightly less than 1,000 years, the competition for worst film of the third millennium will be fierce. Yet the smart money may well be on the Korean art film Lies.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Movies don't get much worse.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The whole movie is like that: cute, dead and endless.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The race is on for worst film of the year honors. Among the top contenders: Men Cry Bullets.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    One of the downsides of living in a free society is that every so often someone like Myles Berkowitz gets hold of a camera.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The equivalent of a full-course meal with no calories. It is a mirage of a movie, 100 minutes of nothing.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Remarkably empty, remarkably noisy, remarkably pleasureless. It's unwatchable.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Doesn't work at all. Even the structure is off.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    That the movie becomes silly isn't necessarily a problem, but it also becomes tiresome, degenerating into a series of martial arts interludes -- everyone unaccountably leaves his guns at home.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Gerry is ragingly bad art that contributes to a definition of independent film as something no one would want to sit through.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It is possible to watch 90 minutes of this comedy without once cracking a smile. [12 Jan 1994]
    • San Francisco Chronicle
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Achingly long and pointless, "Runs" is a movie about family that's dishonest in its presentation of every relationship.

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