For 2,198 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mick LaSalle's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Flightplan
Lowest review score: 0 From Dusk Till Dawn
Score distribution:
2,198 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Despite its actors, its lush photography and its obvious seriousness of purpose, is as close to a form of torture as any film ever devised. I can't think of any individuals I dislike so much as to force them to see this picture.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    In slightly less than 1,000 years, the competition for worst film of the third millennium will be fierce. Yet the smart money may well be on the Korean art film Lies.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Duller than first version.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The whole movie is like that: cute, dead and endless.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Truly awful.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's a completely botched effort -- botched in its direction, its writing and editing.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It is possible to watch 90 minutes of this comedy without once cracking a smile. [12 Jan 1994]
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's a dishonest satire that manages to be (disingenuously) contemptuous of white people and (unintentionally) condescending toward black people, without ever being funny.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Gerry is ragingly bad art that contributes to a definition of independent film as something no one would want to sit through.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    That the movie becomes silly isn't necessarily a problem, but it also becomes tiresome, degenerating into a series of martial arts interludes -- everyone unaccountably leaves his guns at home.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Remarkably empty, remarkably noisy, remarkably pleasureless. It's unwatchable.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Achingly long and pointless, "Runs" is a movie about family that's dishonest in its presentation of every relationship.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    One of the downsides of living in a free society is that every so often someone like Myles Berkowitz gets hold of a camera.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Even camp status eludes this tepid and misguided picture.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The film is a failure in just about every way, save for its acting, which is adequate.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Movies don't get much worse.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    A sour story with a repellent lead character, deadly comic schtick and tin-eared direction to produce 90 minutes of sheer, plodding mirthlessness.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Desperately unfunny action comedy.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The equivalent of a full-course meal with no calories. It is a mirage of a movie, 100 minutes of nothing.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    An amazing film amazingly tasteless, tin-eared and awkward, but amazing all the same. Anyone with a predilection for bad movies might want to see it, if only in an inspecting-the-wreckage spirit, since because movies this misguided come but once or twice a year.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Proves that it's possible to make a movie so tasteless and so crude that audiences don't laugh. This is worthwhile information. It means there's a limit.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's so low it scrapes through the barrel and deep into the earth's core. It's the lowest piece of garbage to hit screens in months.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The most thoroughly joyless and inept film of the year, and one of the worst of the decade. We're talking about a disaster, and not of the fun "Showgirls" variety, either.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    If garbage could think, it would look down on 9 Dead Gay Guys as garbage.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Sommers film just lies there, weighted down by a complete lack of wit, artfulness and internal logic. So it's a disaster -- a big, loud, boring wreck.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Take a wretched premise. Imagine the worst picture that could be made from it. Then imagine something even worse. That's Alien vs. Predator.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Four screenwriters are credited with this sloppy piece of work. Divide the embarrassment into quarters.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The most shocking thing about Harry and Max isn't the subject matter. The most shocking thing is just how tepid it is.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez had their fun with From Dusk Till Dawn, and now they need to stay away from each other. For their own good. Forever.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    How bad does it get? How far past the basement can one elevator go?