Susan Wloszczyna

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For 493 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Little Women
Lowest review score: 0 Nine Lives
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 87 out of 493
493 movie reviews
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Arnie is Arnie. He has all the cute lines ("No problemo," "Hasta la vista, baby''). And he does more with a squint than anyone since Popeye. [3 July 1991, Life, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Cézanne et Moi is at its most intoxicating whenever it looks and acts like a landscape painted by its title 19th-century French artist.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Drop is just how I like my Tom Hardy – in nearly every scene.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The kind of quirky, character-driven comedy they don't make much anymore.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The best romantic comedies intoxicate like vintage champagne. Picture Perfect, on the other hand, is like a wine spritzer. Insubstantial and oversweet, it still refreshes as a midsummer brain cooler. [1 August 1997, p. 3D]
    • USA Today
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The pitch of the script, written by director Mark Herman, isn't perfect. But these earthy blokes are an engaging lot, the soot of the earth, with an admirably wry view of their bleak situations. [23May1997 Pg 03.D]
    • USA Today
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's also a nice cheekiness to the material written by Robert Towne ("Chinatown"), and the usual cool high-tech toys are deployed.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Yummy yet empty.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Think "Animal Farm" redone as Ant Farm. [2 October 1998, p. 11E]
    • USA Today
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    For anyone who adores Smith—which is pretty much everyone these days—they will have quite a satisfying ride with this crusty grand dame behind the wheel.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's a case of bad guys who want to use an invader for nefarious purposes - in this case, germ warfare - and good guys who want to save humanity. The formula is still potent, especially when stirred by director Wolfgang Petersen. [10 Mar 1995, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Wedding Plan feels less like “My Big Fat Jewish Nuptials” and more of a faith-based variation on a Disney princess fantasy. Instead of a fairy godmother, God himself will find her Mr. Right.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As entertainment, such dark material can only stretch so far, and Series 7 comes awfully close to being as numbing as the genre it mocks. But its power can't be denied.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The special effects are scream-worthy, the gore is minimal and the humor has a folksy zing to it. [19 Jan 1990, p.1D]
    • USA Today
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Girls Trip is the ladies-on-the-loose comedy that everyone needs right now, even if they don’t know it yet.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With each on-screen chapter, the poor girl from District 12 continues to fulfill her destiny as an inspiration and a rebel fighter. She is but one female, but she's the perfect antidote to the surplus of male superheroes out there.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director and co-writer So Yong Kim achieves a delicate, naturalistic tone both visually (many scenic outdoor settings involving rain, bodies of water or both) and melodically (a mostly soothing heart-fluttery soundtrack) that is underlined by handheld camera close-ups.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most filmmakers barely know how to capitalize on Dawson’s talents other than to fill up the screen with her goddess-like beauty. But Rock treats her single mom who boasts a checkered romantic past along with strong opinions as an equal sparring partner.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Needless to say, the shapely Aniston pulls it off without a hitch — even if she never actually appears without a stitch. If this gutsy performance leads to better opportunities—a remake of Demi Moore's ill-conceived "Striptease," perhaps — I might sleep better at night.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hello, My Name is Doris is like a beacon of beckoning human warmth just waiting to be cherished.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Engagingly offbeat. [4 December 1998, Life, p.13E]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Isn't always perfect. But it fills an empty spot in the hearts of girls of all ages who have been pining all summer for a movie like this.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is first and foremost Eastwood’s movie and if he wants to feature his incongruous tinkling piano-bar jazz on the soundtrack, that is his prerogative.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    (Craven) and his Scream dream team have done a frightfully good job of killing off and wrapping up the popular horror series.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A forlornly funny and emotionally bruising dramedy that rarely misses an opportunity to reveal humans as the flawed and occasionally awful beings that they are.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Yearning for an old-fashioned movie with a well-told, uplifting message? Music of the Heart is playing your song.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    His (Myers) affection for the era and its gaudy, bawdy movies inject this bit of fluff with giddy energy.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    With its cast of extremely likable performers, the perfect summer-in-the-city backdrop—in this case, New York — and a soundtrack stuffed with catchy, well-produced hits, Begin Again makes for easy-breezy entertainment.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Atypical teen drama about opposites attracting that often (and happily) confounds expectations.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A good Woody Allen flick is a thing of joy these days and, at times, Blue Jasmine is even a great one, close to being an equal to 2005's "Match Point."

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