Susan Wloszczyna
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For 344 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 39% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Toy Story 2
Lowest review score: 25 Saving Silverman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 60 out of 344
344 movie reviews
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ryder's commitment is impressive. If her movie only had her courage.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing really fun, scary or exceptionally gross occurs.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Where once Waters was brilliantly polluted, now he comes off diluted.
    • USA Today
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Mirren is about the only reason this slow-moving revenge tale tingles at all.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The conclusion is a sweet bit of frosting on an otherwise unremarkable confection.
    • USA Today
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A wisp of ghost story that promises insight but is strictly soft focus.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's instantly devoured and quickly forgotten.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Truth is, Affleck and Paltrow flunk Chemistry 101. They aren't believable even as a fake couple.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The story isn't a grabber.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This joyless coming-of-age travelogue is such a downer that not even breathtaking locales can provide a lift.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Seeing gawky Charlie Korsmo, one-time movie moppet, as a superbrain whose introduction to alcohol leads him to do a rip-roaring rendition of Guns N' Roses' Paradise City, is worth a smile or two. But even that can't save [the] film.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The ending stinks.
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The sad fact is Williams is at his best while trapped in Andrew's original sleek form. His performance is subtle, his reactions restrained. The more Robin is exposed, the more ham is served.
    • USA Today
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Reeks of the kind of atmosphere that makes you reach for the Lysol.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Proudly stupid, silly and gory.
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you drop the "c" in hockey you get a perfect description of Mystery, Alaska.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Basinger admirably invests her role with deep passion and looks splendid in her Kenya khakis, the true story she stars in is disappointingly tame and dramatically inert.
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nichols usually can lure A-list casts to even C-grade projects, and this is no exception.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    While the attractive cast is willing, the translation into '90s teen culture is weak -- like a clueless adult's notion of cool.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's some heavy-duty Oedipal stuff going on underneath all the running gags about Hooters restaurants. [25 June 1999, Life, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The only possible reasons to do this concept again is sheer laziness (it's easier to borrow an idea) and pure greed (it's cheaper to borrow an idea). [2 April 1999, Life, p.6E]
    • USA Today
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Spend 60 years in jail with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, and you'll understand why they call it the pokey. [16 April 1999, Life, p.5E]
    • USA Today
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A soulless spectacle.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Works best as a ponderous metaphor for life's uncertainties. As a lighthearted comedy, the force, alas, is not with it. [19 March 1999, Life, p.13E]
    • USA Today
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's so predictable, you can set your watch to when the bulimic will sneak away to the bathroom.
    • USA Today
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Young girls will enjoy Lohan's matchmaking antics. But nostalgia-craving oldsters should stick to fond memories of Hayley [Mills]'s heyday.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's not dumb-good. It's dumb-stupid.
    • USA Today
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Edited like the world's most expensive car ad. The screen opens and closes like a nervous accordion, and the action shifts speeds like crazy.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A cheap and easy amusement, one that's gone a little stale and never quite rises to the occasion.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Thomas' easygoing warmth helps to melt Stiles' icy veneer, and one of Dance's few pleasures is an extended musical segment where she tries to ape his homeboy posturings.