• Release Date: Jul 5, 2005
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  1. May 31, 2013
    5
    This game is so dumb. Its full of Bugs, crap AI, terrible scripting, etc, but because of that you can create some hilarious moments. But thats the only good thing. The Story and plot is simple, you're invited over the house of Grace and Trip but then you're wrapped up in their argument. Seems like a good idea, but you'll see how horribly that idea went wrong.
    Getting in is half the
    This game is so dumb. Its full of Bugs, crap AI, terrible scripting, etc, but because of that you can create some hilarious moments. But thats the only good thing. The Story and plot is simple, you're invited over the house of Grace and Trip but then you're wrapped up in their argument. Seems like a good idea, but you'll see how horribly that idea went wrong.
    Getting in is half the hassle. If you insult Trip, he closes the door on you. If you mention the fruit Melon, he closes the door on you. If you sometimes interrupt him, he closes the door on you. This would be OK if you didn't have to close the game, and then reopen it to play again.
    When you're in, you can't pause and AFK is suicide. Trip will just yell at you to talk, and if you don't speak quick enough then he throws you out. And if you do nothing throughout the whole game, he throws you in to throw you out.
    AI is horrible, if nobody is in the Kitchen then you go in there, they will throw you through the wall to throw you out. And there's a glitch that you can go on the balcony, and he will shove you through multiple doors there. How glitchy is that?
    And when on this "balcony", you have god powers, as you can walk into rooms that you can't gain access to inside, press the back of the elevator and then accidentally quit the game by doing so, etc.
    Speaking of glitches, there's tones of them. You can shove things up peoples faces, throw them through people, play tag with Trip, lock Trip out, be shoved through Grace, etc. Honestly, this is hilarious but if you think about it the Gameplay is HORRIBLE.
    Then theres sculptures you can look at, such as a Brass Bull, an 8-Ball, and guess what else? Give up? The most disturbing thing in Facade a Photo Realistic, Sex-Toy How can they get away with that in a family game.
    And even though its a family game, the dialogue when they're arguing is rude and vulgar. I would be OK with the swearing and stuff, IF IT WASN'T MEANT FOR ALL AGES. Seriously, I'm shocked there isn't a lawsuit against the developers.
    And the downloading time is ridiculous. Over an HOUR. Its about 100 minutes approximately to download this crap, and can you believe this took 5 years to make? 5 years to make this crap, 100 minutes to download, and look at the downloading time of great games like Team Fortress 2 and how long THAT took to make.
    Give Facade a miss.
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  2. Jun 10, 2014
    6
    Difícil describirlo como un videojuego pero como simulador tiene interés, lo primero porque es conversacional y lo segundo por la incomodidad que suscita la situación al usuario. Al ser gratuito es interesante echarle un ojo ya que es de los creadores de Babyz y Dogz y todos esos simuladores de seres virtuales.

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