Metascore
58 out of 100

Mixed or average reviews - based on 36 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 19 out of 36
  2. Negative: 0 out of 36
  1. Immensely likable, and allows Mr. Smith to fulfill his manifest destiny -- as an urbane comedian who is also, shades of Cary Grant, a romantic hero.
  2. 75
    Smith is an endearing, driving comedic force, one who makes the buoyant Hitch more enjoyable than it has any reason to be.
  3. Smith turns it on with co-star Eva Mendes in a manner that will have George Clooney taking notes.
  4. Like most great comedies, Hitch confects a sweetly appealing fantasy.
  5. The less in control Smith and his co- stars Eva Mendes and Kevin James appear, the better Hitch becomes, until it's rather delightful.
  6. Reviewed by: Mike Clark
    75
    For much of its length, the premise seems less wilted than you'd guess. This is because, for one thing, Mendes gives as good as she gets.
  7. 75
    Hitch is 2005's lone legitimate contender for a Valentine's Day movie date.
  8. 70
    Smith deserves a better romantic comedy than Hitch, but at least he somehow manages to improve the material around him.
  9. 70
    A slick new meta-romantic comedy selling a transparent yet strangely irresistible fantasy of upscale romance among the beautiful but guarded.
  10. 70
    While far from perfect, Hitch is a rare studio product that earns the goodwill it smugly demands.
  11. Romantic comedies have become so cannibalistic lately that Hitch stands out for what seem like major innovations by comparison.
  12. Sometimes big-time studio entertainment is done so well, you simply have to salute its corporate effectiveness.
  13. Reviewed by: Sean Daly
    70
    Hitch works best when it's a buddy comedy, with Smith and James having a blast as smooth Yoda and jiggly Jedi.
  14. But with all due respect to Smith, the movie--a performance piece with an unbelievable bare-bones plot--belongs to Kevin James.
  15. A date film with a hook for men.
  16. 63
    The premise is intriguing, and for a time it seems that the Date Doctor may indeed know things about women that most men in the movies are not allowed to know, but the third act goes on autopilot just when the Doctor should be in.
  17. Reviewed by: Ty Burr
    63
    James has the forward drive of a trash-compacted Ralph Kramden with some of Ed Norton's random gentility and, here at least, he has a knack for fine-tuned physical comedy that gets you laughing even when the script's not there.
  18. The movie's last two minutes, in which they all do goofy dances and have no dialogue or script to get in their way, is easily the highlight. It's the previous 113 minutes of plot that cause problems.
  19. Multiple lobotomies. That's the only way to explain what happens in the middle of Hitch, whose first hour sets up one of the brightest romantic comedies in months and whose second hour tears it down.
  20. Reviewed by: Angel Cohn
    60
    But when it's funny, it's truly funny and the featured couples all have an easy and believable chemistry.
  21. Reviewed by: Pete Vonder Haar
    60
    The movie slides into slapstick at times, but it never overpowers the story.
  22. An average romantic comedy put together with enough professionalism to keep your cynicism momentarily at bay, featuring good-looking actors who also, in this case, seem like pretty nice people.
  23. Reviewed by: David Ansen
    60
    Andy Tennant's flimsy but generally likeable comedy is tailor-made for Smith's cheerfully suave comic style, and the movie goes out of its way to avoid any hint of sleaziness.
  24. 58
    For all its flaws, Hitch largely comes off as a light romp.
  25. 50
    Will Smith has an easy charm, and this labored romantic farce works it hard. Too hard.
  26. The movie, like Hitch, tries to be cool, funny and sweet but falls on its face without generating any real sympathy, smarts or humor.
  27. Along with its try-anything-for-a-yuk screenplay, the worst thing about Hitch is its running time of almost two hours. Did the studio forget to edit this flimsy thing down?
  28. 50
    To enjoy this film, it helps to check your brain at the box office.
  29. Reviewed by: Aaron Hillis
    50
    As the phrase turns, it's better when things come off WITHOUT a hitch.
  30. 50
    Yet [Smith] can't keep the movie from stopping cold with another hour left to go.
  31. Will Smith, taking a break from summer sci-fi smashfests, certainly shows a gift for modulation. Far from coasting, he plays a world expert at romance by ratcheting his charm up and down in supple, exacting degrees.
  32. 50
    The film moves in fits and starts, and is way too long, but it may prove memorable, if only for the sweet, marvelously inventive performance of Kevin James.
  33. Buried somewhere in here, about 6 feet deep, is an intriguing premise.
  34. Reviewed by: Brian Lowry
    50
    Considerably heavier on romance than comedy, Hitch stitches together relatively few laughs but generates enough goodwill and energy.
  35. An unwieldy, excessively talky affair, unintentionally exhibiting all the clunky stops and starts and self-conscious ramblings of a particularly awkward first date.
  36. 40
    In the end, while both of these performers look great together, they really don't seem to belong together. And that's the biggest hitch in Hitch.
User Score

Generally favorable reviews- based on 88 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 35 out of 47
  2. Negative: 6 out of 47
  1. This movie tries so hard to be entertaining to a mainstream audience and ends up being cheesy and pandering rather than genuine or original. Hitch is mostly predictable and lacks much originality, relying on cheep laughs and one line crack jokes. Fans of Will Smith are suckers. Full Review »
  2. JaredC.
    7
    Hitch is an amiable if rote romantic comedy that maximizes the charms of its quartet of leads. Unfortunately, the film mines most of its narrative ore from the tiresome notion that modern-day males are complete idiots, as mystified by the female gender as a coyote is by the moon. Will Smith did a marvelous job as the “Date Doctor,” and Kevin James had a fit presentation as well. The film kind of started out a little uncomfortable but enlarged its principles of thrust into a hysterically humorous romance tale. The last two minutes was a little off and beyond, but still Hitch was an exceptional depiction. The film never quit, the actors stood on board the whole shebang, and the humor just never gave up. I rate Hitch a 7 for two reasons, one fact that made this film a descent is because of its discomforting moments that seemed a little self-conscious, but the basis why I enjoyed it is because of the unpredictability. So uncommon in movies, that’s why Hitch I recommend. I expected less, but turns out that Hitch is one of my preferred and second-rate romantic comedies of the decade. Absolutely worth a try, prepared to be obsessed. Full Review »
  3. JaredB.
    10
    First of all, I'll just say that, except for the truly awful "Wild, Wild West," I have absolutely loved everything Will Smith has been in. "Hitch" was no exception. This was a refreshing, funny and sweet film. Will was perfectly cast as the "Date Doctor." Watching Kevin James totally screw everything up with Allegra was absolutely gut-bustingly funny. Eva Mendes is delightful as the woman who finally tames Hitch. Altogether a terrific movie. Full Review »