- Studio: Universal Pictures
- Release Date: Feb 8, 2013
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30It’s just a movie, with a dramatic arc that’s supposed to make all that mean stuff drift away into the ether as friendship is born, but it’s that look that hangs around like a bad smell.
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30It would be easier to forgive Identity Thief its overfamiliar comic setups and shameless gag-recycling if the movie’s second half didn’t make such an abrupt about-face from soliciting our revulsion to begging for our pity.
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0Identity Thief reaches impressive heights of laziness and idiocy.
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0I squirmed in my seat throughout Identity Thief, a colossally unfunny and misguided comedy.
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25This feels a lot like some of the recent, unwatchable Adam Sandler offerings: boorish, unfunny comedy colliding with saccharine, quasi-dramatic filler.
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25An unsalvageable wreck.
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25Unfunny, predictable, and vulgar, it’s the generic equivalent of a Judd Apatow movie. As always, you get what you pay for.
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25Identity Thief is not only not funny. It's negative funny. It's short on laughs, but it will disturb and annoy.
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0Watch the trailer, if you must, but spare yourself the full experience: Identity Thief steals time.
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25McCarthy’s willingness to go to the mat notwithstanding, it’s viewers who are likely left feeling punched in the gut.
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25With long stretches (we're talking 20-30 minutes) without a single guffaw, Identity Thief is aggressively dull, and will joylessly steal two hours of your life that you will never get back.
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38Gordon is lost, and his style of shooting - telescopic close-ups, which never give us enough space to appreciate the performers - feels wrong for comedy.
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38Suffering through this felonious farce could only inspire a prison riot.
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25The deadly dull action-comedy Identity Thief is an infuriating waste of time, on all sides of camera and screen. I did not know I could yawn angrily. This movie somehow proved it possible.
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25Identity Thief is so bad it’s hard to believe it wasn’t directed by Judd Apatow or the Farrelly Brothers.