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8.7 out of 10

Universal acclaim- based on 22 Ratings

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  • Starring: Vinnie Jones
  • Summary: This British remake of 1974's "The Longest Yard" is set in a rough-and-tumble British prison, where murderers, thieves and assorted madmen are locked away. One inmate is about to lead them all in the ultimate battle of their degenerate lives -- but no one could have guessed it would be a soccer match! (Paramount Classics)… Expand

Critic Reviews

Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 25
  2. Mixed: 14 out of 25
  3. Negative: 5 out of 25
  1. Philadelphia Inquirer
    Reviewed by: Steven Rea
    88
    A likably energetic star vehicle for English sports god Vinnie Jones.
  2. Miami Herald
    Reviewed by: Rene Rodriguez
    50
    Disappointingly straightforward remake.
  3. The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
    Reviewed by: Rick Groen
    38
    Barely a chuckle in sight.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 12 out of 13
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 13
  3. Negative: 0 out of 13
  1. k.f.
    10
    Best film ever.
    • 0 of 1 users said yes
  2. [Anonymous]
    10
    Excellent movie the monk is a ledge.
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  3. MartinH.
    10
    Great movie! Action, Drama, and Comedy all in one package.
    • 0 of 0 users said yes

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