The first 2 prequels had something I could at least laugh at. Now, the tables have been turned. "Scary Movie 3" is what you call "A **** up sex-satirizing gross out movie". Nothing is funny or scary.

Yeah, okay the movie is aptly named. It's so freakin scary unbelievable that if you pay to see it, you won't believe it was even made. Disjointed from beginning to end and possibly the worst movie ever made. Now that is scary. Sucked big time. But if you don't believe me and still want to see, make sure you wear a paper bag over your head because the management at your local theater will be laughing at you coming out of the show? You want to die from embarrassment when you walk out. You have been warned.… Expand

I am sorry Anna Faris you are way too good for this awful franchise that can't seem to go back to form from the original. Scary movie 3 is silly, stupid humor with absolutely no heart at all which this franchise really, really needs dearly. I give this movie 16%.

There are only 3 types of people in the world who would hate this movie...soccer moms, ....., and people who like Michael Bay movies.

Sure it's dumb and goofy but the first scene with Pamela and Jenny got me laughing. I thought some of the jokes were stretched very thin. rent the DVD because the deleted scenes, outtakes and bloopers are funnier than the movie itself. Even one of the Making Of features is very funny. What is missing? The hilarious trailer I saw before its theatrical release.

The Michael Jackson cameo was the only funny thing in this movie. I can't believe I wasted 90 minutes of my life, and I liked the two previous Scary Movies.

Less foul-mouthed jokes and more original jokes make this film more appealing.

Yeah, okay the movie is aptly named. It's so freakin scary unbelievable that if you pay to see it, you won't believe it was even made. Disjointed from beginning to end and possibly the worst movie ever made. Now that is scary. Sucked big time. But if you don't believe me and still want to see, make sure you wear a paper bag over your head because the management at your local theater will be laughing at you coming out of the show? You want to die from embarrassment when you walk out. You have been warned.… Expand

Awful. The only funny parts were in the previews. PG-13 rating really takes the fun out of the movie.

I cant believe i actually went to see this movie. it was the worst. i wanted to hang myself, only there was no rope to do so. one of the worst parodies i have ever seen.

It's so funny because 4 thoses ppl who have seen the ring ect thy will no wot its about and scary movie 3 is takin tht and changin it so we just cant help but laugh.

Not as good as the first one, but a lot, and I mean, a lot better than the second!!!! Rent it for a good laugh, although some of the comedy is too much toilet humor.

(6.5) Scary Movie 3 delivers non-stop laughs and non-stop scenes that get so annoying.

No exaggeration, there are two jokes in this movie that utterly justify seeing it. Best gags ever, and unlike its predecessors it didn't crush humor with disgust.

This movie was hilarious. The only bad part is it didn't have the same people as the 1st and 2nd. if it did it would have been a 10.

This movie was **** compared to the first two. Only funny one was the black chick who always disses the white chick. she was in all three and she is THE BEST ACTRESS EVER!!! "I know you better get out of my FACE!"

Hilarious, brilliant, comedy classic.

I did not particularly like the first two as i thought the Wayans Brothers can't grasp this kind of comedy but when i found out that David Zucker would be taking over i was itrigued to see what he would do to make these movies funny, he bought in spoof acting veteran Leslie Nielson to play a brilliant and rather accurate president of the United States and spoof a bad movie, Signs, Charlie Sheen And Simon Rex were good additions to the cast as well as the two new black guys who are very funny.… Expand

The movie is fantastic, has no real plot, but the humor is spot on, never a dull moment.

This movie felt as if its running time was too long because the laughs were somewhat inconsistent. However, it definitely has its moments, and is good to go see with friends.

This movie was stupid, It lacked the "Wayans sense of humor" about it, and at times was just plain stupid. The Leading actress was terrible, they should have let the girl that had the fake seisure, and the fake burning hand be the leading actress... she was funny. Anyway, the plot was in shambles, and this movie didnt keep me laughing, at times I felt unentertained and disinterested.

Oh no! N#%%!@ this movie was damn good strait trippin. I can't baleav dos wayanzz brothaz aint in it tho. snap snap. Mad props to my best friend Katie "The zster" Patterson for makin dis an injoyabull experaunce. SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

The VERY few funny moments were incredibly funny, but not nearly enough to sustain the film through its second half.

Okay,well here's a starter.

It was funny.

This is a very funny movie but the only reason I'm giving it an 8 is because some of the stuff in the trailer wasn't in the movie. Charlie Sheen steals the movie but Anna Faris fights back with some funny lines. The Michael Jackson bit is stupid but I cracked up big time. The DVD will be released May 11, 2004 and I can't wait. The aliens in the movie are dumb because they look fake and cheap. It's people in a costume retards. Anyway, it's tight will laughter.… Expand

Dumb, cheap, fun.

I dont know, maybe i had a bad day when i saw this piece of crap. first of all it was on opening day and it was sold out. So me and some friends bought the tickets for about 8 o' clock. 10 dollars for that ticket. We went in and it was over flowed with kids...im a senior in H.S. i dont have anything wrong with kids but this was like Chuckee Cheese. the movie hardly...HARDLY made me laugh. I didnt find anything funny about it whatsoever. They tried so hard and it didnt even matter. The lost the R rating along with the Waynes Brothers which in my opinion made the first two Scary Movies (literally) and along with that the franchise. Congrats! you killed Scary Movie. This movie was crap...i hated every second of it, i actually felt like walking back and getting my 10 bucks so i could buy me something nice. Horrible. The only movie worst then this is Dumb and Dumberer..which is probably the worst movie i have ever seen.… Expand

The worst "comedy" I have seen since Zoolander. No laughs, just a few chuckles. Tired, rehashed Abrahams/Zucker jokes, people running into things and getting hit in the crotch. The loss of the Wayans writing was devastating. I can only recommend this to children, an adult mind that finds this amusing must have mental deficiencies.

Brandon was right on the nose with this one. A waste of two hour of my life I'll never get back.

I found this movie to be quite humorous. the filmmakers did their job in creating a cheesy-funny movie with crude humor accompanied by bad actors.

I thought this movie was funny. Almost every part was funny. I give this movie an A+.

I find this movie to be bad, but bad in a very special way. Elsewhere jokes about feuding rappers and bimbo sexpots are extremely tedious. But here they are very nearly virtues, relative to the rest of the material. Indeed, scenes between the hiphop stars and/or actors playing hiphop stars are quite funny. And so I give two points for that, and one for giving the aliens the second kitchen knife. But if this movie were not sold as a sequel, (I didn't see the first two) I can only assume that the pitch to the studio heads would have been: "Let's make a movie in which we beat up a little kid!" Because that is really the one unifying joke throughout the whole deal. Which is fine, I guess, if the kid doesn't mind seeing himself like that - just as the rappers didn't mind poking fun at their gangster images - it just gets old. Where the bottom really fell out for me was when they brought in the not-so-subtle reference to sexual abuse by Catholic priests and tried to make it funny, a la Daryl Hammond. If I were Catholic, I might take it in stride. But if I were a victim of such abuse? No. No thank you. I find no good way to laugh about that. And since this was apparently the cleanest of the three, I'm glad I avoided the others.… Expand

Scary Movie 3 was hilarious. I enjoyed it. Sure, there are few stupid parts in it, like when Cindy can't spell seven days. But it was extremely funny. Good, funny movie.

Uggh, this movie was terrible. There were some funny elements, but the scene where everyone laughed the most at was when the two guys were trying to bring the girl back to life and end up blowing her up. Also they made the movie look funnier than it really was in the commercials, which were funnier than the movie was.

This movie was hilarious!!!

I have seen all 3 Scary Movies....this was the one I got bored watching. Every joke is stupid and obvious. The first Scary Movie had wit behind the vulgarity...this is just mindless. The jokes are basically copied from first movie except here they are pulled off in a half-assed manner. All of the characters are now straight dumb. It also doesn't help that Charlie Sheen is in it.

I have seen all scary movie films and this one is defiently the worst. not saying i didn't like it just it ain't nowhere near as good as the first one.

Probably the best Scary Movie ever (followed directly by Scary Movie 1), it's full of funny moments, good laughts and crazy characters. Too bad, there are a few excessive scenes (like the one in the white house with the handicaps) that ruin the general atmosphere. WARNING: this is not a serious movie! Watch this only if you want to have some casual fun!

I think it's the best of all the Scary Movies.

Oh man was this movie funny! It was hillarious. But for the older, more mature people out there, this movie is definitely not for you. It has the humor that a teenager would love!

This was the funniest damn movie i have ever seen. i recommend it to anyone who is need of a sore gut. lol.

Bunifa: you are so funny. haha. I love you. This movie was ok. Except that Ja Rule was in it, and that little @#$%^ can go to hell along with Murder Inc. I have to say that I did like the second one better, just because of that butler guy (Take my strong hand!!) lol.

This was a great comedy, and i would definatly see it again!!! If you saw Scary Movie 1 or Scary Movie 2 you should surely see SCARY MOVIE 3!!! The only regret is that i wish i would`ve seen 8 Mile before i saw it !

Hilarious, some of the jokes miss but others are bang on, even things that would normally seem stupid are made into laugh riotes because of the fun atmosphere set in the first few scenes. Charlie Sheen is good as a leading character and even the non-spoof jokes are funny and sometimes better than the movie jokes. All in all i had a great time after the dissapointing scary movie 2. i will see this again before it leaves theatres and i certain that i will laugh again and again, not as much as seeing it for the first tme but remember... AGAIN AND AGAIN. i dont even like stupid comedies but Scary movie three had no sick jokes, it was creative and almost perfect. a good movie to watch with your teen because i asure all you adults it wont be as bad as you think. i was surprised it got a 48 review on metacritc (yellow background i.e. mixed reviews). A slap stick comedy spoof would usualy get in the mid twentys, kind of simalir to a horror flick. For a movie like Scary movie 3 to get a decent 48 is a lot better then it sounds, basically i would think a 48 for this would end up as a good 70 for anything else.… Expand

This movie was amazing. It was way better than the first, and of course better than the second. It is filled will straight up hilariousness and a huge cast of well known people

OMG This movie was hilarious! Funny from start to finish! Must see!! Much better than the first 2!

This whole movie was full of slapsticks...people juz kept on getting hit and it was supposedly hilarious...there were a few incredibly funny parts...but the rest juz seemed to be so "three stooges" like...i expected alot more...and it seemed to want to appeal to guys with the whole pamela anderson flashing her boobs thing...and the simon cowell scene was juz not funny to me...

Does anyone remember the movie The Stupids with Tom Arnold? This movie is worse than that, you'd have to be 10 years old to like it.

This movie is really funny if u liked 1 and 2 u have to watch it.

It is great!!! I liked when the wayans did the movie better but it is still a good movie.

Scary Movie 3 is hilarious. True, it is not the best comedy in the whole entire world, but it is better than lots of other movies!

Enough already, downright, plainold, STUPID. Ill give the ring joke in the begining to you, that's all!

This movie was so funny. From the michael jackson scene and the girl calling the girl that saw the tape to how the aliens pee and the nah i'm just screwin with ya was so funny. See it now.

It made me laugh. It's a comedy, and that's what it is supposed to do. There were stretches that were less sparkling, but it got funnier as the movie progressed. I probably didn't even get all the jokes, as I didn't see a lot of the movies that they lampooned this time around. I thought it was better that 2, but not as good as the first. On a related note, why we don't we see more of Anna Faris? She's very pretty and has an obvious flair for comedy. … Expand

OUTREIGOUSLY FUNNY!!! I only gave it 9 because of the not really logical things.

why deal with it? it beats the second movie in just one shot. so, its not that big of a deal. the funny material was terrific though.

The plot is nonsensical, the jokes offensive and over-the-top and the acting ridiculous...this is one of the best comedies ever written! I love the way that the Scary Movie franchise has to parody everything, however I raised my eyebrows when I saw the Michael Jackson-y scene.

With the third film in the Scary Movie franchise, David Zucker adds a certain level of competence to proceedings, the addition of Leslie Nielsen is always a positive, and Charlie Sheen playing Mel Gibson's character from Signs is a stroke of comedy genius. The film just about hits the good joke quota, and Anna Farris is still mildly amusing and gets the job done reprising her ditsy lead role. The best film parody is 8 Mile (which incorporates a certain egotistical British talent judge playing himself) which is a bit odd considering the film is a "Scary Movie". All the film spoofs are pretty well executed, probably slicker than they ever have been in this series, and in much of Zucker's own career, though it's a bit odd that so few of the parodies relate directly to the horror genre. The whole film still never quite comes together - some of the gags fall flat, and some of it is just plain embarrassing, and not in an intentionally hilarious way. While the vast majority of the jokes and parodies will at least raise a smile, Scary Movie 3's main achievement is unfortunately reminding you how good David Zucker used to be, but no longer is. His current work can still loosely be classed as comedy, so at least he's doing a bit better than his early writing partners, brother Jerry and Jim Abrahams, but David must still be pining for the good old days of Airplane!, Naked Gun and even BASEketball.… Expand

Scary Movie 3 starts to return some funny (and somewhat smart) humour back into the franchise, but it still manages to place in some terrible jokes within it as well. This sequel also manages to be much more entertaining than that awful first sequel, but it feels messy at times and the pacing is all over the place. Overall, it is an improvement over Scary Movie 2 and is entertaining at times, but the humour is still hit-and-miss.… Expand

All the scary movie's are pretty stupid but this one seem to have more of a cohesive story and the comedy will make you laugh so hard you might not stop laughing.

There is just too many funny moments to count. I loved it then, and it still has me laughing my butt off today. This was seriously pretty brilliant to come up with this.

Very well made movie. I expected less and I found lots of fun.

This film is a piece of crap. Worst sequel ever. I F**king Hate It.