Metascore
39

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 23 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 23
  2. Negative: 9 out of 23
  1. 75
    A cheerfully energetically and very vulgar comedy.
  2. Reviewed by: Robert Abele
    70
    The Goods motors along choking out enough lowbrow laughs to make for an agreeably nutty late summer ride.
  3. Reviewed by: Stan Hall
    67
    In many places it's genuinely, absurdly funny--crass, sleazy and morally questionable, yes, but still funny.
  4. Sloppy, grimy but quick on its feet, which puts it ahead of certain other (“The Hangover”) R-rated comedies (“The Hangover”) we’ve seen this summer (“The Hangover”).
  5. 60
    The movie doesn’t even try to break new ground–it’s shot entirely on location in familiar Ferrell-McKay territory.
  6. Ed Helms and Ving Rhames score laughs. But the breakout is "Step Brothers'" Kathryn Hahn as the tough (sales)girl who keeps up with the boys.
  7. Although Will Ferrell materializes for a goofball cameo, The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard lacks a key element that his "Talladega Nights" and "Anchor Man" both had - that is, somebody to like.
  8. Feels forgettable, even though, in the moment, it's often very funny.
  9. 50
    You put up the cash, the movie clunks.
  10. The script by Andy Stock and Rick Stempson (Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach) can, at times, be a nasty piece of work, and no amount of laughter will fully obscure the gag reflex that occasionally forms in the back of your throat.
  11. A comedy without a shred of obvious filmmaking and an endless stream of good, bad, sometimes terrible, often absurd jokes.
  12. The oh-so-out-there mentality earns some chuckles, but that, along with Piven's preening, gets very trying. A hard sell is still a hard sell.
  13. The escapades are tossed off and fall flat, all products of the business-as-usual template created by the film’s producers, Adam McKay and Will Ferrell.
  14. Reviewed by: Vadim Rizov
    40
    The few real laughs -- all two minutes’ worth -- come courtesy of Russ Meyer veteran Charles Napier as Dick Lewiston, the angriest macho male anachronism of the year.
  15. 38
    Jeremy Piven's infamous "sushi defense" for skipping out on a Broadway role is easier to swallow than his performance as a scuzzy auto liquidator who sees the light in The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard.
  16. 33
    About Piven: When did it go wrong? When did the caustic character actor guaranteed to liven up even the dullest movie turn into a walking black hole of smarm from which no joy can escape?
  17. Reviewed by: Brian Lowry
    30
    The movie simply doesn't deliver -- living hard, selling hard and, before it's over, finally dying hard.
  18. 30
    Sloppy compendium of filthy jokes and lowbrow sight gags.
  19. 25
    How can a movie as overstuffed with funny people as The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard be so listless and leaden?
  20. Reviewed by: Staff (Not credited)
    25
    If you are a fan of brainless comedy that willed with bits that seque magically into some semblance of a plot…then The Goods is for you.
  21. A raunchy, fast-paced comedy that, nevertheless, is as flat as the tires on the old Volvo gathering dust in my garage.
  22. Reviewed by: Nev Pierce
    20
    Sometimes this kind of comedy just goes too far into rubbishness to make it back.
User Score
5.6

Mixed or average reviews- based on 48 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 8 out of 20
  2. Negative: 10 out of 20
  1. May 20, 2013
    1
    Don Ready does have potential. He does see that his life is devoid of love and meaning. He does see that things in his world must change. And he even tries to make those changes. But his changes are 180 degrees away from what would truly help him. And that's really what makes The Goods tragic. Not in a Shakespearian sense by any means, but in an irreverent, dumbed-down, 21st century Hollywood sense. Full Review »
  2. Nov 28, 2012
    5
    A few spare moments elevate this comedy into "at least remotely memorable" territory.
  3. Jun 23, 2012
    3
    I'm a huge fan of both Piven (Entourage) and Jeong (The Hangover), but "The Goods" were as bad as Employee of the Month or any movie that stars Dane Cook on it. They made an appearance on WWE Monday Night RAW to promote the movie. Unfortunately, they met a friendly John Cena and they'd payed the price. That's because they're were the worst guest hosts in RAW 's almost-20-year-old history. After the film was released in August 2009, the film was a flop at the box office. So I suggest they can't make an appearance on the 1000th episode of RAW next month. Full Review »