Metascore
7

Overwhelming dislike - based on 18 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 18
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 18
  3. Negative: 18 out of 18
  1. The Farrelly brothers could burp out a movie funnier than The Hottie & the Nottie, a farce of corrupt stereotypes that's never more grotesque than when it pretends to be more than skin-deep.
  2. Ultimately best suited for the confines of late-night cable.
  3. Like Nate, we are mere Notties. And we are supposed to feel oh-so privileged for getting to watch Paris through the glass.
  4. You've got to admire Hilton's complete conviction in herself as the center of all that is beautiful and good. And maybe such unwavering self-regard is actually kind of hot. Or not.
  5. 25
    Great actors make the craft look easy. In the Paris Hilton comedy The Hottie and the Nottie, acting looks very, very difficult.
  6. Though Hilton may be a model, if her work in Hottie is any indication, she is no actress.
  7. Reviewed by: Ty Burr
    25
    You've seen dozens of movies like this on cable in the wee hours.
  8. Reviewed by: Tony Horkins
    20
    Ugly in more ways than one.
  9. 12
    That generous half star rating I tacked onto this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. Come on, it takes guts (or gross dim-wittedness) to appear on screen again after "House of Wax."
  10. Reviewed by: Jessica Reaves
    12
    Verdict: not so hot
  11. 12
    A cinematic excursion so horrific that it's an insult to bad movies to call it a bad movie.
  12. 0
    The most astounding thing about this abysmal comedy -- aside from the fact the studio actually allowed critics within a mile of it -- is that it's so ghastly it is beneath even the meager dignity of Paris Hilton.
  13. 0
    Preposterous, disingenuous, remarkably unfunny and genuinely distasteful.
  14. Reviewed by: Nathan Lee
    0
    Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny.
  15. Reviewed by: Sam Adams
    0
    It's not like Paris Hilton to rise above her material, but The Hottie and the Nottie sinks so low that all she has to do is stand upright.
  16. Custom designed for its smirking star (who is also an executive producer), this tasteless train wreck asks only that she preen and prance on cue.
  17. Reviewed by: Dennis Harvey
    0
    Paris Hilton has already ushered a remarkable three features into the Internet Movie Database's "Bottom 100." The Hottie and the Nottie will make it an even four.
  18. 0
    How is Paris Hilton in her first starring role to receive a national release? Pretty bad, actually. She's limited to a single, all-too-familiar expression of smug self-satisfaction, and she delivers her lines in a tone somewhere between "seductive" and "dish-soap commercial."
User Score
2.4

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 108 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 8 out of 33
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 33
  3. Negative: 25 out of 33
  1. Dec 22, 2010
    1
    This film easily fits into the "worst of all times" category... ah. It was almost painful to watch. You know the feeling when a film is so badThis film easily fits into the "worst of all times" category... ah. It was almost painful to watch. You know the feeling when a film is so bad that you cannot even laugh at it anymore? It is so horrid that it is not even funny, just straight-out horrible? Well, that is "The Hottie & the Nottie". And that's just the storyline. Paris Hilton - my oh my. Such a pretentious person I have never seen on screen.. and such atrocious (lack of) acting skills!!! Horrible. Full Review »
  2. JohnF
    Jun 28, 2008
    10
    A cinematic masterpiece. This easily trumps mediocre works such as Schindlers List and The Godfather. This deserves every oscar, grammy and A cinematic masterpiece. This easily trumps mediocre works such as Schindlers List and The Godfather. This deserves every oscar, grammy and Tony award on how stellar it is. Paris Hilton emerges as the greatest actress since Madonna. I dont get all the bad reviews. Full Review »
  3. May 27, 2014
    0
    The WORST movie of all time. I saw this at a friend's house, and the best part of the movie was the bowl of peanut butter ice cream IThe WORST movie of all time. I saw this at a friend's house, and the best part of the movie was the bowl of peanut butter ice cream I accidentally ate. And I'm allergic to peanuts. Full Review »