Metascore
8

Overwhelming dislike - based on 10 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 10
  2. Negative: 9 out of 10
  1. Reviewed by: Drew Toal
    40
    Provides more groans than laughs.
  2. Reviewed by: Aaron Hillis
    30
    With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
  3. Reviewed by: Dennis Harvey
    30
    Fangs aside, it sticks with the same basic menu of T&A and lowbrow humor.
  4. The lame gags, ineptly staged, don't produce anything in the way of genuine laughs, though there is the occasional funny line.
  5. Reviewed by: Mike Hale
    20
    Transylmania, a vampire-hunter, college road trip sex comedy, has a problem: someone has drained all the laughs out of it.
  6. Reviewed by: Tom Russo
    12
    Lowbrow vampire spoof.
  7. Reviewed by: Robert Abele
    10
    Although the inept filmmaking and tiresome gags give the air of coming from one truly bored misogynist, it took two screenwriters (Patrick Casey, Worm Miller) and two directors (David & Scott Hillenbrand) to create this stake through the heart of film comedy.
  8. Reviewed by: Adam Markovitz
    0
    It's tempting to say ''avoid at all costs,'' but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us better appreciate the comparatively brainy merits of works like "Eurotrip," "Freddy Got Fingered," and the modern-day plague of movies with titles ending in "Movie."
  9. Reviewed by: Cliff Doerksen
    0
    The current vogue for all things vampiric is ripe for a satirical drubbing, but this repulsive comedy is part of the problem, not the solution.
  10. Reviewed by: Steven Hyden
    0
    Transylmania is so inept that it even fails as an adolescent breast-delivery device.

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