Transylmania
Metascore
8 out of 100

Overwhelming dislike - based on 10 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 10
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 10
  3. Negative: 9 out of 10
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  1. Time Out New York
    Reviewed by: Drew Toal
    40
    Provides more groans than laughs.
  2. L.A. Weekly
    Reviewed by: Aaron Hillis
    30
    With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
  3. Variety
    Reviewed by: Dennis Harvey
    30
    Fangs aside, it sticks with the same basic menu of T&A and lowbrow humor.
  4. The Hollywood Reporter
    Reviewed by: Frank Scheck
    20
    The lame gags, ineptly staged, don't produce anything in the way of genuine laughs, though there is the occasional funny line.
  5. The New York Times
    Reviewed by: Mike Hale
    20
    Transylmania, a vampire-hunter, college road trip sex comedy, has a problem: someone has drained all the laughs out of it.
  6. Boston Globe
    Reviewed by: Tom Russo
    12
    Lowbrow vampire spoof.
  7. Los Angeles Times
    Reviewed by: Robert Abele
    10
    Although the inept filmmaking and tiresome gags give the air of coming from one truly bored misogynist, it took two screenwriters (Patrick Casey, Worm Miller) and two directors (David & Scott Hillenbrand) to create this stake through the heart of film comedy.
  8. Entertainment Weekly
    Reviewed by: Adam Markovitz
    0
    It's tempting to say ''avoid at all costs,'' but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us better appreciate the comparatively brainy merits of works like "Eurotrip," "Freddy Got Fingered," and the modern-day plague of movies with titles ending in "Movie."
  9. Chicago Reader
    Reviewed by: Cliff Doerksen
    0
    The current vogue for all things vampiric is ripe for a satirical drubbing, but this repulsive comedy is part of the problem, not the solution.
  10. The A.V. Club
    Reviewed by: Steven Hyden
    0
    Transylmania is so inept that it even fails as an adolescent breast-delivery device.

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User Score
3.3 out of 10

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 33 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 7
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 7
  3. Negative: 4 out of 7
  1. VincentG.
    10
    Saw it and loved it, I don't get this most of these reviews seem to attack the film, it's Funny! better than most spoofs I've seen,. are all these reviewers dried out, brain dead, Yeah it's funny to try and get laid when your surrounded by vampires, maybe some of the reviewers wives are boring old Skaggs who don't know what it's like to get laid and have a good time,. All the reviewers seem to be jaded by sex with laughs Most Kevin Smith movies flopped but this one has heart good music and is funny. GO see this movie it's funny!… Full Review »
  2. ChrisS.
    0
    If you want to see this abomination of a movie, then get a group of random people, dress them up as vampires and have them do stupid and childish things like crotch kicks, farting, and run someone over with a car because that's basically what this movie is like.… Full Review »
  3. KevinS.
    9
    Go in with low expectations and I think you'll be surprised by how funny this movie is. Not a masterpiece by any means but features a couple of laugh out loud scenes and a great "twist" ending. … Full Review »
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