This "directors' cut" version turns a bad game into a horrible one, thanks to an uncomfortable control system and bad framerates.

A pale shadow of a flawed but fun game. If the designers do not have more in them than this, the Jagged Alliance series should end here.

All flash and no substance, Gunbird 2 is too hard, too short and too boring to even bother looking at.

We see poop in the palm....The 3D third-person shooter offers a visceral thrill that's part unprotected skin in operating blender and part tongue in the gears of life's cruel machinery, a series of unforgivable blemishes damns this beast straight to hell.

The control is a travesty that could've been resolved with either proper joystick implementation or configurable controls. Shame on Konami.

Two-player mode, as well as some nice VMU games, and even a rather uninspired 3D "fighting" game option make Revenge a great rental, but there's just not enough meat (living or otherwise) to warrant shelling out $40 at ye local videogame store.

The son of Zeus should not be dropped into the most generic and bland series of environments that make the hellish pit of New Jersey seem as diverse as the Amazon rain forest.

I'd like to know who decided to make a realtime strategy game, where some of the missions could last a solid 45 minutes to an hour, without the option to save the game.

This horrible travesty might cheat a couple of otherwise unsuspecting parents, who meant to buy Madden, out of their hard-earned money with a game that even a chimpanzee with a transplanted goldfish brain could see was unfinished.

What might be a somewhat amusing game is hampered by slack-jawed level design, ...boring four-dimensional humans and frame rates that a less charitable reviewer might describe as craptastic.

It's extremely frustrating to blow a lead after coughing up runs because of this dreadful defense, and certainly the most damning part of the whole error-laden farce.

The graphics are just plain ugly, the gameplay is utterly monotonous, and the whole affair has the freshness of sun-dried milk.

If you haven't figured it out by now, we'll spell it out for you: Even at $20, this game is not worth your cash.

A poor excuse for a videogame and an even poorer excuse for pornography.

Consider, if you will, a racing game in which it's not even necessary to touch the control stick while driving in order to finish a race.

Dull and uninteresting to play.

It loses any notion of fun after 10 minutes.

Players scroll through the alphabet using the controller arrows, then hit X to enter each letter. It's excruciatingly slow.

We were so afraid that this radioctive unfun would contaminate the other games on our shelf that we threw it away in a lead box.

Of little interest to any gamer -- hardcore, half-dead or otherwise.

Rulz is an ass sandwich. We took a bite so you don't have to.

Not good to look at, or to listen to. But more importantly, it's not fun to play. DUD.

A vile mess of the highest order, Army Men should be avoided by all but the most hardy of gaming masochists.

Some fun can be extracted from the deep bowels of Blues Brothers 2000, but the lack of innovation, short game length, disgusting camera control and uninspiring license lead to a game not even deserving of a rental.

This game is just terrible. Terrible, terrible crap... Absolutely worthless.

Although this game does have a couple of decent aspects, such as the eerie music and the story, these two major problems create so much frustration that players will probably quit after only a half-hour of play.

Avoid this one at all costs, and if your child begs for it after seeing it on store shelves, spare them unending agony by only renting it -- and then only as punishment for misbehaving.

This game needs better planning, design and execution. Better luck next time!