Film Threat's Scores

  • Movies
For 2,421 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 District 9
Lowest review score: 0 Cry_Wolf
Score distribution:
2421 movie reviews
  1. This masterpiece started out at around three stars, but after the credits, it just got sillier and more lurid.
  2. Down With Love has little to offer besides hip sixties references better films have already made and made infinitely more hip.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The able cast can't swim through the muck.
  3. Aside from the pesky problems of tone and lazy writing, the whole move is a little choppy.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    It's too mediocre (and PG-13) to be classified as a horror film, too inane to be taken seriously and too uninteresting to be bothered with.
  4. I haven't seen such meaningful insight into the nature of human cooperation since this morning's "Sesame Street."
  5. An astonishing mess.
  6. This one deserves to go back in the refrigerator – preferably to the very back of the refrigerator!
  7. Nothing sums up Bones better than its parting shot, in which maggots are projectile vomited directly toward the audience. How so very appropriate.
  8. At 100 minutes in running time, Dallas 362 can be called "The Amateur Hour-and-40-Minutes."
  9. A painfully awful film.
  10. An abysmal failure.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The shallowest "serious" film to be reeling this year.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Hollywood is definitely at its worst here and not the type of Hollywood which would dare to greenlight this; just Hollywood being portrayed on film.
  11. Incredibly dull.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    It's just a murky, dark mess where no one wins. Especially those of us watching it. Simply put: Darkness fails. It's about as chilling as an unplugged refrigerator.
  12. The production values on Dirty are so painfully amateurish that it is often hard to determine what is happening. The cinematography is murky and shaky, the editing is dull and clumsy, and the sound recording isn't exactly pristine. Not that any of this matters when you have a script where every third word is scatological.
  13. There's no excuse to come within a hundred feet of a screen playing this monstrosity of a movie.
  14. It's an inferior remake (of a movie that wasn't that great to begin with), it's poorly acted, and it's yet another in an unending string of PG-13 "horror" movies that do nothing to build even the most rudimentary sense of real dread.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Audiences should demand this film be buried never to see the light of day again.
  15. At worst, it’s an insult even to the intelligence of 12-year olds.
  16. The original movie One Missed Call is based on was pretty tame, at least by Miike standards. And since it appears studios have no intention of halting this flood of abysmal rehashes, allow me to suggest that they at least have the stones not to pussyfoot around and give us a remake worthy of Hollywood, of America, and of an audience that lacks the willpower to stop buying tickets to half-assed crap.
  17. The biggest loser in all of this is Chan, whose legacy over here won’t be his 20+ years as a martial arts pioneer, but rather his playing straight man to the likes of Tucker and Owen Wilson.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Little Man is putrid.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The story is so ridiculously obvious it's not even remotely enjoyable.
  18. The real "disturbance" in Domestic Disturbance is not in the home, but in the careers of all involved.
  19. I humbly submit that Cedric the Entertainer be required to give up the "Entertainer" portion of his nom de plume until he actually starts entertaining us.
  20. Just one of those films, a bottomless well of snark fodder that may come and go in theatres but will surely be spun innumerable times on DVD at parties in the years to come.
  21. The characters’ actions here are goofy, immature, unsettling and at times downright silly.

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