Film Threat's Scores

  • Movies
For 2,410 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Taxidermia
Lowest review score: 0 Delta Farce
Score distribution:
2,410 movie reviews
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Nothing but a perfect waste of a Friday night. Or a Tuesday night. Or any night of the week for that matter.
  1. Crikey, what a croc o’ shit! But hey, at least the title of this film lets you know exactly where it's heading. So as painful as this movie is to watch, if you willingly buy a ticket, you’re only doing it to yourself.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Even with a look at many of these people's relationship problems, there's nothing remotely interesting to listen to when they talk. In this case, it's the fault of the script, which doesn't provide much of anything interesting to keep it going for as long as it does.
  2. I'm sure the filmmaker would disagree, but, honestly, I don't see the point. It's a visual Rorschach test and I must have failed.
  3. Such garbage that taking a shower at the Bates Motel is a more appealing alternative.
  4. Turistas fails in almost every way a movie like this can.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Sadly, the death scenes are so unimaginative and the gore is so minimal that you might miss it if you blink.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Tedious, derivative exercise, stolen from a dozen or so horror/action films.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The falling blade is the only element not missing the mark in this film. I wanted to call for the beheading after Act One, and spare the audience instead.
  5. About as much fun as a grouchy ayatollah in a cold mosque.
  6. This tired old pile of garbage will hopefully be chased out of town soon.
  7. Eragon is laughably bad, mind-bogglingly derivative, and easily one of the worst movies of the year.
  8. This is a movie that should have a medical warning in its trailer. Caution: viewing may be hazardous to your filmgoing fun; side effects can include drowsiness, irritation and difficulty swallowing.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Just plain bad.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Another disastrous comedy aimed at second-graders and anyone else who thinks farts are still funny.
  9. It certainly didn't take long for Madonna to ruin husband Guy Ritchie's career.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    I had just sat through a comedy that wasn't funny, a drama that wasn't touching and, all told, a mess of a story told by actors making some of either the laziest or most daring of choices, depending on your perspective. Sometimes both.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    If only von Trier could work beyond the poster art concept. Antichrist stubbornly fails as a gothic nightmare and meanders as a misanthropic two-character drama.
  10. Such a hopeless mess that there's no fun in tossing insults at its endless shortcomings.
  11. This masterpiece started out at around three stars, but after the credits, it just got sillier and more lurid.
  12. Down With Love has little to offer besides hip sixties references better films have already made and made infinitely more hip.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The able cast can't swim through the muck.
  13. Aside from the pesky problems of tone and lazy writing, the whole move is a little choppy.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    It's too mediocre (and PG-13) to be classified as a horror film, too inane to be taken seriously and too uninteresting to be bothered with.
  14. I haven't seen such meaningful insight into the nature of human cooperation since this morning's "Sesame Street."
  15. An astonishing mess.
  16. This one deserves to go back in the refrigerator – preferably to the very back of the refrigerator!
  17. Nothing sums up Bones better than its parting shot, in which maggots are projectile vomited directly toward the audience. How so very appropriate.
  18. At 100 minutes in running time, Dallas 362 can be called "The Amateur Hour-and-40-Minutes."
  19. A painfully awful film.

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