It's basically an 8-bit knock-off of Wipeout, without all the fun destructive bits like mines or rockets. [June 2010, p.113]

Relegation fodder. [Aug 2010, p.117]

If the tracking listing consisted of Lady Gaga and Crystal Castles, twiddling a little arrow around and hitting the face buttons might be more satisfying. [Sept 2010, p.117]

One of the worst lightgun titles ever. [Christmas 2010]

There's some mild appeal. [Christmas 2010]

Ugly and outdated. [Christmas 2010]

Play time is kept to a minimum, with most of the development effort put into designing reams of menus for you to navigate...ensuring that you never start to have actual fun. [Issue#51, p.118]

The odd firefight generates some excitement, but this is all too rare considering that you're piloting a 30ft tall walking tank of death. [Issue#51, p.111]

Useless like a paper hammer. [Feb 2011, p.113]

A couple hours in, and you're starting to feel pretty stupid yourself! [Jan 2011, p.118]

You're either on rails with almost no control, or doing random tricks that feel totally disconnected from the peripheral itself. [Jan 2011, p.121]

Feeble mimic. [Spring 2011, p.108]

Bland weapons and generic enemies. [Spring 2011, p.111]

Random turn-based combat and impenetrable inventory. [Spring 2011, p.116]

Mixed up and odd, like a platypus in a petting zoo. [Spring 2011, p.116]

An exercise in tedium. [Spring 2011, p.117]

An incoherent mix of unattractive art styles and an absurd plot. [Apr 2011, p.114]

Storm's thunderthighs remain strangely alluring though. [Apr 2011, p.118]

Never has mass slaughter felt so pedestrian. [May 2011, p.103]

It's a solid enough bit of brain training, but there's nothing new here, nor anything more fun than a face full of yellow snow. [May 2011, p.113]

Just mildly incomprehensible. [May 2011, p.118]

Everything works and it will kill a few hours, but only in a rubber-necking, see-where-it-goes kind of way. [July 2011, p.103]

There aren't any highs as such, just moments of not sucking. [Aug 2011, p.108]

Was it necessary to also make it so ugly? [Aug 2011, p.110]

A ham-fisted cover shooter with sloppy controls and dully weaponry (read: spells). [Sept 2011, p.116]

Little more than an unfortunate blip on the gaming radar. [Sept 2011, p.116]

Like olden days Command & Conquer. Only minus the combat, the war, and the fun. [Sept 2011, p.116]

By no means a disaster, but it captures none of the majestic, mechaphiliac idiocy of the movies. [Sept 2011, p.117]