Spank!'s Scores

  • Games
For 143 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1 point lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 72
Highest review score: 100 ISS Pro Evolution
Lowest review score: 4 WWF Royal Rumble
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 77 out of 143
  2. Negative: 10 out of 143
143 game reviews
    • 88 Metascore
    • 88 Critic Score
    If you're going to buy one role playing game this year then this has to be it.
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    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Critic Score
    The game oozes quality like a sponge saturated with some extremely viscous liquid, but it fails on the grounds of lack of innovation and occasional lapses into cliched role-playing game territory.
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    • 90 Metascore
    • 88 Critic Score
    I love this game, and want to have its children.
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    • 83 Metascore
    • 87 Critic Score
    The overall experience could have been that much more rewarding had more attention been paid to the design.
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    • 89 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Everything that the original should have been.
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    • 92 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    This is either a kind of gaming nirvana, or it's just a very clever piece of code that masks what is essentially a conservative and ultimately limited game.
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    • 93 Metascore
    • 84 Critic Score
    A brilliant game in it's own right but doesn't move on enough from the original to justify a bigger score.
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    • 68 Metascore
    • 84 Critic Score
    A great RTS game with several nice wrinkles to distinguish it from the general morass that has become the norm recently.
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    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Removes some of the frustrations of the original game with the 5 extra careers paths, 120 new objects, 50 controllable families and addition of the genie and chemistry set.
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    • 77 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    It's still a decent blast in it's own right, just that it had potential to really excel and be top of it's class so it's a tad disappointing to see it falling short of that.
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    • 74 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    If you're an RPG fan you'll enjoy it; just bear in mind you'll need to go online to best experience it.
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    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's kind of brilliant - but it's also a bit of an underachiever, considering what could have been.
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    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    AI flaws and a manual that takes rather a lot for granted make getting started a bit tedious, but when you do it's a great simulation that offers a whole lot more than the standard flight sim and a massive challenge to boot.
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    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    I really, really enjoyed Gunman Chronicles, but the game is not without its weaknesses - though the graphics can be excellent, there are also some very amateurish textures present, as well as glitches that really should have been worked on.
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    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Oni
    Rock solid, all-action gameplay but misses out on a higher mark due to a few noticeable flaws.
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    • 92 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Due to the initial difficulty and a slight repetitiveness on part of the gameplay, it will make you wonder what the fuss is about, but once you do get in and begin to understand the level of customisation the game allows, it'll have you hooked.
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    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    There are more than enough game variants here to keep you happy, playable in a convoy of fully customisable off-road vehicles and across some really detailed and expansive terrain. Check it out, it's the ultimate backseat drive.
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    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    This isn't some crappy product, rather, it's an extremely detailed, in depth shooter cum thinker that simply won't appeal to the pure arcade fan.
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    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Oni
    Unlike many of today's action-girl heroes Konoko isn't all about big boobs and tight butt-cheeks. In contrast to a certain someone she spends the game firmly ensconced in kevlar body armour and combat fatigues.
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    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    This is definitely a game for baseball fans.
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    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Everything you could hope for in a Quake game is present and correct, with two glaring exceptions - mouse/keyboard control, and on-line play.
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    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Americans + Frenchmen - Nazis = Fun
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    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    What is does deliver are moments of pure fun and exhilaration, and I commend it for not trying to be anything other than a pure blast and destruction on a huge scale which is what most of us want to see.
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    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    The action is fast and exciting, the breasts still jiggle and the scene interaction could actually see you saying the word "wow!"
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    • 93 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    SSX
    A big, big game with plenty to offer and - I can't emphasize this enough - lots of challenge - but it can be frustrating. Persevere with it, though, and you'll get a lot out of this.
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    • 89 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Same old gameplay which wrestling fans will lap up. There are enough new features in here to justify purchasing WWF No Mercy even if you already have "Wrestlemania 2000."
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    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    An excellent homage to "GoldenEye" -- it doesn't really have anything in the way of new ideas but in some ways it's a more enjoyable single player game than "Perfect Dark."
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    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    While the lack of a light gun will disappoint some, and gamers looking for depth are barking up the wrong tree, Silent Scope offers some of the most stupidly pleasurable shooting action to be found on PS2 (or anywhere).
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    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Overall this game totally rocks. I loved it.
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    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A bold breath of fresh air. It delivers an unrivalled single player experience and providing you have the hardware, delivers a stunningly realised world to explore. The only weak point is the combat system.
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