For 2,131 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mick LaSalle's Scores

  • Movies
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 The Past
Lowest review score: 0 Reign of Fire
Score distribution:
2,131 movie reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Here's a tiresome feature that could be made into a wonderful 20-minute film -- or, with a few adjustments, into two or three 10-minute shorts.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A disgrace to the talents of Robert De Niro and Eddie Murphy, but it's not enough just to say that. It's also a disgrace to the talents of Rene Russo and whoever drove the coffee truck to the set every day.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    What's completely baffling is that everyone in the film thinks Nomi is one heck of a dancer, even though her one move -- throwing her arms out stiffly -- is straight out of "Dr. Strangelove."
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is strictly formula stuff, made worse by an utterly careless depiction of the characters.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A wretched comedy about middle-aged romance.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Super- violent, super-serious and super-stupid.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Numbing and inert.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The strain and desperation are apparent from the first scene.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This seemingly good idea results in disaster. Allen has no insight into the current generation of young people, and his film is just a jumbled rehash of themes and motifs that he's explored elsewhere.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Heartfelt but interminable movie.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It boggles the mind that after six years of silence, all Tarantino has to offer is this garbage.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's no point complaining that Honey is a tired reworking of an old formula, because it's intended for a young audience that doesn't know the formula.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A long-winded indulgence in tear-and-a-smile whimsy, elevated above the merely irritating and saccharine by compelling art direction.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A dull film with unsympathetic characters brought together by a gimmicky premise that's handled with no imagination and a pristine fraudulence of emotion. Aside from that, it's great.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A dreadful exercise, with a script full of contradictions and empty gestures and a leading lady who's such a novice it hurts to watch her.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Not surprisingly, only Samuel L. Jackson seems fully to understand that he's in a bad movie, and he makes a virtue of it, using it as an excuse to hang loose, overact and ride the scenes for wherever they might go.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    One could criticize A Night at the Roxbury for being a comedy that provides not a single laugh. That would be too easy.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    So desperate and silly that here and there, it's a lot of fun.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is an embarrassing film. It's a sex comedy that sets itself up as a satire of middle-class mores, except there's no truth behind any of its observations. LaBute tries to be shocking and manages only to be shockingly puerile -- tasteless in a high-school-boyish sort of way.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    One of those comedies in which almost everything good about it is extraneous. There are funny lines and quirky bits, but in terms of story and character, the movie is empty and pointless.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The overall premise, involving mental illness and suicide, isn't all that funny, at least not in practice, and the picture begins to seem labored and long.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film is neither fish nor fowl nor some arresting new entity, but a lumpish coagulation of conflicting impulses and unrealized gestures.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In Godsend, we have the spectacle of three good actors tied to the mast of a sinking premise.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Flat and uninspired.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Floats is corny and false, with a script by Steven Rogers that's almost 100 percent artificial sweetener.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Just about everything in The Chronicles of Riddick is impenetrable, from the convoluted story to the dark and baroque art direction. It's an inane film rendered sometimes laughable by an atmosphere of dead-serious reverence.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Aspires to the breezy esprit of a Richard Lester comedy from the '60s, but it's a deadly, leaden affair.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Showcasing three individuals whose spiritual and physical journeys are both repellent and mundane, the film is just a long and pointless slog.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In King Arthur, everything goes wrong. The film combines the plodding sincerity of a Ph.D. dissertation with the brains of a high-concept Jerry Bruckheimer- produced blockbuster (which it is), and no one benefits.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Going after one innocent man was bad enough. Going after another constitutes a pattern. This marshal isn't a hero. He's a menace.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    What a waste of a great comedian. What demented casting.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Why, if Chase is such a funny guy, does he make such unfunny movies?
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    About as awful as a film can be without being the ultimate awful, which is boring.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Village seems poised to become as cheesy in its effects as a low-budget horror film. Shyamalan's gracefulness keeps his movie just out of that abyss.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A sour romantic comedy that arrives in theaters just in time to spoil Valentine's Day. Its plot is a catalog of unpleasantness. Its characters are repellent.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Surprisingly, the results are embarrassing. As puppetry, Team America is stilted. As satire, it's gutless and lazy. And as comedy, it barely delivers laughs.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Everything about it is manufactured -- the emotions are false, the sentiments are phony, and the story is a construction of mirthless silliness. It's a product, not a creative expression.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A great role becomes an unenviable chore, in which a superb comic actress finds herself trying to sell a series of unfunny comic situations by mugging and pushing with all her might. It's an unflattering spectacle for all concerned.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Stone tries to make us like Alexander because he's good, when he should have made us want to watch Alexander because he's amazing.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film itself is wretched. A grueling, numbing black hole.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Neither funny nor outrageous nor horrifying nor conventionally affecting.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Jaw-droppingly awful.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Dreary movie.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The satire is unfocused, while the story goes nowhere. Too bad. The material is ripe for satire.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A disappointment, a precious and grotesque exercise reminiscent of Jean-Pierre Jeunet's "Delicatessen," only less amusing.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Attempts to convey emotional dislocation and passion at the same time. All we get is distance.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In the same genre as the Farrellys' "There's Something About Mary" and "Dumb and Dumber," only lousy.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Another inert, soul-dead action drama that turns actors into zombies...It's garbage.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A thriller without thrills. It's also a thriller that cheats. The story is stretched to feature length only by having the film's incidents arranged in such a way as to reveal as little as possible.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Original enough to come up with new ways to go wrong. For one, the film is a blatant showcase to promote O'Neal as a rap artist.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's the worst kind of convoluted thriller -- it can never unravel satisfactorily because there's nothing simple at its center, just more confusion.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie isn't hellish, because there's always hope of leaving it. It's more like purgatory, two whole hours of it.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Has that title going for it, which might annoy or provoke you. It makes me suspicious. It's the kind of flashy, meaningless title that's usually given to drab, pointless films.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Chamber has nowhere to go and it goes there slowly, flirting in all directions.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A third-rate effort, with a weak script, cheap-looking effects and no genuine frights.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is a half-hearted, derivative action film with not a single honest artistic impulse behind it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Its story meanders and doesn't build, and the pace is deadly.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Perfunctory, thrill- free sequel.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An adventure in mediocrity that brings together some of the worst current techniques and trends.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's dreadful, but it's a special kind of dreadful -- the kind designed to appeal to intelligent people on principle.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Not only not funny, it's unfunny. It kills humor. Sit in a room by yourself, look at a blank screen for 90 minutes, and you'll have more of a chance of laughing at your own thoughts than you will at this movie.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    110 minutes of Euro silliness mitigated only by the presence of Huppert and the striking ability of the actors to keep a straight face throughout this mess.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film is glossy, but awful. Frenetic, but awful. Expensive, but awful. ... And awful.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's just the matter of facing it: that The Perfect Man is just something slapped together -- by people who don't care, for an audience they figure will care even less.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Yes
    Mostly unbearable.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    They take on special powers that the filmmakers are incapable of making interesting, partly because the characters are ciphers, and partly because the story is listless and uninventive.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's astonishing what little impact even the most imaginatively choreographed and well-filmed aerial escapades can have when they're presented as neither an expression of a character's personality, nor in the context of a compelling mission.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's the cinematic equivalent of an all-dessert meal: After the initial jolt, the lack of any real nourishment is apparent, and it becomes a struggle to stay awake.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Approximately the last hour of Dante's Peak is made up of action scenes, and how well one likes computer-generated destruction will determine how well one likes the movie.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Hoodlum is an overlong gangster movie, a bloated and often laughable attempt at an epic.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Arrives in theaters today with a sheet over its head and a tag on its toe. So to speak. What we have here is a complete systemic failure, a comedy that's not funny, with action that's not thrilling.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Has no truth, wisdom or honesty, and it's barely entertaining.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Almost every moment has flashes and explosions and a pulsing, relentless soundtrack. It's like being trapped inside a video game.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Yet, it's watchable -- not remotely enjoyable, but watchable.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Nora Ephron directed it and had a hand in the screenplay, but without Travolta this film would have no reason for being.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    But Congo leads to nothing but a fierce battle with the gray gorillas, a kind of guns vs. fangs scene; and a convenient and incongruous volcano eruption that looks as artificial as a video game.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's hard to sit all the way through Aeon Flux while fully awake.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    On its own terms, the film is overlong, repetitive and lacks impact. Even if this were the first gorilla-in-love movie ever made, audiences would come away vaguely dissatisfied, suspecting there was an intriguing idea buried somewhere in here, but it didn't quite come off.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Bezucha made something perverse, a feel-bad holiday film about a repellent family, with a milquetoast dad and a smug, devious harpy of a mom.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In the important things, in all the ways that really count, Caché is a handsome fraud.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Everything connected with the lovers, who are the point of the movie, is either ordinary or unwittingly funny, and the laughs come early.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film is obvious, weak and scattered and seems more like a practical joke than a work of genuine passion. It is without exaggeration one of the most blindingly boring films I've seen in years.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An attempt at a beautiful film about renewal -- about past love, love lost, longing and rediscovery -- but it has no emotional truth.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    With Hard Candy, the innocent are tortured along with the guilty -- the innocent, in this case, being the audience.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A big disappointment.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    RV
    RV is a horrible movie about horrible people, and just because they call it a comedy doesn't mean we have to play along.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The picture gives us two protagonists and sets up a situation in which only one of them can have a decent life. Then, having devised this sour souffle, the screenwriters find no adjustment to make it palatable. The resolution is flip, at best.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is not one of the good Altmans. This isn't even one of the mediocre Altmans.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Lucas Black, who looks as much like a high school kid as George Bernard Shaw, speaks in a thick Southern accent that hasn't been heard on any leading man since the second act of "Our American Cousin."
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    More than the usual bad or even numbingly horrible movie. It's an amalgam of many of the modern cinema's worst tendencies and modern filmmaking's most unfortunate misconceptions.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Imagine the worst "Deadwood" episode ever, and you'll get an idea of the general tone of Beowulf & Grendel, which is full of anachronistic cursing, tortured syntax, dark humor and lots of hairy, homely, filthy-looking people.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's just off, odd and joyless.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's no satisfaction and no pleasure to be gained by sitting through it. The characters are ludicrous and, worse than that, boring. And this is despite all the lead actors doing the best they can.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's just horsing around that comes to nothing. No, it's worse. It's horsing around designed to disguise nothing as something.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Coppola has no trouble convincing viewers that Marie Antoinette is an interesting historical subject, but there's a big distance between that and creating a fascinating personality or fashioning a compelling narrative.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Thus, we find ourselves watching an ice-cold movie about competition that contains not a shred of rooting interest.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Depictions of an aide talking about her hospital vigil and her words of comfort to a distraught Laura Bush are creepy and exploitative -- and borderline disgusting.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    These people are so stupid that they make us think, well, wait a second: Maybe those livers and kidneys could be put to better use.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Director Edward Zwick tried to make a great movie, but somewhere in the process he forgot to make a good one.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Blanchett's performance is Soderbergh's biggest mistake. He either encourages or permits her to play Lena as a Greta Garbo caricature, which is mildly amusing if you're interested in Garbo, but if you're interested in Lena and The Good German, you're out of luck.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This isn't pleasant to watch. Neither is it amusing, intellectually engaging, whimsically fascinating, coldly satirical or painfully poignant, though at any given moment in this erratic film director Tom Tykwer might be trying for one of these conflicting tones.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Ex isn't painful, horrible or despicable, but it is an amazing mess.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a dreadful exercise, tin-eared and sincere, bereft of any truth or inspiration.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An awkward hybrid of Asian and American film techniques. It's also an uninvolving story that casts Chan in the role of a fish out of water and gives him little opportunity to show his exuberant personality.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's great to see cherished, longtime stars in big roles to which they can bring so much spontaneity and finesse; you wish only that this movie were sturdier and had aimed higher. Judging from the bloopers that unreel during Grumpier Old Men's end credits, the cast had lots of fun making this movie--more fun, it would seem, than it is to watch.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The picture, which marks the debut of Mexican film maker Guillermo del Toro, is a dull hybrid - a ponderous art film crossed with a vampire story. [06 May 1994]
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Higher Learning says nothing new or challenging and is too naive to inspire controversy.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Bram Stoker's Dracula is a lovingly made, gorgeously realized, meticulously crafted failure. It has big names, a big budget, big sets, a big, thundering score and even big hair. But it doesn't do it. It doesn't excite or fascinate but just lies there on the screen. [13 Nov 1992, p. C1]
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    [Pedro Almodovar] gives it a nice try, but his approach turns out to be completely wrong for the material he's working with here. [25 May 1990]
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    For all it does right, there's something seriously wrong.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Jack is a warm, heartfelt disaster that shows that life is fleeting but movies can be very long indeed.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This picture is disgusting. [15 Aug 1986]
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    "Spider-Man 2" was a textbook example of how to make a sequel: Deepen it, make it funnier, give it more heart and come up with a strong villain and a good story. Spider Man 3, by contrast, shows how not to make a sequel.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It takes about 20 minutes to catch on that Friday is without narrative drive - and about as long to figure out that the film offers nothing better in place of it.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film is intended to be light and whimsical, but with a core of sincere emotion. But it's as if the thing were made by Martian anthropologists who assume that human audiences are as twisted as the people onscreen.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's not a single moment here in which Nixon is admirable, decisive or appealing. Nixon doesn't work as a drama, but with a little push it might have been a great comedy.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Trust never lives up to its snappy opening. Everything is tongue-in-cheek here - yet it's never remotely clear what the point is or what's getting satirized. [16 Aug 1991]
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Amateur gives the impression of a sloppy first draft. It begins with a splash, meanders until it reaches feature length, then ends abruptly.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    [Hartley] changes the script enough so that the integrity of his experiment goes out the window. But he doesn't change enough so that the narrative can have any suspense.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Has no narrative throughline, no emotional spine. It's a mess.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Franco Zeffirelli's Hamlet, a senselessly adapted, ill-conceived, poorly acted mess of a film that's guaranteed to frustrate anyone who loves the play and to put everybody else to sleep. [18 Jan 1991]
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a bomb - not the usual bomb, but a time bomb, despite a 20-minute stretch at the beginning that goes along nicely. [17 May 1991]
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Unfortunately, Sucka falls apart after the first half-hour. The action sequences are confusing and senseless. The setups for the action scenes are long and pointless. You know where the movie is heading, and there are no surprises along the way. It's one joke, over and over. [17 Feb 1989, p.E7]
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Cmera work can't do anything about the barrenness of the screenplay, nor the sense of fundamental insincerity at the core of the film. [03 Sep 1993]
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, is a stiff, guaranteed to disappoint just about everybody, except those rooting against him. [11 Jul 1990, p.E1]
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A limp, slow-moving and desperately unfunny comedy.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A whimsical but flat-footed attempt to account for several lost months in the life of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, known to the world as Molière.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It takes a winning recipe and adds some distinctly Hollywood flavors...The result is a botched job.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film doesn't make a case for Lavoe as an important artist.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's something painful about watching Scarlett Johansson, who looks as if she never had an indecisive moment in her life, struggle to seem ineffectual.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A complete bust, but the ways in which it fails are interesting.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A frustrating movie, a work of immaturity from a director who should be past the empty gestures and self-protective distance of his early work.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's off in many directions - false in its details, false in its relationships, false in its emotions - but probably the first and worst thing that needs to be said about it is that it's also overlong and dull.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is just plain bad - and it's a surprise.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The presence of Washington lends the picture a much-needed dose of authenticity. But in the end Virtuosity is disconnected and uninvolving, despite -- or maybe because of -- a climax that comes in three distinct waves. One section seems to be a half-hour sound-and-light show.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Anyone can make a bad movie, but it takes a good filmmaker to make one as bad as I'm Not There.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It gets worse and worse as it goes along and finally ends just as it's becoming unbearable.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A romantic comedy and an adventure story, but in this case that just means it bombs in two distinct ways.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Inside 10 minutes, at most 15, Be Kind Rewind reveals itself as an awful mess, and it only gets worse.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Vantage Point has nothing going on. There's no artistic, philosophical or even jolly entertainment reason for adopting this strategy. It's just arbitrary, a gimmick.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Another dreadful, not-funny Owen Wilson movie, in which Wilson is the best thing.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This is a story that should have been, at the absolute most, 20 minutes long.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If it happens to hit you right - that is, if you happen to catch its wavelength of tear-and-a-smile whimsicality - the movie will speak to you.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Exactly one minute longer than its predecessor, but it's a dragged-out exercise, with no epic scale and no spirit worth talking about.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Here's the tricky thing about The Strangers. Sure, it uses cinema to ends that are objectionable and vile ... but it does it well, with more than usual skill.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Serious intent may be lurking somewhere in there, but it's buried under layers of stupidity - not just stupid jokes, which is what you want from Sandler, but also stupid, shallow thinking.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Remaking Get Smart for the big screen might have sounded like a bad idea, but the movie shows it to have been something else: a REALLY bad idea.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Australia shows all the signs of having been a labor of love for director Baz Luhrmann. One problem: It's his love, and the audience's labor.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As for Fraser, his clumsy humanity is endearing, but by now, assuming he has invested wisely, he should have enough money saved so as to not have to waste his talent anymore.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    When Christian Bale allowed himself to play Bruce Wayne in "Batman Begins," he was slumming - and to good effect. But with Terminator Salvation, this ostensibly serious actor takes up residence in the action ghetto, and it's not a good fit.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The first and most honest thing to say about Miracle at St. Anna is that it's an awful mess.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A single 125-minute monstrosity of a cop movie.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    RocknRolla attempts to depict a world of ever-expanding chaos. But the chaos is only in the way the story is told. The actual vision Ritchie offers is pedestrian and tame.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    With its flat story, numbed-out protagonist, and faux artistic lighting and set design - everything is dark or moody or darkishly moody or moodily dark - Max Payne seems a good half hour longer than its running time.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A mess.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Che
    If Soderbergh's ambition was to make us feel just how dull it would be to a woods-dwelling communist guerrilla, he succeeded.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The comedy, to the extent there is any, consists mainly of Carrey's verbal asides and strained reactions to people. The script gives him very little to work with.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie's excruciating length is without dramatic or thematic justification.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Witless banter might have won Ginger Rogers for Fred Astaire, but Thompson is too smart for that.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In its second half, Outlander falls apart completely, becoming nothing but a violent, mindless monster movie along the lines of "Alien vs. Predator."
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Two awful things about Push are at least interesting: The first is the way in which the story is confused. The second is that the story makes no sense.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    More than confusing. It's opaque.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The result is that rare movie specimen, a completely intentional, expertly guided work of art that fails almost completely.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Has a gutsy premise, but no guts.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Ill conceived and unworthy (and dull and ridiculous).
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Moon is boring. Agonizingly, deadeningly, coma-inducingly, they-could-bury-you-alive-accidentally boring.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The most enjoyable way to watch Surveillance - "enjoyable," in the relative sense - is to take its awfulness for granted and pay attention to everything Bill Pullman does.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The bad outweighs the good and the cringes outnumber the laughs in Brüno, a disappointment from Sacha Baron Cohen, whose "Borat" was one of the funniest movies of the decade.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Scorsese stuffs the film with heavy-handed art direction and piles on a ludicrously ominous soundtrack. The soundtrack is a constant reminder of the movie's importance and only highlights its unimportance.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A cute movie, a little too cute and a little too aware of its own cuteness.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An empty exercise.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a gorefest, a borefest and a snorefest.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Setting out to make a cult movie is almost as strange as setting out to make a camp movie. Or setting out to make a movie that's so bad it's good. If you know you're doing it, you're not really doing it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The production values are first rate. But you will wait in vain to hear a good reason for this movie's existence.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Owen is a magnetic, sensitive presence at the center of a movie that doesn't deserve him and that barely deserves to be seen.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The film ends up landing in a confused middle category. It's neither a coherent, discrete work nor a zany tribute to the late actor.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Serious Moonlight is a tonal disaster, distasteful and sentimental by turns. It was probably a mistake to have Hines try to walk that same delicate line that took Shelly her entire career to master.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    John Lennon once said, "There's a great woman behind every idiot." This time, I'm counting seven of them.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Saint John of Las Vegas was a bad script that somehow got made into a bad movie with good people in it.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Holes in the script, overwrought camera work, dialogue that's embarrassing, and a plot device that's obvious 10 minutes into the movie - all these are major problems.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Represents his (Smith) first act of cinematic cynicism, his first crime against his own talent. With this action comedy, he has given us 110 worthless minutes, a bad formula movie like every other bad formula movie.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Take the worst things about independent movies - the wallowing in an unpleasantness, the narrative unsteadiness, the next-to-no story. Then combine those with a hefty dose of light comedy. The result: the big, fat tonal mess that is Happy Tears, a charmless film about two sisters who come together to care for their demented father.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The bottom line here is that Cyrus is ghastly in The Last Song, bad not just in one or two ways, but in all kinds of ways.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Losers is boring. It's predictable. It's so, so active, and yet so, so dead.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    What we have in this film is a whole lot of nothing, and the little that's there is irritating.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a strange thing, this type of whimsy. Kari offers us ideas in place of characters, and yet he expects us to see through these ideas to the real-life conditions they represent - and then to respond to them in kind.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Twenty minutes in, the movie is already operating at a deficit, and it never recovers.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Highly visual but cold. It's undeniably inventive, but also relentlessly fey and self-consciously zany and, in terms of story, it moves with audacious slowness.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The worst kind of avant-garde film, one that hides its lack of commitment to the story, the characters and the genre under cover of being experimental. It mocks form and plays with form but offers nothing in its place, just boredom, emptiness and the oldest metaphor in captivity, about grass coming up through concrete.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Standing Ovation is an innovative film in the sense that every minute or so it comes up with a different way of being annoying. Moreover, it often goes for a layered effect, in which it's annoying in two or three ways simultaneously.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It turns out to be just as bad as any routine French romantic comedy - illogical, inconsistent and sloppily written, a charmless, tasteless, witless waste of time.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As vile, unredeeming and thoroughly unpleasant experiences go, I Spit on Your Grave at least has one thing interesting about it. It's a document of the most paranoid fantasies that urban, Northern people have about a rural Southern people.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There are all kinds of bad movies in the world, but it's really only stardom that can create the exact variety of cinematic abortion we find in The Tourist.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Suffers from some of the deficiencies common to first features. It is sincere and earnest but the product of an assumption that the milieu itself is compelling enough to command an audience's attention.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The comedy never really takes off because it's phony.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's nothing here but a concept and a marketing and merchandising strategy, at the center of which somebody - oh, no - had to come up with an actual movie.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Sometimes it's unpleasant, sometimes it's insincere, and for long stretches it's boring.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Hesher is about as awful as independent films get, a mix of ugliness and unearned sentiment, with a flat story, repellent and pathetic characters and dialogue that consists of lots of stammering and cursing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This isn't absurdity. This is nonsense - and it's as boring as nonsense.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A ghastly sequel to a charming animated film.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Everything about the idea of Mr. Popper's Penguins sounds lovely, and everything about the actual movie is ugly.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's unpleasant where it should be pleasant, convoluted where it should be streamlined, anxiety provoking where it should be easy, and long, long, long - at least 20 minutes longer than it has a right to be.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Wexler gets tired of his own movie near the end of it. The viewer will get tired in 15 minutes.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This latest from director Wayne Wang, about the friendship of two young women, travels from 2011 to 1997 to 1829 to 1838, in search of a reason for the audience to keep watching and start caring. That reason is never found.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Morgan Freeman's voice is heard as the narrator, which is in itself the stuff of parody. Then we listen and get lost within two sentences, because the narration is so poorly written that Freeman himself probably didn't know what he was talking about.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Here Balasko, best known as a comedian, is particularly satisfying. But the reward is too small on the investment, and the film's resolution is downright irritating - not just a waste of time, but a waste of time with attitude.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    With The Way, writer-director Emilio Estevez has made a respectable failure. What's respectable - and undeniable - is that this is a sincere effort to make a film of sensitivity and spiritual richness.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Martha Marcy May Marlene is a strange case, a drama that's disturbing and yet inert. Writer-director Sean Durkin builds an atmosphere of dread, which means that he persuades us to believe in the characters and in the central situation. But he doesn't build interest.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie's bereftness of invention can be measured by how no story element builds on another. Instead, Happy Feet Two is plotted so that a bunch of disparate things happen, until it's time to end the movie.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie is a mess.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Innocuous and dull.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A mix of the powerful and the ridiculous, and eventually the ridiculous wins. The movie deals with a big subject that has received scant treatment in movies - the genocide in Bosnia in the 1990s - giving voice and testimony to what happened there. But the ill-conceived fictional elements take the picture right off the rails.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Safe House is an idea for a movie. It's a few blustery gestures in the direction of a story, with five good actors doing their best, trying to hold up the barest frame of an idea, while investing the surrounding emptiness with all the truth they can muster.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Whatever else W.E. may be (lousy, a waste of time, tin-eared, sleep-inducing, occasionally laughable, etc.), it's sincere and ambitious.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It plays like a string of cliches linked together to form a movie with not a single moment of surprise or originality.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It is a very good performance in a very bad movie.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The opening to John Carter is a dud, a battle between airships made of woven bamboo, bursting into computer-generated flame over a sandy terrain. There's nothing to see, nothing to think about, nothing to care about, and nothing to feel, just emptiness. The emptiness is never filled over the course of 132 long, barren minutes.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A handful of acting moments aside, Being Flynn is a drama without much in the way of rewards.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    You can almost say it simulates an experience of brain injury in the audience: Nothing adheres, nothing connects. It's just nonstop cuteness, poses and emptiness - with nothing logically following from one moment to the next. It would be exaggerating to call it torture, and yet why split hairs?
    • 14 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    In the long history of bad movies about bad illnesses, A Little Bit of Heaven just might be the worst.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    A useless film in every possible way.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    So you get comments from the likes of Paul Rudd, Adam Carolla and Judd Apatow, all trying to be funny, but not one says anything remotely amusing or worth hearing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Suffers from a problem in its rhythm. It's not that its pace is too slow, but that it's too regular, and this lack of syncopation makes it feel slow.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If For Greater Glory were a person, it would be wearing two different socks. It is a scattered mess, as earnest as a folk song, but like a folk song that goes on for two hours and 23 minutes. Not only does it never justify its epic length, it gets even the small things wrong.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's monumentally coarse and vulgar, aimed at the mentality of a 14-year-old locked inside his father's liquor cabinet, and nothing about it is funny, least of all Adam Sandler.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    For about an hour of its running time, The Magic of Belle Isle seems like a tiresome, sentimental and slow-moving story about a grumpy old man redeemed by the sweet spirit of a rural town and by the nice family that lives next door. But no, it's even worse than that.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As far as formulaic, empty and disappointing comedies go, The Watch is far from the worst. About every seven or eight minutes, perhaps a dozen times over the course of the picture, the movie generates a medium-size laugh. Not a big laugh.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The big disappointment of The Babymakers is that it doesn't come close to being worthy of its two stars, Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The Bourne series ended with the last installment, and now comes a 135-minute death rattle called The Bourne Legacy. It's a peculiar movie, both over-plotted and under-plotted, encumbered by layers of detail and yet with no details invested in or developed.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    How many doubts can Lee possibly cram into one motion picture? Red Hook Summer has almost too many to count: moments that go clunk, followed by others that go clang; actors who talk as if reading their lines off cue cards or rehearsing them for the first time; and set pieces that lie there.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    An agony of bad plotting and whimsical, lifeless scenes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Butter is a misfire. At 90 minutes it feels inflated, and though clearly intended as funny, it's difficult to locate, except in the most general terms, the focus of the movie's satire, and there's not a laugh to be had.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The bottom line with Andrea Arnold's Wuthering Heights is that the writer-director has taken Emily Brontë's tale of undying passion and rendered it passionless.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Worst of all, in promoting its hero's eccentric journey as a voyage of healing, the movie replaces emotional precision and intellectual honesty with syrupy sincerity and insistence. It turns boring and cute and begs us to love it.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    You know there is something seriously wrong with Anna Karenina when you start rooting for the train.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Unfortunately, the characters are so programmatic, the premise so ridiculous and the situations so far-fetched even if you accept that premise that no energy can be built, and the little that's there can't be sustained. Red Dawn is a vigorous but pointless exercise.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If you loved the earlier films, these are moments you will hold on to, but they're very few, and they're not enough.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The real problem with This Is 40 is its lack of truth, that Apatow wanted to express something about married life, and it eluded him. After all, no less than Kierkegaard once said that the actual dynamics of marriage are beyond the scope of art, and he was the best movie critic of the 19th century.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie equivalent of an idiot who, to avoid scorn, starts acting like an even bigger idiot, so as to get in on the joke, too...It takes everything and nothing seriously, depending on what the filmmakers think they can get away with at any given moment, and the result, while not painful to watch, is ridiculous.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Identity Thief is not only not funny. It's negative funny. It's short on laughs, but it will disturb and annoy.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Every single thing wrong with John Dies at the End might have been avoided had John died at the beginning, along with all the other characters, transforming an awful full-length movie into a harmless five-minute short.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There's only so much Soderbergh can do. Gray's Anatomy is made up mainly of Gray, and there's a whole lot of Gray going on. The story is unremarkable. Gray's observations, pedestrian.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It has a weak story that provides no tension, feeling or interest. Its opening action sequence is just a long, drawn-out dud, filmed by director John Moore in the worst modern style of quick cuts and smeary, jittery photography.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    That was probably writer-director Roman Coppola's main responsibility in "Charles Swan," to give the audience a character worth watching. Get that right, and everything else falls into place. Get that wrong, and the audience finds out just how long 84 minutes can be. The answer: really long.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The movie reveals itself as not merely dull, but pointless.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Just because it's a conscious commentary on other vile, useless, pointless cinematic exercises doesn't make it any less vile, useless and pointless.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    This remake of the 1981 horror classic starts well, but it soon degenerates into tiresome shock gore that overstays its welcome, despite the film's modest run time. Jane Levy as a heroin addict going through withdrawal is the one bright spot.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Credit the director for one thing. He could have stretched it to three hours, but he gets in and out of this mess in less than two.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If the first "Hangover" movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix of comedy and drama, a complete waste of time, with exactly one good joke in the entire movie. It comes in the first minute. After that, you can leave.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Jaden is not ready for his solo spotlight, and the film is the same action over and over. Another bad movie from Shyamalan.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If this is the best we can do in terms of movies - if something like this can speak to the soul of audiences - maybe we should just turn over the cameras and the equipment to the alien dinosaurs and see what they come up with.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The temptation arises to say something nice about Grown Ups 2 just because it doesn't cause injury. But no, it's a bad movie, too, just old-school bad, the kind that's merely lousy and not an occasion for migraines or night sweats.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    The To Do List is a romantic comedy with no romance and little comedy, but with an ugliness of spirit that's surprising and unrelenting.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Ugly, gore-strewn and, ultimately, ridiculous.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a complete mess, the spectacle of filmmakers blowing up their movie and everything in it, because they can't think of anything else to do.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Runner Runner is less than mediocre, but it's not repellent, which means that to watch it is to root for it - and to be disappointed.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Rarely do two lines go by without Fellowes changing something, always for the worse.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's a tepid, quiet and uneventful film, directed almost in slow motion, with no narrative propulsion and with a succession of very similar scenes. The actors speak softly and pause a lot. And in the background is the steady hum of the soundtrack.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It's possible there has never been anything like it. It contains memorable dialogue, vivid characters and several superb scenes, and yet it still manages to be wrong, a complete miscalculation.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    As good as The Motel Life is for the actors, that's how bad it is for the viewer.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Drama is as much about perspective as it is about events, and the angle provided by How I Live Now turns out to be self-defeating.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    It shambles and ambles, seemingly without focus or pattern, from one thing to the next. Yet at the same time, it's predictable, not from moment to moment, but in its outlines.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Results are all that matter, and the result here is that The Desolation of Smaug fails in almost every way, as a story, as an adventure, as a piece of art direction and as a visual spectacle.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If, while watching The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, you start wondering why Ben Stiller is acting strange, the answer comes during the closing credits: "Directed by Ben Stiller."
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    August: Osage County was a three-hour play that felt like two hours. It has been made into a two-hour movie that feels like a month.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    If you think of Pompeii as a ride, a conveyance for special effects, and not anything resembling an emotional experience, indifference can almost be a good thing.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    "300" was an innovative and imaginative action film, but the follow-up, 300: Rise of an Empire, is nothing but a disappointment.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Consists of long stretches of boredom, banal dialogue and contorted metaphors, interrupted by flashes of ugliness. See it if you want to be put off of sex for a month - longer if you're older, and perhaps for years if you're very young.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    There are phony movies made every week, but this is in a different category - a phony movie that seems a distortion of something real, a phony movie offered in place of the real movie von Trier could have made, but it would have cost him something. Some blood, some truth, some soul. What we're left with instead is an empty gesture.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 25 Mick LaSalle
    Only Lovers Left Alive is simply dead, an exercise in style, bland humor and vague gesture that yet seems to have been made in the naive expectation of a conventional response - that is, of an audience's actually caring.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 12 Mick LaSalle
    The best thing in the movie is Peter MacNicol as Dana's boss at the museum, a slippery character with an incomprehensible accent. [16 Jun 1989, p. E1]
    • 42 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Doesn't work at all. Even the structure is off.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The race is on for worst film of the year honors. Among the top contenders: Men Cry Bullets.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Muddled and endless.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Despite its actors, its lush photography and its obvious seriousness of purpose, is as close to a form of torture as any film ever devised. I can't think of any individuals I dislike so much as to force them to see this picture.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    In slightly less than 1,000 years, the competition for worst film of the third millennium will be fierce. Yet the smart money may well be on the Korean art film Lies.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Duller than first version.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The whole movie is like that: cute, dead and endless.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Truly awful.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's a completely botched effort -- botched in its direction, its writing and editing.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It is possible to watch 90 minutes of this comedy without once cracking a smile. [12 Jan 1994]
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's a dishonest satire that manages to be (disingenuously) contemptuous of white people and (unintentionally) condescending toward black people, without ever being funny.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Gerry is ragingly bad art that contributes to a definition of independent film as something no one would want to sit through.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    That the movie becomes silly isn't necessarily a problem, but it also becomes tiresome, degenerating into a series of martial arts interludes -- everyone unaccountably leaves his guns at home.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Remarkably empty, remarkably noisy, remarkably pleasureless. It's unwatchable.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Achingly long and pointless, "Runs" is a movie about family that's dishonest in its presentation of every relationship.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    One of the downsides of living in a free society is that every so often someone like Myles Berkowitz gets hold of a camera.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Even camp status eludes this tepid and misguided picture.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The film is a failure in just about every way, save for its acting, which is adequate.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Movies don't get much worse.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    A sour story with a repellent lead character, deadly comic schtick and tin-eared direction to produce 90 minutes of sheer, plodding mirthlessness.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Desperately unfunny action comedy.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The equivalent of a full-course meal with no calories. It is a mirage of a movie, 100 minutes of nothing.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    An amazing film amazingly tasteless, tin-eared and awkward, but amazing all the same. Anyone with a predilection for bad movies might want to see it, if only in an inspecting-the-wreckage spirit, since because movies this misguided come but once or twice a year.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Proves that it's possible to make a movie so tasteless and so crude that audiences don't laugh. This is worthwhile information. It means there's a limit.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    It's so low it scrapes through the barrel and deep into the earth's core. It's the lowest piece of garbage to hit screens in months.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    The most thoroughly joyless and inept film of the year, and one of the worst of the decade. We're talking about a disaster, and not of the fun "Showgirls" variety, either.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    If garbage could think, it would look down on 9 Dead Gay Guys as garbage.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Sommers film just lies there, weighted down by a complete lack of wit, artfulness and internal logic. So it's a disaster -- a big, loud, boring wreck.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Mick LaSalle
    Take a wretched premise. Imagine the worst picture that could be made from it. Then imagine something even worse. That's Alien vs. Predator.