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  • Summary: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally been realized!
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 11 out of 39
  2. Negative: 5 out of 39
  1. Jun 7, 2014
    100
    It's more than stupid, it's so moronic it becomes something almost sublime. [Issue#249, p.66]
  2. Apr 3, 2014
    82
    As long as the modders keep doing what they do best, it’s possible to never run out of things for your goat to destroy.
  3. Apr 8, 2014
    76
    I can’t bring myself to award Goat Simulator an outstanding score because it’s not an outstanding game, by its own admission. There are many, many things wrong with it. Yet I can’t also deny the fact that it’s enjoyable – it’s funny, it’s a ridiculous ride and it (obviously) doesn’t purport to be anything other than a bit of a laugh.
  4. Does this game deserve a 10/10 because of its ingenuity, or should it be scored a 7/10 because it lacks modes and variation? Is it a 5/10 because it’s not really a game? Or is it a 0/10 because, really, who would pay good money just to run around as a digital goat? In the end, Coffee Stain Studios delivered what it promised, a ridiculous game featuring goats and explosions.
  5. Apr 14, 2014
    60
    It might have started off as a joke, but the funny thing about Goat Simulator is that it’s a much better game than it has any right to be.
  6. Apr 18, 2014
    55
    Goat Simulator is meant as a joke, and you can tell. It's hilarious, for an hour. When you've seen everything there won't be much to do and the bugs and controls will soon simply annoy instead of delight.
  7. Apr 2, 2014
    20
    This is a 10-minute laugh, if that – the kind of thing that's here today, gone tomorrow, but for a brief moment in history is the talk of Shoreditch and Twitter. It's the gaming equivalent of a novelty single and even the developers, to give credit where it's due, recommend you don't buy it. Listen to them.

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Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 61 out of 219
  1. Apr 2, 2014
    10
    Siggity swooty i love Baaaing my way to becoming aSiggity swooty i love Baaaing my way to becoming a goat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Expand
  2. Apr 2, 2014
    10
    This game is absolutely retarded which is why I love it. It's the perfect game for those people who like satirical comedy, as long as theyThis game is absolutely retarded which is why I love it. It's the perfect game for those people who like satirical comedy, as long as they don't mind it being a little dark. Expand
  3. Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This game has truly given me a deeper perspective of life. It has it all, a magnificent story that speaks straight to your heart, stunningThis game has truly given me a deeper perspective of life. It has it all, a magnificent story that speaks straight to your heart, stunning voice acting (baaaa), and a wide room for exploration. Expand
  4. Apr 22, 2014
    8
    I'm amazed at the scores of Goat Simulator. It's hilarious, even if it doesn't have much content. Obviously a lot of people felt like itI'm amazed at the scores of Goat Simulator. It's hilarious, even if it doesn't have much content. Obviously a lot of people felt like it wasn't enough for their money, but even if they had a laugh, that means no points? They say it's unfinished or buggy, but who gives a **** because you're not going to run into a bug and think "well I just wasted half an hour".

    "Our standards have become so low that we rate indie games that look like they've been made in an hour"
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  5. Apr 8, 2014
    6
    Отличная шутка, но недостаточно хорошая игра. Веселая упоротость и море пасхалок делают симулятора козла интересным проектом, но... Как игре вОтличная шутка, но недостаточно хорошая игра. Веселая упоротость и море пасхалок делают симулятора козла интересным проектом, но... Как игре в нем слишком мало содержания, для изучения всего мира будет более чем достаточно пяти часов. Expand
  6. Apr 15, 2014
    4
    It had a lot of potential, but it just doesn't deliver.
    It runs terribly, with framerate drops left and right.
    For a sandbox game, they
    It had a lot of potential, but it just doesn't deliver.
    It runs terribly, with framerate drops left and right.
    For a sandbox game, they don't really give you much to do.
    It's fun for about 30 minutes (if not less), then you realize that all it is
    is a bad physics engine.

    If they took away the bugs, fixed the optimization, gave more things to do, a map bigger than a tony
    hawk's pro skater level, and user content compatibility, this game could be pretty fun.
    Alas, it's just an over hyped, and underdeveloped game.
    Not worth 10$. I wouldn't choose to spend any money on it actually.
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  7. Dec 22, 2014
    0
    I found this on sale for $3.99 and figured that I might as well buy it since it's just four dollars.

    Worst four dollar purchase I've ever
    I found this on sale for $3.99 and figured that I might as well buy it since it's just four dollars.

    Worst four dollar purchase I've ever made. It was hilarious for 5 minutes then boring as hell. Hook your goat's tongue onto a car that is spinning around in circles and laugh for a few minutes, then realize that there's nothing else in the game to do. I'm pretty embarrassed that I even got it.
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