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  • Summary: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally been realized!
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 11 out of 39
  2. Negative: 5 out of 39
  1. Jun 7, 2014
    100
    It's more than stupid, it's so moronic it becomes something almost sublime. [Issue#249, p.66]
  2. Apr 3, 2014
    82
    As long as the modders keep doing what they do best, it’s possible to never run out of things for your goat to destroy.
  3. Apr 8, 2014
    76
    I can’t bring myself to award Goat Simulator an outstanding score because it’s not an outstanding game, by its own admission. There are many, many things wrong with it. Yet I can’t also deny the fact that it’s enjoyable – it’s funny, it’s a ridiculous ride and it (obviously) doesn’t purport to be anything other than a bit of a laugh.
  4. Does this game deserve a 10/10 because of its ingenuity, or should it be scored a 7/10 because it lacks modes and variation? Is it a 5/10 because it’s not really a game? Or is it a 0/10 because, really, who would pay good money just to run around as a digital goat? In the end, Coffee Stain Studios delivered what it promised, a ridiculous game featuring goats and explosions.
  5. Apr 14, 2014
    60
    It might have started off as a joke, but the funny thing about Goat Simulator is that it’s a much better game than it has any right to be.
  6. Apr 18, 2014
    55
    Goat Simulator is meant as a joke, and you can tell. It's hilarious, for an hour. When you've seen everything there won't be much to do and the bugs and controls will soon simply annoy instead of delight.
  7. Apr 2, 2014
    20
    This is a 10-minute laugh, if that – the kind of thing that's here today, gone tomorrow, but for a brief moment in history is the talk of Shoreditch and Twitter. It's the gaming equivalent of a novelty single and even the developers, to give credit where it's due, recommend you don't buy it. Listen to them.

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Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 62 out of 222
  1. Apr 26, 2014
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Zajebista gra gdzie chodzi się kozą i zabija(gwałci) ludzi :D Uwaga w 4 sezonie gry o tron Dzofrej ginie lubie jesć dzem oraz kanapki z dzemorem oraz byłem, w narni Expand
  2. Apr 2, 2014
    10
    Every so often, a video game will transcend excellence and begin to soar into the empyrean of true philosophy. Goat simulator is such a game.Every so often, a video game will transcend excellence and begin to soar into the empyrean of true philosophy. Goat simulator is such a game.

    10/10….
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  3. Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This game has truly given me a deeper perspective of life. It has it all, a magnificent story that speaks straight to your heart, stunningThis game has truly given me a deeper perspective of life. It has it all, a magnificent story that speaks straight to your heart, stunning voice acting (baaaa), and a wide room for exploration. Expand
  4. Apr 8, 2014
    8
    This game definatly has something that the rest dont...A nice sense of humor.

    And people calling others idiots for having fun with this
    This game definatly has something that the rest dont...A nice sense of humor.

    And people calling others idiots for having fun with this silly game just have none of that^
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  5. Mar 6, 2015
    6
    One of the weirdest games I think I have ever played. It's completely crazy - and you know what...it's an amazing amount of fun. The "MMOOne of the weirdest games I think I have ever played. It's completely crazy - and you know what...it's an amazing amount of fun. The "MMO Simulator" is a brilliant piss-take of MMO's in general - and could even fool you into thinking it's real.

    Its shortcomings are a lack of content. 3 maps is all you get here - and none of them are particularly big. The mechanics also get repetitive and dull rather quickly.

    Get it when it's on sale for a few hours of crazy fun.

    Jimbo Rating: 6/10
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  6. May 23, 2014
    4
    Personally, this game is a lot more fun to watch than to actually play. The game is also quite deceiving and requires a lot to run. It takesPersonally, this game is a lot more fun to watch than to actually play. The game is also quite deceiving and requires a lot to run. It takes about 2 hours to get bored. Expand
  7. Jan 20, 2015
    0
    This is not parody. This is not a joke. This is just another simulator that takes fame away from brilliant games, and shoves it right up everyThis is not parody. This is not a joke. This is just another simulator that takes fame away from brilliant games, and shoves it right up every other developer's ass. Do not waste money on this piece of crap, that does in fact, run like a piece of crap. The defence coming from the developers is, "It's supposed to be bad!", but you see, when you've made a bad game, you've made a bad game. It's not parody, this is not fun, nor funny, it's just a bad game. Expand

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