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  • Summary: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally been realized!
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 11 out of 39
  2. Negative: 5 out of 39
  1. Jun 7, 2014
    100
    It's more than stupid, it's so moronic it becomes something almost sublime. [Issue#249, p.66]
  2. Apr 3, 2014
    82
    As long as the modders keep doing what they do best, it’s possible to never run out of things for your goat to destroy.
  3. Apr 8, 2014
    76
    I can’t bring myself to award Goat Simulator an outstanding score because it’s not an outstanding game, by its own admission. There are many, many things wrong with it. Yet I can’t also deny the fact that it’s enjoyable – it’s funny, it’s a ridiculous ride and it (obviously) doesn’t purport to be anything other than a bit of a laugh.
  4. Does this game deserve a 10/10 because of its ingenuity, or should it be scored a 7/10 because it lacks modes and variation? Is it a 5/10 because it’s not really a game? Or is it a 0/10 because, really, who would pay good money just to run around as a digital goat? In the end, Coffee Stain Studios delivered what it promised, a ridiculous game featuring goats and explosions.
  5. Apr 14, 2014
    60
    It might have started off as a joke, but the funny thing about Goat Simulator is that it’s a much better game than it has any right to be.
  6. Apr 18, 2014
    55
    Goat Simulator is meant as a joke, and you can tell. It's hilarious, for an hour. When you've seen everything there won't be much to do and the bugs and controls will soon simply annoy instead of delight.
  7. Apr 2, 2014
    20
    This is a 10-minute laugh, if that – the kind of thing that's here today, gone tomorrow, but for a brief moment in history is the talk of Shoreditch and Twitter. It's the gaming equivalent of a novelty single and even the developers, to give credit where it's due, recommend you don't buy it. Listen to them.

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Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 60 out of 215
  1. Apr 2, 2014
    10
    Siggity swooty i love Baaaing my way to becoming aSiggity swooty i love Baaaing my way to becoming a goat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Expand
  2. Apr 2, 2014
    10
    This game is absolutely retarded which is why I love it. It's the perfect game for those people who like satirical comedy, as long as theyThis game is absolutely retarded which is why I love it. It's the perfect game for those people who like satirical comedy, as long as they don't mind it being a little dark. Expand
  3. Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This game has truly given me a deeper perspective of life. It has it all, a magnificent story that speaks straight to your heart, stunningThis game has truly given me a deeper perspective of life. It has it all, a magnificent story that speaks straight to your heart, stunning voice acting (baaaa), and a wide room for exploration. Expand
  4. Apr 24, 2014
    8
    Goat Simulator is a lot of fun, as long as messing around and having fun is your goal. Being a completionist can actually be quite a pain, andGoat Simulator is a lot of fun, as long as messing around and having fun is your goal. Being a completionist can actually be quite a pain, and ruin the fun. Especially because among the many hilarious bugs in the game, there are also some very frustrating ones, such as the one that can wipe all progress. Game-breaking bugs aside, there are many fun, interesting, and strange things to do. You can become the queen of goats, make demonic sacrifices, and even fly through the air in bizarre and uncontrollable patterns. If you're looking for a lifelike simulation of being a goat, you're sadly out of luck. However, if you're looking for a good time rather than realistic goating, this odd mess of a game has plenty in store for you. Expand
  5. Apr 8, 2014
    6
    Отличная шутка, но недостаточно хорошая игра. Веселая упоротость и море пасхалок делают симулятора козла интересным проектом, но... Как игре вОтличная шутка, но недостаточно хорошая игра. Веселая упоротость и море пасхалок делают симулятора козла интересным проектом, но... Как игре в нем слишком мало содержания, для изучения всего мира будет более чем достаточно пяти часов. Expand
  6. Jun 13, 2014
    4
    "Goat Simulator" is quite entertaining (For the first fifteen minutes that you play it). The ridiculous mechanics and stupid ragdoll physics"Goat Simulator" is quite entertaining (For the first fifteen minutes that you play it). The ridiculous mechanics and stupid ragdoll physics had me laughing for a very short span of time, until the game's lack of content began to reveal the fact that the whole game is just a broken, monotonous mess. Expand
  7. Jan 20, 2015
    0
    This is not parody. This is not a joke. This is just another simulator that takes fame away from brilliant games, and shoves it right up everyThis is not parody. This is not a joke. This is just another simulator that takes fame away from brilliant games, and shoves it right up every other developer's ass. Do not waste money on this piece of crap, that does in fact, run like a piece of crap. The defence coming from the developers is, "It's supposed to be bad!", but you see, when you've made a bad game, you've made a bad game. It's not parody, this is not fun, nor funny, it's just a bad game. Expand

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