Army Men: Sarge's War Xbox
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  • Summary: A new enemy, Colonel Malice, threatens the very existence of the Green nation. Now, with his squad destroyed, Sarge becomes a one-man army out to stop Colonel Malice and the Tan army at all costs. Guide Sarge through 12 dangerous levels, which span both the real world and the world of toys. Sarge can wield authentic weapons such as assault rifles, shotguns, bazookas, time bombs, and more. Be careful--enemies can now duck, cover, flank your positions, and generally try to kill you as intensely as you try to kill them.… Expand

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  1. Positive: 1 out of 26
  2. Mixed: 10 out of 26
  3. Negative: 15 out of 26
  1. XboxAddict
    78
    The game is fun in its purest state.
  2. 3DAvenue
    67
    Fun to play in small doses. Once the repetition sets in during long stints the game's flaws become more and more apparent and it can lose the action packed feel which comes across during early stages.
  3. IGN
    45
    And if you play enough, I'll bet you'll even want to slit your own throat. I almost did. But the knife, thematic apropos, was plastic. Sob... Sarge's War is relatively competent, but so dull and dumbed down that it feels like it was designed for the inept gamer.
  4. Eurogamer
    40
    It's not thunderously bad, but it is offensively plain, and there are some really daft design decisions lurking among the ridges of this DVD.

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  1. Uter
    4
    Army Men should rule just based on the great concept, but somehow the franchise has never been done very well. And here it's a little worse than usual. The graphics are nicely improved, but the gameplay... agh. The beginning is so disjointed. It's cut up into tiny sections that are all so similar. It's just plain boring, and the shooting is unfun.… Expand