BMX XXX Xbox

Metascore
58

Mixed or average reviews - based on 26 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 5 out of 26
  2. Negative: 10 out of 26
Buy On
  1. Entertainment Weekly
    42
    More puzzling are the physics of Sweet Cheeks' attire: If she's wearing a thong, what could possibly be holding up her suspenders? [29 Nov 2002, p.113]
  2. GameNow
    42
    It's more like FFF thanks to the language. [Feb 2003, p.46]
  3. Xbox Nation Magazine
    40
    Here's some of the stuff you will not laugh at: dogs fornicating, bird poop, aliens anally impaled. [Feb/Mar 2003, p.81]
  4. GMR Magazine
    40
    Physics don't play a big part in the proceedings; it's possible to ride a character full-speed into a wall, without any ill effects. [Feb 2003, p.72]
  5. There are some ‘clever’ bits, like a Winona Ryder look-alike shoplifter (surely she’s too pretty to lock up?), but on the whole it’s a ‘point and laugh’ kind of humour rather than a hearty laugh out loud spectacle.
  6. You want to impress us? Be the Grand Theft Auto of BMX games not Beavis and Butthead on a bike.
  7. The biggest issues players will likely have are the annoying time-based objectives, sloppy control in pedaling from one spot to the next, and confusing environments desperately needing some sort of onscreen map or compass.
  8. Electronic Gaming Monthly
    30
    Difficult - even the homeliest guy on earth could get laid before he could complete the inane tasks required to unlock all the R-rated stripper videos (which aren't worth the effort, by the way). Only the most patient, hardcore, and masochistic will be able to play through XXX. [Feb 2003, p.152]
  9. Play Magazine
    30
    Dislike it because it's a tired game on a tired engine. You could press those boobs against the screen and it still wouldn't make this game any good. [Jan 2003, p.79]
  10. 20
    Not funny, despite its pathetic attempt at being so. The jokes are racist for the sake of being racist, confuse fecal references with wit, and are just generally asinine.

Awards & Rankings

#70 Most Discussed Xbox Game of 2002
#3 Most Shared Xbox Game of 2002
User Score
7.8

Generally favorable reviews- based on 9 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 5
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 5
  3. Negative: 2 out of 5
  1. DanielB.
    Jun 8, 2004
    4
    Fun game, tricks all look the same, movies r not worth the effort.
  2. MichaelB.
    Jul 26, 2003
    10
    Excellent. Hours of fun.
  3. Isaac
    Dec 11, 2002
    4
    It was everything I expected, which wasn't much. Sucks.