A Tale of Two Pizzas
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  1. JustinE.
    Oct 7, 2005
    1
    Fuggetabout it. Not worth the celluloid its released on. Amateurish attempt at film making.. Idiotic plot,bad directing, and amateruish pseudo italian music-(Sounds like a track produced by an expert in yiddish music, not italian .)

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Metascore
36 out of 100

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 5 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 5
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 5
  3. Negative: 1 out of 5
  1. Variety
    Reviewed by: Ronnie Scheib
    50
    In scope, depth, rhythm and gags, "Pizzas" seems best suited to the small screen.
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  2. Village Voice
    Reviewed by: Matt Singer
    40
    Writer-director Vincent Sassone makes your mouth water with his lovingly photographed images of freshly baked pizza but turns your stomach with extra-cheesy dialogue and an inconsistent narrative.
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  3. The New York Times
    Reviewed by: Janet Maslin
    40
    The film borrows themes and cast members from HBO's "Sopranos," but the script lacks the nuance and wit of that series's creator, David Chase.
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