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  • 2007
  • R
  • Blue Sky Media
  • 1 h 32 m
  • 2007
  • R
  • Blue Sky Media
  • 1 h 32 m

Summary During one lunchtime at an offbeat London coffee house, the relationships of the quirky staff and several couples are suddenly turned upside down by revelations of supremely embarrassing secrets and idiosyncrasies, generally having to do with their rampaging sexual appetites. (Steaming Hot Coffee, LLC)

Directed By: John Cosgrove

Written By: Dean Craig

  • 2007
  • R
  • Blue Sky Media
  • 1 h 32 m
  • 2007
  • R
  • Blue Sky Media
  • 1 h 32 m

Caffeine

Metascore Generally Unfavorable Based on 4 Critic Reviews
23
User Score Generally Favorable Based on 8 User Ratings
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Summary During one lunchtime at an offbeat London coffee house, the relationships of the quirky staff and several couples are suddenly turned upside down by revelations of supremely embarrassing secrets and idiosyncrasies, generally having to do with their rampaging sexual appetites. (Steaming Hot Coffee, LLC)

Directed By: John Cosgrove

Written By: Dean Craig

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Detailing the sexual and romantic misadventures of the employees and patrons at a London cafe, Caffeine is about as appetizing as a pot of dishwater coffee.
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30
Nonsense, hysterics and many cuppas spill in Caffeine, an ensembler that serves up a menu's worth of forced and trite situations.
By Robert Koehler FULL REVIEW
30
Cosgrove and screenwriter Dean Craig aim for the kind of close-quarters chaos that John Cleese and Connie Booth turned into high comic art on "Fawlty Towers," but Caffeine's roundelay of sophomoric urination, masturbation and pedophilia gags isn't half as funny as the atrocious British accents of the largely American cast.
By Scott Foundas FULL REVIEW
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The claustrophobic and poorly executed Caffeine is either a play in search of a movie or a movie in search of a play but, either way, it's searching for the wrong thing. What it desperately needs are laughs.
By Kirk Honeycutt FULL REVIEW

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Production Company Steaming Hot Coffee LLC
Release Date Mar 16, 2007
Duration 1 h 32 m
Rating R
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Tagline There's always something strange brewing.
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